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Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 7:33:46 PM
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If she was hot, she would cuck him, because hes an awkward beta male.
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UnholyMudcrab
12/27/18 7:37:21 PM
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Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 7:38:18 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
At least he doesn't buy GameFAQs accounts, though

How would you know that? Maybe hes Hothlin or Hey.
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EliteLevel
12/27/18 7:44:29 PM
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Ugly is the new beautiful.
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AngelicTouch99
12/27/18 7:49:14 PM
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https://i.redd.it/13w3kr7tzpv11.jpg

I dont think shes ugly at all. And shes got a better jaw then prob everyone on this board
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Solid Sonic
12/27/18 7:50:09 PM
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Came in here thinking he'd be making some sort of validation for his choice.

Which would be awkward.
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Wetterdew
12/27/18 7:50:24 PM
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She's not ugly...you bitter rude motherfuckers.
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Unsugarized_Foo
12/27/18 7:50:48 PM
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Money ain't everything. If the Zuck gave a fuck, he'd just cash out and ride in Ferraris and rail coke instead of yelling at the government every other day
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TomNook20
12/27/18 7:52:02 PM
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TheMikh
12/27/18 7:53:02 PM
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i'm not a fan of zuckerberg but there is nothing wrong with his wife
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thronedfire2
12/27/18 7:54:56 PM
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she's not ugly

probably out of TC's league anyway
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Kingbuffet
12/27/18 7:55:22 PM
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Shes like a 7, not hot but still you get it in, maybe hes in love too
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powerman1426
12/27/18 7:55:38 PM
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Cuckerberg
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
At least he doesn't buy GameFAQs accounts, though

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Orlando_Jordan
12/27/18 7:56:03 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
she's not ugly

probably out of TC's league anyway

You have low standards. But you probably have to.
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smoke_break
12/27/18 7:56:35 PM
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When you get that rich who else can you trust but your day one.
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Mareen
12/27/18 7:56:52 PM
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Or maybe he genuinely loves her.
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Kineth
12/27/18 7:57:33 PM
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Mareen posted...
Or maybe he genuinely loves her.

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Comfy_Pillow
12/27/18 7:58:40 PM
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If you're a huge nerd but you're wealthy you don't go for some mega hot chick.

That's like rule #1 in the wealthy nerd handbook. If you go for a chick way out of your league just because you have money....she's gonna just use you for your money

basic shit
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Darkrobotisback
12/27/18 7:59:30 PM
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TheMikh posted...
i'm not a fan of zuckerberg but there is nothing wrong with his wife

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EliteLevel
12/27/18 8:00:39 PM
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Comfy_Pillow posted...
If you're a huge nerd but you're wealthy you don't go for some mega hot chick.

That's like rule #1 in the wealthy nerd handbook. If you go for a chick way out of your league just because you have money....she's gonna just use you for your money

basic shit


Whats the problem there?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/27/18 8:00:45 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
If she was hot, she would cuck him, because he?s an awkward beta male.


"My one pony trick is to project"
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KILBOTz
12/27/18 8:01:47 PM
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Jimmy Soul wrote a song about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg" data-time="


long story short, Zuck will be happy for the rest of his life.
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YookaLaylee
12/27/18 8:01:56 PM
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For some reason I read the title as Mark Wahlberg lol
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Comfy_Pillow
12/27/18 8:04:37 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
If you're a huge nerd but you're wealthy you don't go for some mega hot chick.

That's like rule #1 in the wealthy nerd handbook. If you go for a chick way out of your league just because you have money....she's gonna just use you for your money

basic shit


Whats the problem there?


despite your virgin instincts that a hotter girl = a better relationship that's actually not true. If they actually love each other, their relationship will be a much more fulfilling one than if he just banged some model instagram thot
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mrstcloud1138
12/27/18 8:46:43 PM
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Mareen posted...
Or maybe he genuinely loves her.

