Current Events > Client: I want the server to email me an alert telling me when it's down

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pinky0926 12/03/18 7:09:31 AM #1:	-_- --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:913457885] in Client: I ... [t:77263678]...</cite> <quote>-_-</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MeIon Bread 12/03/18 7:10:13 AM #2:	If you hate it so much, and you're making topics on the subject every few days now, why don't you just get a job outside IT? I wouldn't do something like that for all the tea in China. --- Sunhawk's main alternate account. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle. <cite>MeIon Bread posted [p:913457904] in Client: I ... [t:77263678]...</cite> <quote>If you hate it so much, and you're making topics on the subject every few days now, why don't you just get a job outside IT? I wouldn't do something like that for all the tea in China.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Milkman5 12/03/18 7:11:39 AM #3:	is that really not possible? Can't you have a second server to check if the other is down and when it fails the check it emails the client? <cite>Milkman5 posted [p:913457935] in Client: I ... [t:77263678]...</cite> <quote>is that really not possible? Can't you have a second server to check if the other is down and when it fails the check it emails the client?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 12/03/18 7:31:41 AM #4:	MeIon Bread posted... If you hate it so much, and you're making topics on the subject every few days now, why don't you just get a job outside IT? I wouldn't do something like that for all the tea in China. Sunhawk you're British, surely you understand the catharsis that comes from impotently complaining about things you have absolutely no intention of doing anything about --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:913458286] in Client: I ... [t:77263678]...</cite> <quote><cite>MeIon Bread posted...</cite> <quote>If you hate it so much, and you're making topics on the subject every few days now, why don't you just get a job outside IT? I wouldn't do something like that for all the tea in China.</quote> Sunhawk you're British, surely you understand the catharsis that comes from impotently complaining about things you have absolutely no intention of doing anything about</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 12/03/18 7:33:32 AM #5:	Milkman5 posted... is that really not possible? Can't you have a second server to check if the other is down and when it fails the check it emails the client? Yeah. Was just funny the way she phrased it. Kind of like saying "I want a flashing light to pop up in my car when the battery dies". --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:913458328] in Client: I ... [t:77263678]...</cite> <quote><cite>Milkman5 posted...</cite> <quote>is that really not possible? Can't you have a second server to check if the other is down and when it fails the check it emails the client?</quote> Yeah. Was just funny the way she phrased it. Kind of like saying "I want a flashing light to pop up in my car when the battery dies".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 12/03/18 8:37:00 AM #6:	If he faints, I want him to grab his phone and text me "I fainted!" while already fainted. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:913459856] in Client: I ... [t:77263678]...</cite> <quote>If he faints, I want him to grab his phone and text me "I fainted!" while already fainted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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