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Vegy
12/11/18 7:52:49 PM
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TheDogfather
12/11/18 7:54:07 PM
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I rip out her heart, then devour it in front of her fading eyes.
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Lorenzo_2003
12/11/18 7:56:05 PM
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Whatever I would do, I sure as hell would not compliment her on her good looks. She's already heard she is pretty from a million different people in a million different ways, probably going back to when she was first learning to walk.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/11/18 7:56:40 PM
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Show her my gamefaqs karma
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Awesome
12/11/18 7:57:23 PM
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if a girl likes you you never have to impress her
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GasMonkey
12/11/18 7:58:03 PM
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i show her how to embed pics
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life at 165mph
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DifferentialEquation
12/11/18 7:58:17 PM
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Tell her that you've already unlocked all the fighters in Smash Bros Ultimate.
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There's no business to be taxed.
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addled
12/11/18 10:00:50 PM
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Don't use "da" & "f***"
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Practice random acts of mindlessness.
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Flockaveli
12/11/18 10:03:12 PM
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Show her my juggling skills.
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I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head.
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AlecSkorpio
12/11/18 10:04:14 PM
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I drop my monster condom for my magnum dong.
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Shotgunnova
12/11/18 10:04:53 PM
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Tell her I know she's the mole, then remove my face mask like in Mission Impossible.
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Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends
And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame
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Guy_Fieri
12/11/18 10:06:35 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Tell her I know she's the mole, then remove my face mask like in Mission Impossible.

Tell her you're hard at work huh
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timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger
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Youngster_Joey_
12/11/18 10:08:16 PM
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I will smash her sons face into a car windshield and then take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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