Cyborgs are incapable of love.
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KILBOTz
12/27/18 8:48:39 PM
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mrstcloud1138 posted...
Mareen posted...
Or maybe he genuinely loves her.

Cyborgs are incapable of love.


the Terminator in Terminator 2 clearly came to love john. And thats a straight up robot, not just a cyborg. Cyborgs have to be capable of love.
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EliteLevel
12/27/18 9:23:41 PM
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Comfy_Pillow posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
If you're a huge nerd but you're wealthy you don't go for some mega hot chick.

That's like rule #1 in the wealthy nerd handbook. If you go for a chick way out of your league just because you have money....she's gonna just use you for your money

basic shit


Whats the problem there?


despite your virgin instincts that a hotter girl = a better relationship that's actually not true. If they actually love each other, their relationship will be a much more fulfilling one than if he just banged some model instagram thot


I see. So its not possible to love beautiful women. Well Ill dump my girlfriend and find a skank instead. Apparently theres no love, and there never can be any, between my gf and I.

Thanks for liberating me.
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Kineth
12/27/18 11:21:15 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
If she was hot, she would cuck him, because he?s an awkward beta male.


"My one pony trick is to project"


Got em
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Krojen
12/27/18 11:25:14 PM
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He literally married a Chinese woman in an attempt to get Facebook allowed in China.
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sktgamer_13dude
12/27/18 11:28:46 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
she's not ugly

probably out of TC's league anyway

Shes a girl. Of course shes out of his league.
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ssjevot
12/27/18 11:28:53 PM
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"Let's see if we can squeeze racism and sexism into one topic."
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CoolBro
12/27/18 11:29:34 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
If you're a huge nerd but you're wealthy you don't go for some mega hot chick.

That's like rule #1 in the wealthy nerd handbook. If you go for a chick way out of your league just because you have money....she's gonna just use you for your money

basic shit


Whats the problem there?

yeah lol

even if the guy was a hot guy, it just means that the girl is just attracted to his physical appearance, not to his personality.
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Kineth
12/27/18 11:29:51 PM
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ssjevot posted...
"Let's see if we can squeeze racism and sexism into one topic."


Got em
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/27/18 11:30:26 PM
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Thats funny coming from Orlando Jordan. Youd be lucky to get a 0.5/10 to consider sleeping with you, lol
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Solid Snake07
12/27/18 11:33:48 PM
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She's not ugly. Especially compared to his doofy looking ass
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Offworlder1
12/27/18 11:37:38 PM
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Forgettable posted...
Isn't she a childhood friend?


I heard this too and it makes sense he would marry someone he could trust, they are likely in love too.
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andel
12/27/18 11:38:26 PM
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expected some wildebeest. she is attractive
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Solid Snake07
12/27/18 11:38:47 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Forgettable posted...
Isn't she a childhood friend?


I heard this too and it makes sense he would marry someone he could trust, they are likely in love too.


Pretty sure they met at Harvard
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Fam_Fam
12/27/18 11:40:40 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
If you're a huge nerd but you're wealthy you don't go for some mega hot chick.

That's like rule #1 in the wealthy nerd handbook. If you go for a chick way out of your league just because you have money....she's gonna just use you for your money

basic shit


Whats the problem there?


despite your virgin instincts that a hotter girl = a better relationship that's actually not true. If they actually love each other, their relationship will be a much more fulfilling one than if he just banged some model instagram thot


I see. So its not possible to love beautiful women. Well Ill dump my girlfriend and find a skank instead. Apparently theres no love, and there never can be any, between my gf and I.

Thanks for liberating me.


no one said that. what's with the idiocy. he said hotter girl does not automatically equal better relationship. nothing at all like hot girl = bad relationship.

i hate when people use moronic tactics like this to make a shitty point.
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DifferentialEquation
12/27/18 11:41:55 PM
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She's not ugly. Just based on looks alone she could get a more attractive guy than Zuckerberg. It's likely that she's only with him for his money.
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