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Romulox28 12/21/18 9:39:02 AM #1: |
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GoodOlJr 12/21/18 9:39:25 AM #2: |
I'm glad you're on our side
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Italian 12/21/18 9:39:36 AM #3: |
I thought you were bigger than that
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Romulox28 12/21/18 9:40:10 AM #5: |
Roxborough4Ever posted...
dude why tf do u have little ballerina feet.....tell me thats not a North American shoe size good luck getting laid with ur big floppy clown feet LOL --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 12/21/18 9:40:23 AM #6: |
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Kitt 12/21/18 9:40:43 AM #7: |
Dominate me, Green Butter daddy
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Romulox28 12/21/18 9:41:20 AM #8: |
Zodd3224 posted...
I refuse to believe the fabled Green Butter wears a size 6 shoe its called the 6-6-6 Rule my boy Kitt posted... Dominate me, Green Butter daddy check ur PMs --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/21/18 9:41:41 AM #9: |
I have this recurring joke with this girl anytime we go to the bowling alley that I say "size 14 please" even though I'm about a size 9, which is quite small for my height.
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AutumnBlaze 12/21/18 9:42:18 AM #10: |
You should have a bigger shoe size than that, hun
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Touch 12/21/18 9:42:35 AM #11: |
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Heineken14 12/21/18 9:43:00 AM #12: |
This topic made me sell my house and move and enter witness protection.
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Romulox28 12/21/18 9:44:39 AM #13: |
pinky0926 posted...
I have this recurring joke with this girl anytime we go to the bowling alley that I say "size 14 please" even though I'm about a size 9, which is quite small for my height. protip from sex master GB: dont borrow bowling shoes because that makes u look like a cuck, dont bring your own shoes because then ur a guy that owns bowling shoes. bowl barefoot, what are they going to do, call the cops? AutumnBlaze posted... You should have a bigger shoe size than that, hun nah, i like having sex with women, many women, with or without a condom, instead of being made fun of by them for having giant honkin clown feet Touch posted... Dominate me daddy check ur PMs --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadowplay 12/21/18 9:45:35 AM #14: |
Didn't green butter used to make tons of topics about how his parents were going to circumcise him?
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Romulox28 12/21/18 9:46:53 AM #15: |
Shadowplay posted...
Didn't green butter used to make tons of topics about how his parents were going to circumcise him? no i used to make topics about how i was unfairly circumcized by my parents and was going to have a cadaver foreskin surgically re-attached to my penis lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zombiexdeathx 12/21/18 9:48:26 AM #16: |
6"2
over 200 pounds feet UK 11 come at me OP --- (Modern) feminism is nothing but a misandrist hate cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 12/21/18 9:50:56 AM #17: |
zombiexdeathx posted...
6"2 Nice center of gravity lmao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 12/21/18 9:53:47 AM #18: |
zombiexdeathx posted...
6"2 id destroy you the way you probably destroy 3500 calories worth of fish & chips a day --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 12/21/18 9:54:49 AM #19: |
Has your son inherited your tremendous mass as well? Lord knows the tubby little lad used to eat enough.
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Vyrulisse 12/21/18 9:56:55 AM #20: |
I'm in awe at the size of this lad
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Funkydog 12/21/18 9:59:26 AM #21: |
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FF_Redux 12/21/18 10:00:55 AM #22: |
*removes clothes, gets in bed*
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Romulox28 12/21/18 10:01:30 AM #23: |
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Has your son inherited your tremendous mass as well? Lord knows the tubby little lad used to eat enough. hes in the punishment closet atm Vyrulisse posted... I'm in awe at the size of this lad good Funkydog posted... I'm ready and waiting theres going to be two hits, me hitting you and then me also hitting you again at a later date --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shadowplay 12/21/18 10:13:17 AM #24: |
Romulox28 posted...
Shadowplay posted...Didn't green butter used to make tons of topics about how his parents were going to circumcise him? Not gonna lie, I lol'd. --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryuko_Chan 12/21/18 10:19:09 AM #25: |
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Romulox28 12/21/18 10:20:53 AM #26: |
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Ryuko_Chan 12/21/18 10:22:19 AM #27: |
Romulox28 posted...
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teepan95 12/21/18 10:25:12 AM #28: |
You know what they say about people with small feet...
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Were_Wyrm 12/21/18 10:25:44 AM #29: |
I played a halfling monk once, he was pretty bad ass.
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Parappa09 12/21/18 10:28:02 AM #30: |
im getting real dom daddy vibes from gb rn and im liking it
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vocedelmorte 12/21/18 10:28:32 AM #31: |
Shoe Size: Men's 6 (._. ) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 12/21/18 10:30:47 AM #32: |
teepan95 posted...
