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Another_Voice 12/12/18 8:23:27 PM #1: |
Yesterday I was opening up a package I had ordered from Amazon: a Playskool brand Jumbo Elmo doll that I had planned to add to my collection. Right as I pulled it out of the package, I hear a knock on my apartment door. Hey, its Kenzie! She calls. oh shit its my girlfriend I thought. So she has a key to my apartment so he opens the door herself. The door to my collection room was nearby and open so I immediately throw it in the room as she walks in. She saw me throw it and she says is that an Elmo doll? Why do you have that and I say no its not Bascially whenever she comes to my apartment I always say that my Elmo room is just storage and I never open it for her. But then she marched into the room and saw all my Elmo figures plushies DVDs VHSs and merchandise. She said What the hell, why do you have this stuff and I just said because Elmo is god because he is. She said Im a little weirded out by this and runs out of my apartment. She sent me a text recently saying she is thinking we should take a break. Help me???
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0AbsoluteZero0 12/12/18 8:24:23 PM #2: |
Nice copypasta
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gunplagirl 12/12/18 8:28:59 PM #3: |
At first I thought this was going to lead to the chorus of It Wasn't Me
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ImTheMacheteGuy 12/12/18 8:45:01 PM #4: |
This like literally super-reminds me of that thing I have seen like literally double a bunch of times... where that dude as an erect penis for Rick and morty and he uses sunglasses emojis and talks shit about anyone that doesn't like that show. I think it was some sort of "duplicated gnocchi" or something similar and related to that to be perfectly honest...
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Another_Voice 12/13/18 7:18:22 PM #5: |
What
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SmidgeIsntBack 12/13/18 7:20:15 PM #6: |
This world has no place for nonbelievers like her. Ask yourself TC, what would Elmo do?
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gunplagirl 12/13/18 7:22:21 PM #7: |
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
This world has no place for nonbelievers like her. Ask yourself TC, what would Elmo do? Would Elmo invade Saudi Arabia for oil? *Sounds of muppet jets launching in the distance* I wonder. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CM_Ponch 12/13/18 7:27:21 PM #8: |
Why does she knock if she has a key
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gunplagirl 12/13/18 7:32:31 PM #9: |
CM_Ponch posted...
Why does she knock if she has a key So he doesn't pull out his tickle me Elmo Glock en spiel --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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