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Solar_Crimson
11/30/18 12:56:52 PM
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She's so busy running the company and traveling all over the world even that you two barely see each other.

If you try to have another woman (or man?) on the side in the interim, she WILL find out and break up with you.
If you decide to marry her, she will make you sign a prenup.
Because of said job, if you have kids, you will be mostly responsible with taking care of them.

...Deal or no deal?
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MC_BatCommander
11/30/18 12:57:46 PM
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If she had a 7 figure salary I'd just travel the world with her
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PIITB415
11/30/18 1:00:30 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
If she had a 7 figure salary I'd just travel the world with her

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BusyGettingLaid
11/30/18 1:00:34 PM
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I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.
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vocedelmorte
11/30/18 1:01:22 PM
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So the perfect woman
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Solar_Crimson
11/30/18 1:01:25 PM
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BusyGettingLaid posted...
I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.

Are you that insecure?
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Wynters387
11/30/18 1:04:16 PM
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oooh a Sugar Mommy don't see why anyone would turn that down.
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Freddie_Mercury
11/30/18 1:05:41 PM
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BusyGettingLaid
11/30/18 1:07:14 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
BusyGettingLaid posted...
I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.

Are you that insecure?

Maybe, but it's society's fault. My parents would never let me live it down.
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Wynters387
11/30/18 1:09:00 PM
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BusyGettingLaid posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
BusyGettingLaid posted...
I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.

Are you that insecure?

Maybe, but it's society's fault. My parents would never let me live it down.


Forget their opinion man, you'd be rich. You could buy new parents!
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MC_BatCommander
11/30/18 1:09:33 PM
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BusyGettingLaid posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
BusyGettingLaid posted...
I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.

Are you that insecure?

Maybe, but it's society's fault. My parents would never let me live it down.


you'd be a fucking millionaire dude
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MakoReizei
11/30/18 1:10:12 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
is she a dom

it'd be hotter if she was a sub

the idea of dominating someone more powerful than you is a turn on
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Solar_Crimson
11/30/18 1:10:18 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
BusyGettingLaid posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
BusyGettingLaid posted...
I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.

Are you that insecure?

Maybe, but it's society's fault. My parents would never let me live it down.


you'd be fucking a millionaire dude


Freddie_Mercury posted...
is she a dom

She's whatever you want her to be.
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Veggeta X
11/30/18 1:11:02 PM
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Can I fap?
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Wynters387
11/30/18 1:14:03 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Can I fap?


no you get caged up and she has the key around her neck at all times.
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Mareen
11/30/18 1:17:07 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
So the perfect woman

PIITB415 posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
If she had a 7 figure salary I'd just travel the world with her
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FLUFFYGERM
11/30/18 1:19:19 PM
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This sounds fantastic tbqh
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ASithLord7
11/30/18 1:19:44 PM
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BusyGettingLaid posted...
I couldn't be with a women more successful then me.

Might wanna change that username to NeverGettingLaid
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Silver Bearings
11/30/18 1:20:55 PM
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The 'but' makes her even more perfect.
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Rimmer_Dall
11/30/18 1:23:36 PM
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So I get to be a stay-at-home househusband playing video games with my kids all day.

Where's the downside?
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Duncanwii
11/30/18 1:25:43 PM
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I mean I'm not getting sex as is and I'll be rich so...
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Solar_Crimson
11/30/18 6:31:44 PM
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BUMP
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/18 9:00:24 AM
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Bump
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Mormaurd
12/01/18 9:18:11 AM
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Id be fine traveling with her until kids, then Id be fine being the stay at home dad.
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MegamanX299
12/01/18 9:30:26 AM
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9 figure or no deal.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/01/18 10:16:48 AM
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MegamanX299 posted...
9 figure or no deal.


Woah
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Knowledge_King
12/01/18 10:22:48 AM
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Sure, marry her, have kids, raise them. Not seeing an issue.
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pikachupwnage
12/01/18 10:23:48 AM
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Wynters387 posted...
Veggeta X posted...
Can I fap?


no you get caged up and she has the key around her neck at all times.


Hey Wynters whats up?
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