Current Events > You are offered a job as male porn star.

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Filming with women exclusively.

Do you take it?
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You are offered a job as male porn star.

No

Filming with women exclusively.

Double no
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I don't meet the requirements.
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Feels like a very physically demanding job. I'd probably pass.
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If my thing was bigger, then yes. But as it stands, everybody will know how little my thing is, and that embarrassment doesn't justify the meager pay that male pornstars receive.

I would question the judgement of the director.
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Honestly I wouldnt do so I wouldnt get bored of sex or think of it as a job
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Your work day is over 8 hours day.

Of course not. That would be immoral.
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Pass.
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I want to but dont they all have herpes and other sexual transmitted diseases and teh screenings are just for HIV or some shit?
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orcus_snake posted...

I want to but dont they all have herpes and other sexual transmitted diseases and teh screenings are just for HIV or some shit?

That and a lot of them die of overdose, STDs, or suicides.
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Yeah, but just until I'm done with school or find a job in the field I'm studying for.
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Only if I get to snuggle with Lauren Phillips and pet her hair
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Id do gay porn nothing else
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Yeah sure. I'd mess up on purpose to get more reshoots

How do people even get into porn acting? I've always wondered
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Before marriage I would have taken it in a heartbeat.
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Space_Man posted...

Yeah sure. I'd mess up on purpose to get more reshoots

How do people even get into porn acting? I've always wondered

Have an incredibly hot girlfriend who'll only do scenes with you.
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You single people realize you could use that opportunity to fart during a hummer, right? Because there aren't many things funnier.

Like any job, it depends on the pay. I can't imagine I'd be living any more comfortably than I am now. If the pay's not good then I'd pass.
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Yeah maybe, so long as part of my contract stipulated that my wife could be the fluffed for the female actresses in my scenes
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Maybe as a part time side gig, not doing that full time, I like my real job too much to not stay in this career field.
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It's not everything that people fantasize about. It's pretty scummy. More than you would think. The set can get really nasty. 8-10 hours of sweat and sex doesn't smell good. Do you think that they replace the furniture or bedding after a shoot? No, they don't, and it stinks . The days are long. Most of the people on both sides of the camera are high. Get cash upfront. I learned that one early. The money isn't what you think it is either.
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@DarthGravid
Wait, have you actually starred in porn before? If you have, and if you don't mind me asking, is it actually fun and satisfying (scummy conditions aside), or is everybody faking it? I've always wanted to know.

No, man. You do you, but me doing me includes avoiding gross stuff that doesn't help anybody.
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I mean pornstars make bank even though female pornstars make more than males. Honestly fuck it dude why not.
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Nope, I'm ugly, and constantly compare myself and my waste of a life to the dirt people walk on daily, male porn stars have to be chads in both body and mind
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tremain07 posted...

Nope, I'm ugly, and constantly compare myself and my waste of a life to the dirt people walk on daily, male porn stars have to be chads in both body and mind

They really don't. I've read some of their blogs, back when people still read blogs that were primarily text, and I found it oddly relatable. I get social anxiety pretty bad, but also I had a process where I built myself up and was good to go for my job as a salesman. They had similar problems and similar solutions.
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I'd have to exercise so no.
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IHeartRadiation posted...

I'd have to exercise so no.

Best CE answer so far.

Guide posted...

tremain07 posted...

Nope, I'm ugly, and constantly compare myself and my waste of a life to the dirt people walk on daily, male porn stars have to be chads in both body and mind

They really don't. I've read some of their blogs, back when people still read blogs that were primarily text, and I found it oddly relatable. I get social anxiety pretty bad, but also I had a process where I built myself up and was good to go for my job as a salesman. They had similar problems and similar solutions.

what kind of sales are you in
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darkmaian23 posted...

@DarthGravid
Wait, have you actually starred in porn before? If you have, and if you don't mind me asking, is it actually fun and satisfying (scummy conditions aside), or is everybody faking it? I've always wanted to know.

It's mostly fake. The girls are encouraged to really be "into it". Some were. Most were too high to care. I was excited for my first audition and first shoot, but that quickly wore off. I worked in this field for about 8 months. By the end of that time, I hated everything about it. You may have seen me somewhere, I worked a lot during that short time. I'm not giving my stage name (s) though. I'm not proud of this.
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The saddest thing about porn is how broken inside everyone is once the drugs and cameras are off. Some of them can't even hide it when the cameras are on. Through maybe Foreman, may he rest in peace, got lucky and worked with nice places, people and comrades.
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No , Im ugly and have a small cock

DarthGravid posted...

darkmaian23 posted...

@DarthGravid
Wait, have you actually starred in porn before? If you have, and if you don't mind me asking, is it actually fun and satisfying (scummy conditions aside), or is everybody faking it? I've always wanted to know.

It's mostly fake. The girls are encouraged to really be "into it". Some were. Most were too high to care. I was excited for my first audition and first shoot, but that quickly wore off. I worked in this field for about 8 months. By the end of that time, I hated everything about it. You may have seen me somewhere, I worked a lot during that short time. I'm not giving my stage name (s) though. I'm not proud of this.

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