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pinky0926
12/13/18 5:30:37 AM
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Jesus Christ, as soon as someone leaves the room she has something to say about them. She'll schedule team meetings but then chat conspiratorially with you about how the meeting is specifically about other people and things they're doing wrong.

I'm under no illusions that she doesn't do the exact same thing as soon as I leave the room, but man this woman has too much power in this company to do anything about it.

Anyone relate?
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cmiller4642
12/13/18 5:40:07 AM
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Piss in her coffee
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Lord_Shadow
12/13/18 5:55:01 AM
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cmiller4642 posted...
Piss in her coffee

No start a rumor that someone once pissed in her coffee and she drank it. it will drive her nuts
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Rika_Furude
12/13/18 5:55:15 AM
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Waddlez
12/13/18 5:55:20 AM
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MrPeppers
12/13/18 6:12:50 AM
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What do you do for a living?
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008Zulu
12/13/18 6:27:30 AM
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Pretend to have conversations with people while glancing at her, and when she comes over to you, stop talking and pretend that nothing was happening.
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Irony
12/13/18 6:28:15 AM
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Sleep with her
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Hulkasaurusrex
12/13/18 6:32:17 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Pretend to have conversations with people while glancing at her, and when she comes over to you, stop talking and pretend that nothing was happening.


And then write an e mail and talk tons of shit that mildly may or may not reference her in some way but put you know who for the name. Leave it on your computer during lunch.
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Jiek_Fafn
12/13/18 6:35:14 AM
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Hulkasaurusrex posted...
008Zulu posted...
Pretend to have conversations with people while glancing at her, and when she comes over to you, stop talking and pretend that nothing was happening.


And then write an e mail and talk tons of shit that mildly may or may not reference her in some way but put you know who for the name. Leave it on your computer during lunch.


Accidently CCing her on something like this works too.
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industrializeit
12/13/18 6:36:30 AM
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Spread a rumor she had herpes.
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industrializeit
12/13/18 6:37:24 AM
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Jk don't do that. That would be horrible
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NeonOctopus
12/13/18 6:38:18 AM
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Drpooplol
12/13/18 7:30:14 AM
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Tell her mom and dad
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ledbowman
12/13/18 7:40:55 AM
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You should cut her brake lines.
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frozenshock
12/13/18 7:43:00 AM
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Fuck

My boss is exactly like that. Exactly.

Once she made me play the role where i would leave the room then hide in the bathroom and call the office from my cell phone so she could pretend there was a call from an important investor

Urgh
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cmiller4642
12/13/18 7:48:14 AM
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Ask her if there's something wrong with your gear, and then when she says what? Tell her really loudly:

MY FUCK STICK
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Twin3Turbo
12/13/18 7:51:47 AM
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Next time theres a meeting, leave the room to go to the bathroom or something but keep your phone on the desk, recording. See what you get from that
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Drpooplol
12/13/18 7:57:28 AM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Next time theres a meeting, leave the room to go to the bathroom or something but keep your phone on the desk, recording. See what you get from that

Ah the ole George Costanza, classic
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Kitt
12/13/18 7:58:24 AM
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Apply this to everyone who works there and that's pretty much my job. The work environment is toxic as hell.
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Lord_Wombat
12/13/18 7:59:59 AM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Next time theres a meeting, leave the room to go to the bathroom or something but keep your phone on the desk, recording. See what you get from that

You do realize that's illegal... right?
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Twin3Turbo
12/13/18 8:03:55 AM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
Next time theres a meeting, leave the room to go to the bathroom or something but keep your phone on the desk, recording. See what you get from that

You do realize that's illegal... right?

Depends on where you live

And two, if he keeps it to himself, who cares? I didnt tell him to weaponize it
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Jiggy101011
12/13/18 8:34:28 AM
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I used to have a boss like that, but she had a fat booty so I ended up tuning her out most meetings and just visualize what that would look like bent over.
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Zerocide
12/13/18 8:36:19 AM
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industrializeit posted...
Spread a rumor she had herpes.

industrializeit posted...
Jk don't do that. That would be horrible

Lmao
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Sunhawk
12/13/18 8:37:05 AM
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Just be grateful this woman is probably engaging in harmless gossip about you. She could be the kind of manager that spreads malicious rumours about you. Mental health rumours, criminal record rumours, really damaging stuff like that. Those managers do exist.
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pinky0926
12/13/18 9:03:07 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
Just be grateful this woman is probably engaging in harmless gossip about you. She could be the kind of manager that spreads malicious rumours about you. Mental health rumours, criminal record rumours, really damaging stuff like that. Those managers do exist.


It's never harmless. Even pretense at cheekiness has an ulterior motive, e.g. "Haha, Alan is so forgetful". Say this to enough people and it makes Alan seem like a fairly unreliable guy.
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frozenshock
12/13/18 10:09:20 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Just be grateful this woman is probably engaging in harmless gossip about you. She could be the kind of manager that spreads malicious rumours about you. Mental health rumours, criminal record rumours, really damaging stuff like that. Those managers do exist.


It's never harmless. Even pretense at cheekiness has an ulterior motive, e.g. "Haha, Alan is so forgetful". Say this to enough people and it makes Alan seem like a fairly unreliable guy.


In my case her gossip actually caused a few breakups
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SSJGrimReaper
12/13/18 10:10:24 AM
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does she talk about pinky's winky
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Sunhawk
12/13/18 10:11:16 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Sunhawk posted...
Just be grateful this woman is probably engaging in harmless gossip about you. She could be the kind of manager that spreads malicious rumours about you. Mental health rumours, criminal record rumours, really damaging stuff like that. Those managers do exist.


It's never harmless. Even pretense at cheekiness has an ulterior motive, e.g. "Haha, Alan is so forgetful". Say this to enough people and it makes Alan seem like a fairly unreliable guy.


That's nothing compared to a manager who spreads a rumour that someone is schizophrenic, or a rapist. I mean...these rumours can still haunt a person after they've quit the job in question.

Of course, most managers are bad.

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TwoDoorPunkCab
12/13/18 10:13:34 AM
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i had an ex-boss like that too. after i left he was caught cheating on his marriage (he also has two kids) with a member of staff, and now he shares a flat with another member of staff he became close friends with who is about half his age.
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KILBOTz
12/13/18 10:17:27 AM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
Next time theres a meeting, leave the room to go to the bathroom or something but keep your phone on the desk, recording. See what you get from that

You do realize that's illegal... right?

Depends on where you live

And two, if he keeps it to himself, who cares? I didnt tell him to weaponize it


I don't think it does, what varies if one party or both parties need to be aware and consent to being recorded. In this situation none of the parties being recorded are aware or consented.
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Heineken14
12/13/18 10:21:49 AM
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Sleep with her husband.
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bulbinking
12/13/18 10:23:17 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
cmiller4642 posted...
Piss in her coffee

No start a rumor that someone once pissed in her coffee and she drank it. it will drive her nuts


This, if tc is accurately representing her.

Just be prepared for a witch hunt.
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Twin3Turbo
12/13/18 11:32:01 AM
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KILBOTz posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
Lord_Wombat posted...
Twin3Turbo posted...
Next time theres a meeting, leave the room to go to the bathroom or something but keep your phone on the desk, recording. See what you get from that

You do realize that's illegal... right?

Depends on where you live

And two, if he keeps it to himself, who cares? I didnt tell him to weaponize it


I don't think it does, what varies if one party or both parties need to be aware and consent to being recorded. In this situation none of the parties being recorded are aware or consented.

Ah fair enough on that part then.
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