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A_Good_Boy
12/03/18 4:20:23 PM
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https://www.thecut.com/2018/06/trump-staffers-dating.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s3&utm_campaign=sharebutton-t

Tough news out of Washington this morning: Apparently no one wants to hook up with any of the young, horny singles of the Trump White House.

According to a new report from Politico, White House staffers have had a hard time adjusting to life in the capital because its hard finding people who arent wildly turned off by the Trump administrations policies. One 31-year-old woman told Politico she got in very, very frequent scraps with her matches on dating apps when they find out she works for Trump, with one match asking her in all-caps, HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT? and another, presumably recent match, wondering, Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico."

One former staffer said he has been able to hook up with women, (ooh la la) but admitted he held off on telling them about his White House ties for as long as possible:

I know that I need to be careful about broaching the Trump stuff. I just know that going in, I need to be able to get it out at the right time and not get it out too early to the point where its like, Hey, I worked for Trump, you should stop talking to me, but late enough in that eventually they know that there is this information floating out there that I worked for this guy and hopefully you have now seen that Im not a horrible person and we can go further with this.

Thank God Ive had a girlfriend of three years, a former Trump aide humble-bragged, because the last person I would want to be is a single Trump supporter dating in D.C. right now.

Wow. That sounds tough. Almost as bad as being an immigrant kid ripped from their family. Maybe they havent heard of Trump Singles yet?


Maybe they should all go fuck themselves?
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DarkRoast
12/03/18 4:21:04 PM
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This is the kind of shit that passes as journalism in the Trump era
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clearaflagrantj
12/03/18 4:21:08 PM
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Lmao
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Milkman5
12/03/18 4:21:19 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
This is the kind of shit that passes as journalism in the Trump era
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Tmaster148
12/03/18 4:21:21 PM
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Lol. Seems like they made a wrong life choice.
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Ambience
12/03/18 4:22:26 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Lol. Seems like they made a wrong life choice.

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EliteLevel
12/03/18 4:22:48 PM
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Trumps America.
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cmiller4642
12/03/18 4:23:20 PM
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My thoughts and prayers are going out to them
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dreamvoid
12/03/18 4:23:23 PM
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Caution999
12/03/18 4:23:47 PM
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Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted or work for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.
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P4wn4g3
12/03/18 4:24:04 PM
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Yeah don't let them reproduce
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DarkRoast
12/03/18 4:24:59 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


Donald Trump brought this country's civility to this point. That's not to say that the people willingly joining in aren't also to blame. It takes two to tango.
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Tmaster148
12/03/18 4:25:36 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


At least read the article first. Nothing about them voting for him and about them working for Trump.
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Blue_Inigo
12/03/18 4:25:36 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

This coming from the dude who made fun of black people on this site and has a racist discord

Shut the fuck up
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Zikten
12/03/18 4:25:50 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
https://www.thecut.com/2018/06/trump-staffers-dating.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s3&utm_campaign=sharebutton-t

Tough news out of Washington this morning: Apparently no one wants to hook up with any of the young, horny singles of the Trump White House.

According to a new report from Politico, White House staffers have had a hard time adjusting to life in the capital because its hard finding people who arent wildly turned off by the Trump administrations policies. One 31-year-old woman told Politico she got in very, very frequent scraps with her matches on dating apps when they find out she works for Trump, with one match asking her in all-caps, HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT? and another, presumably recent match, wondering, Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico."

One former staffer said he has been able to hook up with women, (ooh la la) but admitted he held off on telling them about his White House ties for as long as possible:

I know that I need to be careful about broaching the Trump stuff. I just know that going in, I need to be able to get it out at the right time and not get it out too early to the point where its like, Hey, I worked for Trump, you should stop talking to me, but late enough in that eventually they know that there is this information floating out there that I worked for this guy and hopefully you have now seen that Im not a horrible person and we can go further with this.

Thank God Ive had a girlfriend of three years, a former Trump aide humble-bragged, because the last person I would want to be is a single Trump supporter dating in D.C. right now.

Wow. That sounds tough. Almost as bad as being an immigrant kid ripped from their family. Maybe they havent heard of Trump Singles yet?


Maybe they should all go fuck themselves?

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cmiller4642
12/03/18 4:26:04 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


Donald Trump brought this country's civility to this point. That's not to say that the people willingly joining in aren't also to blame. It takes two to tango.


