Poll of the Day > my two co-workers were talking about my female co-worker's asses

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This one guy brought up how he'd jokingly marry this one chic cuz she got a fatty cake.
The topic evolves, and gets more broader to other patty cakes in our store.

I felt so out of place, like a fucking kid while big daddy's giving the bird and bees. eventually I felt awkward standing their awkwardly smiling like a fuck nut and I mustered up the strength to weekly utter "Yeah... The ass was fat..." Felt disgusting I tell you hwat, we were alone but if any of the ladies heard us I'd be redder than a tomato

But I do have to admit, we were talking about our old manager, she had a f a t a s s, when I say FAT I mean FAT. like lowkey, most of our managers are women but I have only been sexually attracted to this one in particular (plus this one twink latino manager named Mario, I'd let him clean my pipes I tell ya what)

but holy shit she had a thiccy ass all the guys didn't even front, they admitted they snuck a peack of the FATTY cake. I am not kidding you, our female senior manager would make light hearted fun of her taking up all the space in our tiny walkways. My co-worker told us she would obviously come in wearing the TIGHTEST pants not wearing any underwear like BOOOOI how have I not noticed that shit wish I was taking a closer look na' wa' I mean?

She was also the nicest manager I ever had, the other three were hardasses, other two were pretty ok, but she was NICE like when it got slow we would eat the food with her (we have to throw it away anyhow once it gets old anyhow...) she even let me come in late when my school needed me to stay after late

BUT GET THIS, she had a terribly unfortunate name: Fanny! Aw boi, her parents must saw the future because Fanny certainly got a huge fanny na' wa' I mean tho???

but alas, she left our store ages ago and I no longer want to come into work with my dick in my hand.

good news, tho our job for some reason is GOOD at attracting some FAT ASS bitches na' wa' I mean? like there are so many fatty cakes here boi I'm tryna skinny dip, feel, change the the uniform to leggings, feel? Unfortunately most of the hotties left my job when our store shut down, we used to have some fire bitches! but I guess the new kids on the block are cool. Nothing to get my dick out at tho. There's this one chic tho she dumb thicc, like fucking stupid ass thicc, like literally legally handicapped thicc. Tryna get my hands in them pockets, fill the space, spit the milk, dip and do it all again, na' wa I mean? Tell ya what I'd tap that ass so fast she won't know what hit her, she bout to be mine y'all I'm dumb hype
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Just mark him and move on, people.
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I couldn't even get past half the post.
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EclairReturns posted...

I couldn't even get past half the post.

Now you know how we feel.
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so this isn't a copy paste?
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https://imgur.com/8GELHx4
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Sarcasthma posted...

Just mark him and move on, people.

Mark me for what? I didn't say anything modable

green dragon posted...

so this isn't a copy paste?

And

EclairReturns posted...

I couldn't even get past half the post.

but I worked so hard typing this :(
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