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Ryuko_Chan
12/07/18 12:13:41 PM
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Thats some serial killer shit right there.
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AlisLandale
12/07/18 12:14:11 PM
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So did John Lennon
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AlecSkorpio
12/07/18 12:14:58 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne called his momma
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Caution999
12/07/18 12:16:07 PM
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You all laugh at the fact he won't even be in the same room as another woman, and yet, he's a decent man that respects women.

You gotta give him that. You cannot deny it. He respects women.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/07/18 12:16:37 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
So did John Lennon

Really?

AlecSkorpio posted...
Ozzy Osbourne called his momma

Thats not nearly as creepy. Weird, yes.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/07/18 12:17:15 PM
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Caution999 posted...
You all laugh at the fact he won't even be in the same room as another woman, and yet, he's a decent man that respects women.

You gotta give him that. You cannot deny it. He respects women.

how is not being in the same room as another woman respectful
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Gheb
12/07/18 12:17:23 PM
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Caution999 posted...
You all laugh at the fact he won't even be in the same room as another woman, and yet, he's a decent man that respects women.

You gotta give him that. You cannot deny it. He respects women.*


*Provided said women are behaving in accordance with his interpretation of the Bible.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/07/18 12:17:43 PM
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I cant believe Ed Gein is the Vice President of America
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ultimate reaver
12/07/18 12:18:19 PM
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I think Reagan did that too
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boxington
12/07/18 12:18:28 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
So did John Lennon

didn't he beat his wife?
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Guide
12/07/18 12:18:59 PM
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Caution999 posted...
You all laugh at the fact he won't even be in the same room as another woman, and yet, he's a decent man that respects women.

You gotta give him that. You cannot deny it. He respects women.


He seems to have personal cordiality, but a lot of what he wants to enact is some fundie bullshit.
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MC_BatCommander
12/07/18 12:19:09 PM
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Caution999 posted...


You gotta give him that. You cannot deny it. He respects women.


Caution999 posted...
he won't even be in the same room as another woman


Caution, you say some dumb shit you know that
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Drumiester
12/07/18 12:20:32 PM
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Um women call their husbands daddy so whats the problem?
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boxington
12/07/18 12:22:47 PM
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Drumiester posted...
Um women call their husbands daddy so whats the problem?

it'd be weird if they said "father", though.
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Antifar
12/07/18 12:23:17 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Man, dont steal peoples jokes.

This is not a joke. Mike Pence calls his wife Mother
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eston
12/07/18 12:23:31 PM
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Kolibri X
12/07/18 12:23:45 PM
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Things men with families say sometimes.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/07/18 12:24:06 PM
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Drumiester posted...
Um women call their husbands daddy so whats the problem?

First of all that is weird.

Second of all daddy isnt anywhere near as weird as father.
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Drumiester
12/07/18 12:25:07 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
Drumiester posted...
Um women call their husbands daddy so whats the problem?

First of all that is weird.

Second of all daddy isnt anywhere near as weird as father.


First, no its not.
Second, yeah true I will give you that.
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AlisLandale
12/07/18 12:25:15 PM
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boxington posted...
AlisLandale posted...
So did John Lennon

didn't he beat his wife?


The first wife. Apparently he mellowed our or something, idk.

But Yoko is apparently the one he called mother.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/07/18 12:26:01 PM
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Drumiester posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
Drumiester posted...
Um women call their husbands daddy so whats the problem?

First of all that is weird.

Second of all daddy isnt anywhere near as weird as father.


First, no its not.
Second, yeah true I will give you that.

Why the hell did you even try with this lame duck gotcha then?
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Drumiester
12/07/18 12:27:29 PM
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Why the hell are you so triggered?
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a-c-a-b
12/07/18 12:31:51 PM
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I have an aunt and uncle that call each other mother and father. It's a loveless marriage at this point and they are only still together for convenience. It's basicly their way of saying that all you are to me is the mother/father of the kids.
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MC_BatCommander
12/07/18 12:35:55 PM
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Drumiester posted...
Um women call their husbands daddy so whats the problem?


I think that shit's weird as fuck too.

Now take it even further, what if you hear someone call her husband "father", wouldn't that weird you out just a bit?
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DevsBro
12/07/18 12:37:50 PM
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I call Mrs. DevsBro Mommy.
When I'm talkimg about her relationship to Baby DevsBro, ofc.
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Antifar
12/07/18 12:40:07 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Antifar posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Man, dont steal peoples jokes.

This is not a joke. Mike Pence calls his wife Mother


Source?

And it was you who he stole it from!

I was not joking
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/the-radical-crusade-of-mike-pence-192733/
While Mike Pence was governor, his relationship with the Democratic minority in the legislature was crap. Someone on his staff suggested having the Democratic leaders over to the governors mansion for dinner. The table was set for 20, but there were only around seven in attendance. One unlucky legislator stuck next to Pence tried to make conversation, but found even at dinner she couldnt shift Pence off his talking points. Gov. Pence shouted to his wife, Karen, his closest adviser, at the other end of the table.

Mother, Mother, who prepared our meal this evening?

The legislators looked at one another, speaking with their eyes: He just called his wife Mother.

Maybe it was a joke, the legislator reasoned. But a few minutes later, Pence shouted again.

Mother, Mother, whose china are we eating on?

Mother Pence went on a long discourse about where the china was from. A little later, the legislators stumbled out, wondering what was weirder: Pences inability to make conversation, or calling his wife Mother in the second decade of the 21st century.

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Gheb
12/07/18 12:41:48 PM
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Yeah that's weird as shit.
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bknight
12/07/18 12:42:51 PM
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I can imagine him in bed with her
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Blbmbr666
12/07/18 12:47:04 PM
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He's a Danzig fan.
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Zikten
12/07/18 12:48:46 PM
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My grandparents did that
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eston
12/07/18 1:01:32 PM
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bknight posted...
I can imagine him in bed with her
"take it mommy, take it good mommy"

I wonder if they even look at each other during sex
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Chewisbeast
12/07/18 1:02:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
My grandparents did that

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Guide
12/07/18 1:18:56 PM
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For real, though, lots of parents start calling each other mom and dad when they have kids, and maybe he and his wife just never stopped.
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BMXJouster
12/07/18 1:38:34 PM
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I've never personally known anyone who's ever done this, but it is a thing some people do apparently. I remember the first time I heard of this was when it was joked about in an Eddie Izzard standup from the 90's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8X4c3WhTyI" data-time="&start=210

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