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A_Good_Boy
12/04/18 8:01:09 PM
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Well, can you? - Results (2 votes)
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There's so many YouTube videos on how to chop an onion you'd think this was an extraordinarily difficult skill that requires hours of study and practice.

But can you do it?
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a-c-a-b
12/04/18 8:03:26 PM
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I can peel an onion and then eat it raw like it's an apple.
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PhazonReborn
12/04/18 8:04:02 PM
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I literally cannot chop anything to save my life
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TeaMilk
12/04/18 8:08:20 PM
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i can do it alright, but i always end up with like 85% nicely minced, and then the last bit is all big chunks i have to chop up separately
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A_Good_Boy
12/04/18 8:09:31 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
i can do it alright, but i always end up with like 85% nicely minced, and then the last bit is all big chunks i have to chop up separately

Usually how I manage it too. Then I just go over that last bit again depending on how well I made my slices.
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PowerOats
12/04/18 8:10:19 PM
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Yup, and it feels great

PhazonReborn posted...
I literally cannot chop anything to save my life


Practice chopping air with knife
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rikasa
12/04/18 8:11:56 PM
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idk, every time I tried to chop something up (not very many times) it was harder and looked worse than I thought it would be but never to the extent that it negatively impacted the food (cooking was shit for many other reasons)
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PowerOats
12/04/18 8:12:01 PM
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Cutting/ dicing tomatos is annoying though
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PowerMang
12/04/18 8:14:03 PM
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Nope and I have watched like 3 videos on how to chop onions. Every time I have to do it and I'm just like "lolwut?".

Also it doesn't help that all my kitchen knives are dull as fuck.
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prettyprincess
12/04/18 8:16:25 PM
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A_Good_Boy
12/04/18 8:16:45 PM
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PowerMang posted...
Nope and I have watched like 3 videos on how to chop onions. Every time I have to do it and I'm just like "lolwut?".

Also it doesn't help that all my kitchen knives are dull as fuck.

You'd be surprised how easier it gets when your knives aren't shit. It's like 5 bucks to get them sharpened.
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Anony1125
12/04/18 8:17:35 PM
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C. I'm a professional cook. I've had quite a bit of practice.

PowerOats posted...
Cutting/ dicing tomatos is annoying though

Do you use a serrated knife?
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SaithSayer
12/04/18 8:18:48 PM
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I'll dice a pound of reapers before I'll cut a single onion.
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legendarylemur
12/04/18 8:48:41 PM
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Sometimes I like them longer and sometimes I like them in blocks, so they have different ways, but the actually cutting of onion is pretty brainless. However, I can't cut it super fast like chefs do. Whenever I try it, shit flies everywhere and doesn't get cut fully =_=
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ohnoitschris
12/04/18 9:01:06 PM
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depends on how sharp the knife is
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prettyprincess
12/04/18 9:33:06 PM
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chunking onions is underrated
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PowerOats
12/04/18 10:26:57 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
C. I'm a professional cook. I've had quite a bit of practice.

PowerOats posted...
Cutting/ dicing tomatos is annoying though

Do you use a serrated knife?


Sometimes, but usually no
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