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Lord_Shadow
12/25/18 4:27:26 PM
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She's super decorates the house Christmas style all her clothes christmas-themed she eats and drinks nothing but Christmas related foods she fucks random mall Santas she also has a pet deer she also goes Christmas caroling everyday. She also wants a Christmas tree in every room of the house
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 4:40:25 PM
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Lost me at random fucking of mall santas.
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Duncanwii
12/25/18 4:40:55 PM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
she fucks random mall Santas


You had me until here. I'm not dating a cheater, especially one who cheats with sweaty fat 50 somethings who probably have herpes.
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Lord_Shadow
12/26/18 4:22:31 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
she fucks random mall Santas


You had me until here. I'm not dating a cheater, especially one who cheats with sweaty fat 50 somethings who probably have herpes.

Oh come on it's not cheating if it's Santa haven't you heard the song?
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YukihoHagiwara
12/26/18 4:40:40 AM
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I cant hold that many yobs at once, secondly the malls are too far away

also i dont want my phone blown up with the hey ho santa emoji thing every other day
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Vaati_Reborn
12/26/18 4:42:41 AM
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Nope. Even if she wasn't fucking random crusty old men I just hate Christmas
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