Exactly it's 100% on Trump. I blame him for the deep political divide in America today
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Tmaster148
12/03/18 4:26:17 PM
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Zikten posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
https://www.thecut.com/2018/06/trump-staffers-dating.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=s3&utm_campaign=sharebutton-t

Tough news out of Washington this morning: Apparently no one wants to hook up with any of the young, horny singles of the Trump White House.

According to a new report from Politico, White House staffers have had a hard time adjusting to life in the capital because its hard finding people who arent wildly turned off by the Trump administrations policies. One 31-year-old woman told Politico she got in very, very frequent scraps with her matches on dating apps when they find out she works for Trump, with one match asking her in all-caps, HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT? and another, presumably recent match, wondering, Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico."

One former staffer said he has been able to hook up with women, (ooh la la) but admitted he held off on telling them about his White House ties for as long as possible:

I know that I need to be careful about broaching the Trump stuff. I just know that going in, I need to be able to get it out at the right time and not get it out too early to the point where its like, Hey, I worked for Trump, you should stop talking to me, but late enough in that eventually they know that there is this information floating out there that I worked for this guy and hopefully you have now seen that Im not a horrible person and we can go further with this.

Thank God Ive had a girlfriend of three years, a former Trump aide humble-bragged, because the last person I would want to be is a single Trump supporter dating in D.C. right now.

Wow. That sounds tough. Almost as bad as being an immigrant kid ripped from their family. Maybe they havent heard of Trump Singles yet?


Maybe they should all go fuck themselves?

It's just a job


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Zikten
12/03/18 4:26:33 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

They may not have even voted for him. I bet some of the Trump staffers are Democrats. Being a staffer doesn't mean you voted for that person. They just got hired
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Caution999
12/03/18 4:26:55 PM
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Work is work.

If they're not gonna do the job there's gonna be plenty of others who are going to jump at the opportunity.
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andel
12/03/18 4:27:09 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


nah, people have to answer for their bad choices, especially when it impacts millions of people
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Zikten
12/03/18 4:27:31 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Work is work.

If they're not gonna do the job there's gonna be plenty of others who are going to jump at the opportunity.

Exactly

I think people on CE are misunderstanding what a staffer actually is
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Caution999
12/03/18 4:27:41 PM
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Zikten posted...
Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

They may not have even voted for him. I bet some of the Trump staffers are Democrats. Being a staffer doesn't mean you voted for that person. They just got hired


Exactly. Work is work. People need to get more tolerant.
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Solar_Crimson
12/03/18 4:28:14 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

If only you lived by that advice.
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Tmaster148
12/03/18 4:28:16 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Work is work.

If they're not gonna do the job there's gonna be plenty of others who are going to jump at the opportunity.


And?

If not being able to get a date is such a negative for their job they should consider getting a different one.
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Ambience
12/03/18 4:28:16 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

The guy who ran Caution Club calling for civility?


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cmiller4642
12/03/18 4:28:32 PM
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Zikten posted...
Caution999 posted...
Work is work.

If they're not gonna do the job there's gonna be plenty of others who are going to jump at the opportunity.

Exactly

I think people on CE are misunderstanding what a staffer actually is


I'm sure these people are spoiled rich kids who grew up in Republican elite households.
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spudger
12/03/18 4:28:46 PM
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Lel
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Guide
12/03/18 4:28:46 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


The politicians that got there because of your neighbors?
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Caution999
12/03/18 4:29:47 PM
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Man I'm getting ResetEra type replies in here.

Like that one dude on ResetEra who said he wasn't going to vote and then 95% of the userbase had to quote his post and go after the poor guy.
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Tmaster148
12/03/18 4:30:30 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Man I'm getting ResetEra type replies in here.

Like that one dude on ResetEra who said he wasn't going to vote and then 95% of the userbase had to quote his post and go after the poor guy.


If it's a problem for you then leave.
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DarkRoast
12/03/18 4:30:59 PM
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The political division isn't the problem. It's how we handle opposing viewpoints that's the problem.
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DarkTransient
12/03/18 4:31:04 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


Donald Trump brought this country's civility to this point. That's not to say that the people willingly joining in aren't also to blame. It takes two to tango.


Exactly it's 100% on Trump. I blame him for the deep political divide in America today


...despite the fact that the divide started to form before he even announced his running for president?
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Ambience
12/03/18 4:31:17 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Man I'm getting ResetEra type replies in here.

