Poll of the Day > Girlfriend bought me rubbers last night. We haven't used rubs in over 6 years

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BloodWhen_iWipe
12/24/18 10:50:56 AM
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Wonder what's up with this malarkey
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Fam_Fam
12/24/18 10:56:27 AM
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she has an STD :(
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Istillhateyou
12/24/18 11:00:08 AM
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got some bad news, dogg...
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Oops_All_Berrys
12/24/18 11:13:05 AM
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She wants to keep her dick clean
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LinkPizza
12/24/18 11:27:56 AM
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Continue to not use them.

As for why, many reasons. Could be cheating and caught an STD. Could have been pregnant and got a secret abortion and wants to make sure she doesnt get pregnant again. Could be a lot of things...
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Bugmeat
12/24/18 11:33:04 AM
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Ask her.


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SunWuKung420
12/24/18 11:33:31 AM
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She needs something thicker.
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Nade Duck
12/24/18 11:35:08 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
Ask her.


probably this tho
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brestugo
12/24/18 11:45:56 AM
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Get tested.
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wwinterj25
12/24/18 12:35:32 PM
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She just bought you a shower cap, ok?
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BUMPED2002
12/24/18 12:46:08 PM
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BloodWhen_iWipe posted...
Wonder what's up with this malarkey

Hmm if you say you haven't used condoms in 6 years and suddenly she's giving you some, I'd be leery of that as if she were ahem covering up something.
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argonautweakend
12/24/18 12:49:17 PM
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Just dont use em anx find out why she got them later idk
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Istillhateyou
12/24/18 12:53:34 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Ask her.



This. She's not going to tell you the truth, but I'm realy curious as to wat excuse she gives you
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ferko420
12/24/18 12:54:36 PM
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heh, lol, keep us posted
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Krazy_Kirby
12/24/18 12:54:48 PM
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must be a lot of rain this year
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LinkPizza
12/24/18 12:55:53 PM
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Istillhateyou posted...
Bugmeat posted...
Ask her.



This. She's not going to tell you the truth, but I'm realy curious as to wat excuse she gives you

ferko420 posted...
heh, lol, keep us posted

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SunWuKung420
12/24/18 12:56:42 PM
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As if this isn't a troll topic. Helly doesn't have a lady.
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Bugmeat
12/24/18 1:09:02 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
As if this isn't a troll topic. Helly doesn't have a lady.

Is this one of his stupid alts?


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BloodWhen_iWipe
12/29/18 8:00:30 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
As if this isn't a troll topic. Helly doesn't have a lady.

Is this one of his stupid alts?


No. I'm not a alt
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LinkPizza
12/29/18 8:04:44 PM
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BloodWhen_iWipe posted...
Bugmeat posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
As if this isn't a troll topic. Helly doesn't have a lady.

Is this one of his stupid alts?


No. I'm not a alt

Did you find out why? Are you actually using them? We would like answers, please...
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BloodWhen_iWipe
12/29/18 8:06:50 PM
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She had an infection, but then her period started so we haven't done the nasty in a few days, anyway. Probably for the best we rest that thang
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ASlaveObeys
12/29/18 8:28:36 PM
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I was going to say she might be on antibiotics
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Valiant_Kaiser
12/29/18 9:36:49 PM
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The gentlemanly thing to do is trade a surprise for a surprise and treat her to a nice outing to the clinic to get tested for vagina diseases.
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BeerOnTap
12/29/18 10:21:21 PM
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Youve been dating for 6 years and havent asked her to marry you. Youre stringing her along. Sadly, theres a good chance shes getting the D somewhere else.
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SpaghettiCookie
12/29/18 10:23:40 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Ask her.


This and

SunWuKung420 posted...
She needs something thicker.

I could see this but a condom those exactly scream for a more pleasurable experience. Or add much thickness
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LinkPizza
12/29/18 10:26:54 PM
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BeerOnTap posted...
Youve been dating for 6 years and havent asked her to marry you. Youre stringing her along. Sadly, theres a good chance shes getting the D somewhere else.

This makes no sense...
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