Current Events > Millennials have now killed... canned tuna and can openers

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X-Pac_Heat
12/05/18 1:16:57 PM
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I eat canned tuna all the time lol
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HylianFox
12/05/18 1:17:51 PM
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Axiom posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
What's really happening:
"How can we charge more for the same product, while cutting costs?"
"Package it in a plastic bag instead of a steel can, toss in some Sriracha, increase the price by about three times as much, then blame Millennials."

Sort of related

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/19/658700764/starkist-pleads-guilty-to-price-fix-in-alleged-collusion-in-canned-tuna-industry

StarKist Co. has reportedly agreed to plead guilty to charges of price fixing as part of a conspiracy with two of its competitors to keep the price of canned tuna high.

ugh, I never get the bagged stuff. It always looked like a ripoff
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myzz7
12/05/18 1:17:53 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
They have pull tab technology now

yeah this

and i still regularly use cans and have a few can openers.
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YookaLaylee
12/05/18 1:18:28 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Good riddance, tuna is fucking disgusting and most cans have tabs now.

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ResidentECVX
12/05/18 1:21:30 PM
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Id rather have sardines.
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NeuralLaxative
12/05/18 1:21:38 PM
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One can of tuna
1-2 table spoons of chicago style giardiniera
Teaspoon of mayo
Toasted bread

Cheese optional

God tier
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HylianFox
12/05/18 1:22:49 PM
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ResidentECVX posted...
Id rather have sardines.

lately I've been hooked on smoked herring

shit's good, yo
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GasMonkey
12/05/18 1:24:17 PM
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only fish i eat anymore is pink salmon in a can to make salmon patties
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darkjedilink
12/05/18 10:13:52 PM
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rikasa posted...
seriously, I fucking hate when i want to buy a can of something and there's no pull open tops. i hope they go bankrupt and lose EVERYTHING

A good can opener is literally a dollar, in the same fucking store you buy canned goods in.
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HylianFox
12/05/18 10:16:41 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
rikasa posted...
seriously, I fucking hate when i want to buy a can of something and there's no pull open tops. i hope they go bankrupt and lose EVERYTHING

A good can opener is literally a dollar, in the same fucking store you buy canned goods in.

who the fuck has time for can openers? I'm hungry and need the taste of flesh NOW
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prince_leo
12/05/18 10:20:19 PM
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the only thing I buy canned are tomatoes because fuck fresh tomatoes
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Cleo_II
12/05/18 10:22:46 PM
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Canned tuna is disgusting. And cans that require a can opener need to die.
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Darmik
12/05/18 10:22:54 PM
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I don't think I buy any of these 'millennials are killing thing' industry so I guess I'm part of the problem lol. I can't stand tuna.
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TheOnionKnight
12/05/18 10:24:37 PM
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@spanky1
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DavidWong
12/05/18 10:26:17 PM
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Because canned food is trash?
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Bio1590
12/05/18 10:28:09 PM
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It's not like eating copious amounts of fish is good for you these days either. There's literally a limit to how much tuna you're supposed to eat.
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Cleo_II
12/05/18 10:29:23 PM
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HenryAllbright posted...
What alternative is there if you're trying to get fish into your diet but don't want to spend a bunch of money? Canned tuna serves that purpose perfectly.

If millennials are truly spending their money on fresh fish instead of tuna, then that's probably part of the reason so many think they don't make enough money or can't afford to buy a house. Fresh fish is a luxury food.

Tilapia is a pretty inexpensive fish. Its easy to make too. A bit of crushed garlic, cumin, paprika, lemon juice and oil and its good to go.
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spanky1
12/06/18 11:33:43 AM
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TheOnionKnight posted...
@spanky1

@TheOnionKnight I love canned tuna.
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DevsBro
12/06/18 11:55:24 AM
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The nice thing about being a millennial is in the future, all the garbabe junk old people used, like cheap-ass cans that don't even have a pull tab, will be a distant memory and we will have been responsible for putting it out of everyone's memory.
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TheOnionKnight
12/06/18 4:44:22 PM
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@spanky1 That's why I called you in here! You need to stock up before the industry buckles! Build a bunker.
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EternalDivide
12/06/18 4:54:11 PM
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Who the hell doesn't have a can opener? I thank god every day I'm not a part of this truly *redacted* generation.
That's like not having a peeler or a whisk in your kitchen.
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/06/18 5:01:28 PM
#72:


Canned tuna is one of the most disgusting foods you can buy.
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LeadPipeCinche
12/06/18 5:10:58 PM
#73:


Sexypwnstar posted...
Fuck Can Openers

Maintenance
Rust
Doesn't work often, requiring several circles


If you don't take care of it & don't know how to work it maybe.

The pouches cost more & have less then a regular can has in it. No fucking thank you at paying more for less. I'm not lazy like these millennial shitheads
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dave_is_slick
12/06/18 5:31:40 PM
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AlabamaLove posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
That many people don't own can openers? Apparently not a lot of millennial pet owners.

pet food comes in bags too

Dry food, the equivalent of chips.
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DevsBro
12/07/18 8:43:29 AM
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LeadPipeCinche posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
Fuck Can Openers

Maintenance
Rust
Doesn't work often, requiring several circles


If you don't take care of it & don't know how to work it maybe.

The pouches cost more & have less then a regular can has in it. No fucking thank you at paying more for less. I'm not lazy like these millennial shitheads

Maybe it's just me but a can opener is one of those things that should just work.

But if you insist, can you direct me to a proper can opener maintenance FAQ? I'm kinda scared now that mine will stop working.
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Rika_Furude
12/07/18 8:50:29 AM
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Canned anything sucks. This isnt the middle of a nuclear war guys. Fresh food is legit.
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