Like that one dude on ResetEra who said he wasn't going to vote and then 95% of the userbase had to quote his post and go after the poor guy.

Should have thought about that before befriending people like SageHarpuia and HypnoCoosh on your awful discord server
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Caution999
12/03/18 4:32:13 PM
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Nobody can get attention like I can.

literally, on my own, I have more haters than the entirety of The Fam.
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A_Good_Boy
12/03/18 4:33:04 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
cmiller4642 posted...
DarkRoast posted...
Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.


Donald Trump brought this country's civility to this point. That's not to say that the people willingly joining in aren't also to blame. It takes two to tango.


Exactly it's 100% on Trump. I blame him for the deep political divide in America today


...despite the fact that the divide started to form before he even announced his running for president?

You're right, he helped propagate birtherism about 8 years before he became president.
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A_Good_Boy
12/03/18 4:33:42 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Nobody can get attention like I can.

literally, on my own, I have more haters than the entirety of The Fam.

Congrats?
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GasMonkey
12/03/18 4:34:24 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

nah voters are complicit. at best if you are ok with the gops bullshit for a tax break, you are still a piece of shit.

wanting certian groups of people to not exist isnt an opinion and there is nothing to discuss.
btw i own guns and dont support the far left either
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Chad-Henne
12/03/18 4:35:37 PM
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Sucks to suck

And by "suck", I mean "hold disgusting political views while supporting a dangerously moronic president"
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Caution999
12/03/18 4:35:55 PM
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All this because I dare suggest we could do a better job not attacking fellow human beings for their political beliefs or who they work for?

I mean...

I'm not really asking for a lot, here.
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DarkRoast
12/03/18 4:36:17 PM
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Donald Trump turned even the most civil of politicians and pundits into bottom-feeding dregs. He feeds off this kind of divisiveness. This is his element. Nevertheless, the real problem is that so many otherwise reasonable people are now eagerly willing to get down to his level.

Ironically, it actually has created a situation where people do have a legitimate right to distrust the media, because the media has made their already existing biases much more obvious and persistent. Because of this, Donald Trump's false narrative that the media is always lying about him actually comes across as true to some people. I'm not saying he's playing 4-D chess or anything, but the reality is that the longer people play his game by his rules, the more he wins. And the more we lose.
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Tmaster148
12/03/18 4:36:32 PM
#42:


Caution999 posted...
All this because I dare suggest we could do a better job not attacking fellow human beings for their political beliefs or who they work for?

I mean...

I'm not really asking for a lot, here.


And they can always work for someone else.
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brotrrwinner
12/03/18 4:36:32 PM
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Maybe they should give Stormy Daniels a call
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P4wn4g3
12/03/18 4:37:25 PM
#44:


Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

Are you leading the charge caution? Because nobody seems to be getting out the guillotines.
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Zikten
12/03/18 4:37:47 PM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Maybe they should give Stormy Daniels a call

Even the woman staffer the article mentions?
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Alpha218
12/03/18 4:37:57 PM
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Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

They literally worked for him in the White House. Thats a whole different beast than just voting for him.
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Zikten
12/03/18 4:39:23 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Caution999 posted...
Or we can, as a society, stop mocking and ridiculing people based off of who they voted for.

I mean, that would be nice. Stop pointing the finger at your neighbor, and go after the politicians. They're fair game.

They literally worked for him in the White House. Thats a whole different beast than just voting for him.

Some of those people were already there under Obama and just kept working under the new president. It's their job. What are they supposed to , quit their job cause there is a new president? Their job is to serve whoever is the current president
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A_Good_Boy
12/03/18 4:39:36 PM
#48:


Caution999 posted...
All this because I dare suggest we could do a better job not attacking fellow human beings for their political beliefs or who they work for?

I mean...

I'm not really asking for a lot, here.

You Mitch McConnell in real life?
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Anteaterking
12/03/18 4:39:37 PM
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Zikten posted...
Exactly

I think people on CE are misunderstanding what a staffer actually is


Do YOU understand where congressional/federal staffers come from, Zikten? They aren't just random people who go to the career center and get handed an application for a staff position.
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Ambience
12/03/18 4:39:46 PM
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Zikten posted...
brotrrwinner posted...
Maybe they should give Stormy Daniels a call

Even the woman staffer the article mentions?

Why not?
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