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YoshitoKikuchi 12/25/18 3:06:19 PM #1: |
What if they aren't that attractive?
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Space_Man 12/25/18 3:07:37 PM #2: |
It's actually grapes. 72 grapes.
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Duncanwii 12/25/18 3:08:10 PM #3: |
What If they weren't all female?
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DarkTransient 12/25/18 3:08:16 PM #4: |
Is it ever actually stated anywhere that the virgins are female?
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Garioshi 12/25/18 3:08:21 PM #5: |
They're all male.
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YoshitoKikuchi 12/25/18 3:12:01 PM #6: |
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Lairen 12/25/18 3:13:53 PM #7: |
Youre dead. Good luck fucking without a physical body
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a-c-a-b 12/25/18 3:17:07 PM #8: |
72 middle aged guys that all look and act like Vegy.
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KillerKhan420 12/25/18 3:17:32 PM #9: |
Well I guess you could trick some who didn't know anything and just do anal, so you don't get 72 kids.
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Tsukasa1891 12/25/18 3:19:46 PM #10: |
72 virgin male horses and they all want a turn.
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YoshitoKikuchi 12/25/18 4:21:20 PM #11: |
a-c-a-b posted...
72 middle aged guys that all look and act like Vegy. --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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knutjob 12/25/18 4:27:04 PM #12: |
Sounds like an average day in ce
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hockeybub89 12/25/18 4:28:01 PM #13: |
They're actually all [REDACTED]
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EzeDoesIt 12/25/18 4:28:20 PM #14: |
Lairen posted...
Youre dead. Good luck fucking without a physical body In Islam it is said that Allah restitches your body from the ground up for Paradise after your Earthly death. --- Not changing this sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/25/18 4:28:49 PM #15: |
Virgins are lame. Nobody wants to deal with hymens either.
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Lost_All_Senses 12/25/18 4:33:09 PM #16: |
Yeah, I don't want any sort of 72 virgins. To deal with that many sexually frustrated women (or people in general)? No thanks.
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hockeybub89 12/25/18 4:35:07 PM #17: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Yeah, I don't want any sort of 72 virgins. To deal with that many sexually frustrated women (or people in general)? No thanks. They clearly seem to be nothing more than submissive objects for the now-dead terrorist. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YoshitoKikuchi 12/26/18 2:29:17 PM #18: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Virgins are lame. Nobody wants to deal with hymens either. 72 somewhat experienced women then? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead https://imgur.com/YQpeyD3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 12/26/18 2:30:30 PM #19: |
72 isn't a number stated anywhere I don't know where it comes from.
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Zikten 12/26/18 2:32:06 PM #20: |
it's implied they are female virgins cause in ancient times, the concept of virginity was mostly only of concern or thought about with women. nobody cared about virgin men, and it was assumed all men were fucking. and it's probably mostly true. Incels were more rare or nonexistant in ancient times due to widespread and easy access to prostitution. probably 99.99% of all males in ancient time lost their virginity to a prostitute in a brothel, as soon as they were past puberty and had the money to pay for it. and it was cheap. brothels were not as expensive as they are in modern day. I think even a homeless beggar could scrape together enough for a visit, if they wanted to skip a meal
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_Krave_ 12/26/18 2:34:40 PM #21: |
Raisins. Not virgins.
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TheMikh 12/26/18 2:35:19 PM #22: |
Space_Man posted...
It's actually grapes. 72 grapes. maidservants not explicitly virgins though edit: and the number is not specified --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 12/26/18 2:41:44 PM #23: |
Tsukasa1891 posted...
72 virgin male horses and they all want a turn. what the fuck --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 12/26/18 2:50:19 PM #24: |
I mean, I assume after enough time passes they won't be virgins anymore and they'll know what they're doing, which would be kind of fun? Assuming your dick doesn't get sore, but I'd hope the afterlife can magically fix that...then again, if your dick never gets sore due to magic, that same magic might also mean the virgins never stop being virgins...ah fuck it, I'll just go get a hamburger instead.
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Firewerx 12/26/18 4:34:14 PM #25: |
Doesn't really sound worth dying for.
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Chicken 12/26/18 4:39:18 PM #26: |
Then you fuck them all once and now youre stuck with 72 nagging women for all eternity.
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masterpug53 12/26/18 4:56:42 PM #27: |
68 virgins and 4 very experienced MILFs would be much more agreeable.
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EzeDoesIt 12/27/18 6:23:51 AM #28: |
masterpug53 posted...
68 virgins and 4 very experienced MILFs would be much more agreeable. --- Not changing this sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ving_Rhames 12/27/18 6:26:51 AM #29: |
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sauceje 12/28/18 7:13:20 AM #30: |
Plot twist, it's 72 clones of Virgin Mary and they all give birth to baby Jesus after you take their virginity
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_MorningStar 12/28/18 7:17:46 AM #31: |
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YoshitoKikuchi 12/28/18 5:36:25 PM #32: |
_MorningStar posted...
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