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_Lyonidias
12/24/18 12:16:21 AM
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rikasa
12/24/18 12:18:16 AM
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LOL.
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smoliske
12/24/18 12:19:06 AM
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 12:22:44 AM
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Hahaha, like we haven't heard this joke a million times. It's getting to be the furry equivalent of telling a cashier something must be free because the scanner is having trouble reading its bar code. -_-
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_Lyonidias
12/24/18 12:23:59 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Hahaha, like we haven't heard this joke a million times. It's getting to be the furry equivalent of telling a cashier something must be free because the scanner is having trouble reading its bar code. -_-


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rikasa
12/24/18 12:24:37 AM
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Nice, I heard a funny joke AND I have a new way to trigger furries. What an amazing topic
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MarbyIsBack
12/24/18 12:26:11 AM
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ok so maybe I'm just a dumbo but I don't actually get it

What's the joke
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 12:26:15 AM
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Eh, I don't mind it that much really, just kinda tired of hearing that joke. I'm sure there's plenty of us who love it.
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The23rdMagus
12/24/18 12:26:35 AM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
ok so maybe I'm just a dumbo but I don't actually get it

What's the joke

It has to do with canine anatomy.
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 12:26:45 AM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
ok so maybe I'm just a dumbo but I don't actually get it

What's the joke

"Knot" is another term for the bulbis glandis, which is... something to do with dog penises.
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smoliske
12/24/18 12:26:59 AM
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yiff in hell
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MarbyIsBack
12/24/18 12:27:38 AM
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The23rdMagus posted...
MarbyIsBack posted...
ok so maybe I'm just a dumbo but I don't actually get it

What's the joke

It has to do with canine anatomy.

...I still don't fully get it but I think I know just enough to not want to know any more.

EDIT: @WilliamPorygon : oh.
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The23rdMagus
12/24/18 12:30:56 AM
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I was trying to be politely oblique.
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ninjarobot_22
12/24/18 12:31:21 AM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
ok so maybe I'm just a dumbo but I don't actually get it

What's the joke


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIuy7gCMuec" data-time="
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rikasa
12/24/18 12:31:31 AM
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dog dicks get a big lump when they fuck so the female can't get away before the cums
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SailorGoon
12/24/18 12:32:33 AM
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Furry culture killed Hentai Haven
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_Lyonidias
12/24/18 12:32:55 AM
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rikasa posted...
dog dicks get a big lump when they fuck so the female can't get away before the cums

Mood
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Completion
12/24/18 12:33:05 AM
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rikasa posted...
LOL.


You definitely didn't actually laugh at this
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HashtagTartarus
12/24/18 12:33:38 AM
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rikasa
12/24/18 12:35:18 AM
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Completion posted...
rikasa posted...
LOL.


You definitely didn't actually laugh at this

I'm also a fat guy IRL.
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Completion
12/24/18 12:37:34 AM
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Ok
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UltraDeku
12/24/18 12:37:54 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
Furry culture killed Hentai Haven

What about Furry hentai?
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HashtagTartarus
12/24/18 2:14:06 PM
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SpiralDrift
12/24/18 2:15:48 PM
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It's getting harder to tell who are the furries and who are the bestiality fetishists.
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_Lyonidias
12/24/18 2:18:35 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Usually they do it before marriage.


nice
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 2:25:02 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
It's getting harder to tell who are the furries and who are the bestiality fetishists.

Well if a creature is half human and half some other animal, it would stand to reason their genitalia could be from either side, wouldn't it?
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SpiralDrift
12/24/18 2:26:56 PM
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So are the people who say they're half-horse furries then? I've always wondered.
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synth_real
12/24/18 3:44:17 PM
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It depends on what their fursona is. Horse cocks don't have a knot, just a medial ring.
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The Catgirl Fondler
12/24/18 3:52:08 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
So are the people who say they're half-horse furries then? I've always wondered.


Depends on who you ask, I suppose. There's some people who claim any amount of animal parts (even just ears and tails) is furry while others will insist it isn't furry in the slightest. (Cue people posting "furry chart" images.)
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SpiralDrift
12/24/18 3:56:14 PM
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I was talking about the wink wink I'm horse from the waist down people.
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HylianFox
12/24/18 3:57:34 PM
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they just bat at the string
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The Catgirl Fondler
12/24/18 4:02:06 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
I was talking about the wink wink I'm horse from the waist down people.


Same thing actually.

There's some folks out there that think centaurs/mermaids/lamias/etc. are just a different brand of furry or "furry in denial".
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HashtagTartarus
12/24/18 8:38:46 PM
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I embrace the furry fandom as a means of coping with the devastating loss of my foreskin.
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_Lyonidias
12/24/18 8:40:30 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I embrace the furry fandom as a means of coping with the devastating loss of my foreskin.


This needs to be my sig
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 8:47:36 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I embrace the furry fandom as a means of coping with the devastating loss of my foreskin.

Damn lack of anti-baby circumcision laws :(
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smo86
12/24/18 9:01:19 PM
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foreskin is oppressive
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codey
12/24/18 9:22:43 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
It's getting harder to tell who are the furries and who are the bestiality fetishists.


Is there a difference? I assumed furries wanted to fuck animals
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SpiralDrift
12/24/18 9:23:31 PM
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codey posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
It's getting harder to tell who are the furries and who are the bestiality fetishists.


Is there a difference? I assumed furries wanted to fuck animals

The only difference as far as I can tell is some want to fuck animals, others want to be fucked by them.
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 9:42:57 PM
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Furries are just fans of anthropomorphic characters in general, they don't necessarily have to have any sexual interest in them at all. The furverts are the ones that generally get all the attention to the point that non-furries think that's what the whole thing is all about though.
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HashtagTartarus
12/24/18 9:52:12 PM
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WilliamPorygon
12/24/18 9:53:45 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
I am a proud furvert

So am I ^_^
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