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EliteLevel
12/15/18 5:01:09 PM
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have a nice feminine penis?

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au_gold
12/15/18 5:01:47 PM
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Yes. It's expounded on in the books.
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EliteLevel
12/15/18 5:03:23 PM
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au_gold posted...
Yes. It's expounded on in the books.


Which chapters provide the best details?
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glitteringfairy
12/15/18 5:05:54 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
au_gold posted...
Yes. It's expounded on in the books.


Which chapters provide the best details?

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EliteLevel
12/15/18 5:06:58 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
It is mentioned in the Silmarillion


In Elvish Silmarillion literally means nice feminine penis.
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treewojima
12/15/18 5:07:18 PM
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Tom Bombadil wrote a song about it
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Southernfatman
12/15/18 5:09:03 PM
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Tolkien also elaborates and expands on it in his letters. There were apparently 9 different versions of it.
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Devil_Katt_II
12/15/18 5:10:27 PM
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sauron was incorporeal I thought
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glitteringfairy
12/15/18 5:11:46 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Tolkien also elaborates and expands on it in his letters. There were apparently 9 different versions of it.

9 different feminine penises?

Lawd help me
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EliteLevel
12/15/18 5:16:24 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Tolkien also elaborates and expands on it in his letters. There were apparently 9 different versions of it.


Thats just fucking sexy.
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