You know what they say about people with small feet... small feet, lots of sex ? Parappa09 posted... im getting real dom daddy vibes from gb rn and im liking it wait till u see my 2019 dad bod reveal, its been a long winter bulk but its going to pay off in the end vocedelmorte posted... Shoe Size: Men's 6 u got somethin to say to me fella --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alpha218 12/21/18 10:31:43 AM #33: |
Vyrulisse posted...
I'm in awe at the size of this lad Absolute unit --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1349-mario Now Playing: SSBUltimate, MtG: Arena ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deanshow 12/21/18 10:34:04 AM #34: |
Hit me up TC. I'd be down to fight.
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rhklce 12/21/18 10:34:11 AM #35: |
Italian posted...
I thought you were bigger than that If I had a nickel for every time I heard this, Id prolly be able to buy a Bugatti. No, but really OP, GoodOlJr posted... I'm glad you're on our side ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pinky0926 12/21/18 10:35:37 AM #36: |
Romulox28 posted...
I bring my own engraved bowling bowl to the lanes, it says in gold cursive writing "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" right there next to the finger holes. I like to stroke it carefully before making a perfect strike --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unite 12/21/18 10:35:38 AM #37: |
Shoe size 6? Kinda small
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vocedelmorte 12/21/18 10:36:57 AM #38: |
u got somethin to say to me fella Yes. Do you have to buy women's shoes ? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Romulox28 12/21/18 10:39:51 AM #39: |
deanshow posted...
Hit me up TC. I'd be down to fight. check ur PMs pinky0926 posted... Romulox28 posted... ok i take it back, thats a total power move Unite posted... Shoe size 6? Kinda small real talk: women dont want to fuck a man with gigantic clown feet hope i didnt rip the band aid off too quickly vocedelmorte posted... Yes. Do you have to buy women's shoes ? no i just buy regular shoes & have my cobbler take them down to a comfortable & roomy size 6 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 12/21/18 10:40:59 AM #40: |
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Ryuko_Chan 12/21/18 10:51:23 AM #41: |
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Parappa09 12/21/18 11:45:08 AM #42: |
Romulox28 posted...
wait till u see my 2019 dad bod reveal, its been a long winter bulk but its going to pay off in the end i'm waiting --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Knowledge_King 12/21/18 11:46:59 AM #43: |
I weigh like 70lbs more than you and my feet are 7 inches longer. No doubt you can't get close to dominating me.
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Romulox28 12/21/18 11:55:07 AM #44: |
Parappa09 posted...
Romulox28 posted...wait till u see my 2019 dad bod reveal, its been a long winter bulk but its going to pay off in the end lmao Knowledge_King posted... I weigh like 70lbs more than you and my feet are 7 inches longer. No doubt you can't get close to dominating me. oink oink oink --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HiddenLurker 12/21/18 11:58:35 AM #45: |
Whoa we got an internet badass here.
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rikasa 12/21/18 12:00:53 PM #46: |
aww, we got one stat in common TC
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Drpooplol 12/21/18 12:05:14 PM #48: |
Tc I'll make you smell like Daddy in 5 seconds flat.
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Funkydog 12/21/18 2:47:15 PM #49: |
Romulox28 posted...
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Touch 12/21/18 3:04:36 PM #50: |
In many years time, I will be in a moonlit wooden hut on a mountainside. The warm crackling fire, sitting at the end of a king-sized bed, illuminates the warm rug. The mattress is plump, raised to the right level. The sheets are thick, filled with soft feathers. A window gives a view of the idyllic scenery. A blanket of snow to match the blanket of feathers. A gazelle prances in the distance. My wife, my gorgeous redheaded wife, perfect figure, hair as red as wine and a gaze as intoxicating. She is as nude as the day she is born and just as messy. I have her across the bed, legs splayed out. Her womanhood bared to take my mighty trunk. For many hours we entwine, always rough, always sweaty. Finally with a quiver of the leg, my Aphrodite falls back, too exhausted to carry on despite her peak physical condition. I myself, of course, am still fully erect, but give her the moment to catch her breath. I hand her a diamond bottle of pure river water and she gratefully takes a sip to hydrate. Between breaths, she leans in and whispers to me, "Darling, I don't think I've ever seen you harder than you are right now." I turn to her, look deep into her eyes, and respond. "I'm still not as hard as when I learned of green butter's proportions."
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Reis 12/21/18 3:05:07 PM #51: |
I can't see you down there tc
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