Current Events > Is this bad form at a buffet?

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-I eat very, very fast and usually finish eating first in my group.

-I never get salad at a buffet. Only meat and starches like potatoes and the obligatory dessert.
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PikachuMaxwell posted...

-I eat very, very fast and usually finish eating first in my group.

-I never get salad at a buffet. Only meat and starches like potatoes and the obligatory dessert.

Thats how you do it. If your plate isnt filled with various shades of brown you fucked up
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CapnMuffin posted...

PikachuMaxwell posted...

-I eat very, very fast and usually finish eating first in my group.

-I never get salad at a buffet. Only meat and starches like potatoes and the obligatory dessert.

Thats how you do it. If your plate isnt filled with various shades of brown you fucked up

Thanks!
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Buffett are free for alls. Only rule is that you feel like shit when you leave.
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BuckVanHammer posted...

Buffett are free for alls. Only rule is that you feel like shit when you leave.

Haha...of course!
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BuckVanHammer posted...

Buffett are free for alls. Only rule is that you feel like shit when you leave.

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Yeah I don't go to buffets to eat a fucking salad, unless it's a pizza buffet. It's like the children at those Chinese buffets eating just chicken nuggets and fries. That's why I stopped taking mine to any kind of buffet. That and you never know what your kid is gonna go, eat enough or barely nibble.
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KillerKhan420 posted...

Yeah I don't go to buffets to eat a fucking salad, unless it's a pizza buffet. It's like the children at those Chinese buffets eating just chicken nuggets and fries. That's why I stopped taking mine to any kind of buffet. That and you never know what your kid is gonna go, eat enough or barely nibble.

I used to be like that at Chinese buffets....
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PikachuMaxwell posted...

KillerKhan420 posted...

Yeah I don't go to buffets to eat a fucking salad, unless it's a pizza buffet. It's like the children at those Chinese buffets eating just chicken nuggets and fries. That's why I stopped taking mine to any kind of buffet. That and you never know what your kid is gonna go, eat enough or barely nibble.

I used to be like that at Chinese buffets....

Same.

Once I got into my teens I developed a proper sense of taste. >_>

Now I love the shit out of Chinese food lol
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Oh, I never get salad. Screw that.

When Im at a Chinese restaurant, I just load up on meat. I pick the meat out and leave the vegetables.

If its a non Chinese buffet, then I usually load up on seafood.
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Tc it sounds like you're a pro.

I'm pretty proud right now
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i used to put a lot on my plate but realized after 1 or 2 plates i was already full.

now i days i put maybe like 2-3 items and then get another plate. i usually get like 8-10 plates done and i feel like i get my money's worth

but lately with asian buffets i get bored and i end up dipping the food with the chocolate fondue or pour the chocolate on it. i've done sushi, salad, fried shrimp (surprisingly good), walnut shrimp, sirloin, orange chicken (worst one so far). earlier today i mixed mashed potatoes and chocolate lol. i'm aware that they recycle the chocolate.

i also hate how the goddamn oreos are stale too.
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Yeah my typical routine is to get between three and five plates. All of them are works of art.

I see people with a giant pile on their plate and I scoff.

Heathens.

I miss good buffets. The only ones around here are garbage like Golden Corral
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Say what you want about Golden Corral, it's the only place where I can make a Chinese taco salad
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eston posted...

Say what you want about Golden Corral, it's the only place where I can make a Chinese taco salad

Certain place in the Red District that specializes in those, too.
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no its a competition, you gotta make sure youre eating more than everyone else, get rice too and really rub their tiny lady tummies in their big dum faces it since its supposed to be filling. become galactus, devourer of worlds
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The only time i do a salad it's 90% protein. Like a tiny bit of lettuce. A bunch of egg crumble and diced ham. A sprinkle of cheese.
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