Current Events > I used the women's restroom at work recently

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Anyway, yadda yadda yadda, 3 days later and I have a nasty infection in my mouth.

That is the anti man system taking effect.
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I know the sign on the sprinklers in the park say "Do Not Drink", but I decided to make some tea and now I have an infection.
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I used the women's restroom when I was at college. The inside of the door said Men's. It's like they just reused an older door and turned it around or something. Anyway, I was taking a piss and someone came into the stall beside me. I looked down at their shoes and thought "Huh. Dude's wearing pink gym shoes. Interesting choice.". As I was washing my hands, she came out beside me to wash her hands, and I was like "uhhh... You're in the wrong restroom.". She pointed at the outside of the door and it said women's, and the interesting fact that no urinals were present.

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.
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Dyinglegacy posted...

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

But you had sex first, right?

G-Ziss posted...

Dyinglegacy posted...

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

But you had sex first, right?

I thought I mentioned that part
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@Dyinglegacy posted...

I used the women's restroom when I was at college. The inside of the door said Men's. It's like they just reused an older door and turned it around or something. Anyway, I was taking a piss and someone came into the stall beside me. I looked down at their shoes and thought "Huh. Dude's wearing pink gym shoes. Interesting choice.". As I was washing my hands, she came out beside me to wash her hands, and I was like "uhhh... You're in the wrong restroom.". She pointed at the outside of the door and it said women's, and the interesting fact that no urinals were present.

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

ok but wouldn't you look at the sign before going in, the sign on the outside?
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

@Dyinglegacy posted...

I used the women's restroom when I was at college. The inside of the door said Men's. It's like they just reused an older door and turned it around or something. Anyway, I was taking a piss and someone came into the stall beside me. I looked down at their shoes and thought "Huh. Dude's wearing pink gym shoes. Interesting choice.". As I was washing my hands, she came out beside me to wash her hands, and I was like "uhhh... You're in the wrong restroom.". She pointed at the outside of the door and it said women's, and the interesting fact that no urinals were present.

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

ok but wouldn't you look at the sign before going in, the sign on the outside?

Don't remember how, but somehow I actually saw the inside sign first, and just didn't think to look at the outside, cause why the hell would they be different.
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I once was pissing at a urinal and thought I was in the women's restroom because the walls were pink. Then I realized I was standing at a urinal and that I was an idiot.
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Dyinglegacy posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

@Dyinglegacy posted...

I used the women's restroom when I was at college. The inside of the door said Men's. It's like they just reused an older door and turned it around or something. Anyway, I was taking a piss and someone came into the stall beside me. I looked down at their shoes and thought "Huh. Dude's wearing pink gym shoes. Interesting choice.". As I was washing my hands, she came out beside me to wash her hands, and I was like "uhhh... You're in the wrong restroom.". She pointed at the outside of the door and it said women's, and the interesting fact that no urinals were present.

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

ok but wouldn't you look at the sign before going in, the sign on the outside?

Don't remember how, but somehow I actually saw the inside sign first, and just didn't think to look at the outside, cause why the hell would they be different.

Maybe the door was open and you saw the inside? its the only reason i can think of how you could miss the male sign.
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G-Ziss posted...

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda, 3 days later and I have a nasty infection in my mouth.

You yadda yadda'd over the best part.
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At an old job the the only restrooms were a seperate Male and Female, single toilet, with a door you can lock. Male was locked, I wait a few minutes, had to shit really bad. So I used the Female restroom. After that I did that several more times while I worked there.
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Also of note. The first time I used it, I noticed a little metal box on the wall while I was sitting on the toilet. I thought "Wtf is this?" So i opened it. "Ahhhhhh bloody toilet paper!" I should have know...
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1337toothbrush posted...

I once was pissing at a urinal and thought I was in the women's restroom because the walls were pink. Then I realized I was standing at a urinal and that I was an idiot.

That's a great anecdote though.
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Silver Bearings posted...

I know the sign on the sprinklers in the park say "Do Not Drink", but I decided to make some tea and now I have an infection.

There's a disturbing lack of benches in Ramsett Park. I WANT TO SIT MORE!
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G-Ziss posted...

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda, 3 days later and I have a nasty infection in my mouth.

the yadda yadda yadda need to be explained

Me and our coworkers pee all in it when our men restroom is shut down
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Cookie Bag posted...

Dyinglegacy posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

@Dyinglegacy posted...

I used the women's restroom when I was at college. The inside of the door said Men's. It's like they just reused an older door and turned it around or something. Anyway, I was taking a piss and someone came into the stall beside me. I looked down at their shoes and thought "Huh. Dude's wearing pink gym shoes. Interesting choice.". As I was washing my hands, she came out beside me to wash her hands, and I was like "uhhh... You're in the wrong restroom.". She pointed at the outside of the door and it said women's, and the interesting fact that no urinals were present.

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

ok but wouldn't you look at the sign before going in, the sign on the outside?

Don't remember how, but somehow I actually saw the inside sign first, and just didn't think to look at the outside, cause why the hell would they be different.

Maybe the door was open and you saw the inside? its the only reason i can think of how you could miss the male sign.

The only reason the door would be open is if a women is walking out of it, in which case he should have seen the woman.
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Cookie Bag posted...

Dyinglegacy posted...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...

@Dyinglegacy posted...

I used the women's restroom when I was at college. The inside of the door said Men's. It's like they just reused an older door and turned it around or something. Anyway, I was taking a piss and someone came into the stall beside me. I looked down at their shoes and thought "Huh. Dude's wearing pink gym shoes. Interesting choice.". As I was washing my hands, she came out beside me to wash her hands, and I was like "uhhh... You're in the wrong restroom.". She pointed at the outside of the door and it said women's, and the interesting fact that no urinals were present.

I was like "oh, my bad!". She didn't sweat it and we just went on our separate ways.

ok but wouldn't you look at the sign before going in, the sign on the outside?

Don't remember how, but somehow I actually saw the inside sign first, and just didn't think to look at the outside, cause why the hell would they be different.

Maybe the door was open and you saw the inside? its the only reason i can think of how you could miss the male sign.

The only reason the door would be open is if a women is walking out of it, in which case he should have seen the woman.

Or a pervy man walked out of the women's room.
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