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Le___seul_dieu_ 12/05/18 2:45:43 AM #1: |
So this happened on the weekend and I feel like sharing to this wonderful site
Went out for drinks with a few friends on the weekend. Got a little more dressed up than usual for once because F it, why not? I hardly ever do and it was fun to get ready with the girls. The night is over and I decide to walk home as where we ended up is very close to my home. I live in a big city, but the area wasnt bad, it was busy, I wasnt worried. I start walking and maybe 5 minutes in, as Im crossing the street, some guy intercepts me as soon as I hit the sidewalk and wraps his arms around my waist, yanking me into him. I didnt even see him coming. I yelled out WTF and pushed him back. This asshole is clearly drunk, grabs my arms and yanks me back in. Again, I push back and start backing up, telling him to not touch me again. He said something along the lines of cmon, you cant be out here lookin this fine and expect me to not say hi! (Since when is grabbing strangers saying hi btw). He starts walking after me and I see him reaching for me again, so I just faced him and started barking, as loudly and aggressively as I can. Literally like a dog would. I dont even know why I chose to, I just wanted to do something outrageous to make him back off and think Im crazy or something. It worked. The look on his face was priceless. He just turned around and walked away, it was awesome. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PhazonReborn 12/05/18 2:46:45 AM #2: |
Oh
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Zack_Attackv1 12/05/18 2:47:41 AM #3: |
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shnangyboos 12/05/18 2:48:31 AM #4: |
And everyone clapped.
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Turtlebread 12/05/18 2:49:09 AM #5: |
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glitteringfairy 12/05/18 2:49:28 AM #6: |
PhazonReborn posted...
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Banjo2553 12/05/18 3:07:03 AM #7: |
Funny copypasta, but some creepy dudes would actually be into that shit.
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OwlRammer 12/05/18 3:08:30 AM #8: |
not gonna lie but ever since I saw anime I'm now into dog girls barking at me and I think that's hot
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NES4EVER 12/05/18 3:10:10 AM #9: |
Ah the old DMX defence play.
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slimfizzle2 12/05/18 3:34:42 AM #10: |
Banjo2553 posted...
Funny copypasta, but some creepy dudes would actually be into that shit. Not gonna lie. Girls barking at me turns me the fuck on --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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