Current Events > God damn it!! My doctor says he can help my illness but makes me a f'n eunuch!

(+) Yeah! (+)

I have no fucking heir to my Dynasty!
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Wish that was on console
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I'm pretty sure that's sexual assault.
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u lost ur mojo?
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Guess your dynasty is fucked, unless you adopt.
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What the hell kind of game are you playing?
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I'm legit fucking pissed right now

Not only do I have the Giant trait, but I'm also Strong and Attractive and I can't pass my genes down to any fucking kids. My game is over, I'm the only member of my family since my fucking wife wouldn't have any fucking kids for the 5 fucking years we were married. Fuck you, fuck this game. I'm going Immortal and I'm just going to be the meanest person to ever live
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LordRazziel posted...

What the hell kind of game are you playing?

Just watch this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFF3F92o_2s" data-time="
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Bad_Mojo posted...

I'm legit fucking pissed right now

Not only do I have the Giant trait, but I'm also Strong and Attractive and I can't pass my genes down to any fucking kids. My game is over, I'm the only member of my family since my fucking wife wouldn't have any fucking kids for the 5 fucking years we were married. Fuck you, fuck this game. I'm going Immortal and I'm just going to be the meanest person to ever live

That's a crazy supervillain backstory.
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Kisai posted...

Bad_Mojo posted...

I'm legit fucking pissed right now

Not only do I have the Giant trait, but I'm also Strong and Attractive and I can't pass my genes down to any fucking kids. My game is over, I'm the only member of my family since my fucking wife wouldn't have any fucking kids for the 5 fucking years we were married. Fuck you, fuck this game. I'm going Immortal and I'm just going to be the meanest person to ever live

That's a crazy supervillain backstory.

i like it... pure rage like he got wronged, i be more pissed at the wife :( than that doctor.
now that games over that fucking bitch ><.
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You can still cheese your way forward with a lot of luck. Your wife has to cheat on you and you have to fail to notice.

Youd think theyd add an interaction there with celibate characters and eunuchs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc" data-time="

PS, I can't even fucking change my Focus from "Family" for another 3 years. God damn it! This world is going to burn
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Can't you adopt?
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jumi posted...

Can't you adopt?

I never have before, but I do think it's possible.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

jumi posted...

Can't you adopt?

I never have before, but I do think it's possible.

It's better than losing it all when an assassin's blade pierces your immortal throat.
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You have a cold, better cut those balls off
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A Google search says you can't adopt without a mod. :-(

Time to burn it all.
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kuwab0 posted...

You have a cold, better cut those balls off

I think it was a plot from someone that hated me. I just got 7 illnesses out of the blue and this guy was all like, "Oh, let me help you." I think I was set up, but I don't know that "in game"
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On the plus side, I do have 3 of the Holy Sites for my Hellenic faith. Alexandria, Rome and this shitty one in Sicily (Lentiny?)
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This is your punishment for using the anime portraits
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

This is your punishment for using the anime portraits

I like them a hell of a lot more than the vanilla shit. I haven't bought the DLC for the good looking ones
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Bad_Mojo posted...

LordRazziel posted...

What the hell kind of game are you playing?

Just watch this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFF3F92o_2s" data-time="

My knowledge of CKII begins and ends with that video and the OP and I already know I need something like that in my life lol
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Read title expecting Crusader Kings 2, got Crusader Kings 2.
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QwelzaarKane posted...

My knowledge of CKII begins and ends with that video and the OP and I already know I need something like that in my life lol

The game is bat shit insane. And has some very, very dark things that can (and will) happen. You legit have to think about killing kids to do away with bad seeds. Got to keep that dynasty strong!
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Bad_Mojo posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbXVNKtmWnc" data-time="

PS, I can't even fucking change my Focus from "Family" for another 3 years. God damn it! This world is going to burn

So basically you've become Zod the Dickless.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

LordRazziel posted...

What the hell kind of game are you playing?

Just watch this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFF3F92o_2s" data-time="

wtf...
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Bad_Mojo posted...

QwelzaarKane posted...

My knowledge of CKII begins and ends with that video and the OP and I already know I need something like that in my life lol

The game is bat shit insane. And has some very, very dark things that can (and will) happen. You legit have to think about killing kids to do away with bad seeds. Got to keep that dynasty strong!

I love games that really let me RP and get into character like that. So many RPGs I play are too limiting and/or too consequence-free.
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LordRazziel posted...

wtf...

You've got to make room for better children or the bad ones will fuck everything up. This isn't 1997, I can't just ground them. This is 777, you have to do a bit more than a hand slap

And it's progressive to have gay relationships and incest in your game, but the entire goal of the game is to continue your family and you can't do that if they're not making babies

like me ;_;
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I want to say it could be worse............ but I cant lie to you like that with this.
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Bitch
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And that brings us our first revolt and I've gained Cruel!


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Does this game typically get discounted during the Steam sales?

__aCEr__ posted...

Does this game typically get discounted during the Steam sales?

Yeah, it's on sale a lot

There is also a mod to play Game of Thrones -



And Elder Scrolls -


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I've had the game for a while but really haven't played it heh...this is amusing
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Rookie mistake TC. Never go for the experimental treatment unless absolutely necessary (cancer, tuberculosis, or the plague). I believe you could have also killed/divorced your wife and then remarried a lusty girl and let her slut around until she had a bastard, which you could have turned a blind eye to by not investigating when your character thinks "hmmm, aren't I an eunuch?". Also, why on earth are you using anime portraits?

ProbablyaCat posted...

Also, why on earth are you using anime portraits?

Bad_Mojo posted...

UnholyMudcrab posted...

This is your punishment for using the anime portraits

I like them a hell of a lot more than the vanilla shit. I haven't bought the DLC for the good looking ones

The normal ones look like garbage to me

ProbablyaCat posted...

Rookie mistake TC

Yeah, yeah, lol
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Bad_Mojo posted...

The normal ones look like garbage to me

In what world are those monstrosities any worse than the default?

ProbablyaCat posted...

In what world are those monstrosities any worse than the default?

Bro, come on. This is garbage looking -



Compared to this -



At least IMO
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The anime ones look better but they don't fit the aesthetic like the default ones.
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Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

QwelzaarKane posted...

The anime ones look better but they don't fit the aesthetic like the default ones.

I really don't know why there isn't a mod to make better looking people. Seems like a very easy mod job
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I just formed the Kingdom of Sicily!

And I now got to change my Focus away from making a family, and now I'm on an Intrigue focus, killing off my Vassals that don't fallow my faith


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Bad_Mojo posted...

I just formed the Kingdom of Sicily!

And I now got to change my Focus away from making a family, and now I'm on an Intrigue focus, killing off my Vassals that don't fallow my faith

Fallow
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LordRazziel posted...

Fallow

I keep the strange spellings from the game <_<
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Bad_Mojo posted...

LordRazziel posted...

Fallow

I keep the strange spellings from the game <_<

Gotcha
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