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DarkTransient
11/29/18 9:43:20 PM
#1:


Take it or leave it? - Results (27 votes)
Take it
100% (27 votes)
27
Leave it
0% (0 votes)
0
This is purely cosmetic and does not affect function or safety (of yourself or partners) in any way.

If you have a vag, then it applies to that instead.

The color and glow is similar to that of radium paints.
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TerrifyingRei
11/29/18 9:43:43 PM
#2:


gimme my goddamn money
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rookieplayer03
11/29/18 9:47:57 PM
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What color blue? Also, does it glow in the dark like those glow sticks or like a flashlight?
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EpicKingdom_
11/29/18 9:48:11 PM
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Too ez
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RoboLaserGandhi
11/29/18 9:48:57 PM
#5:


"but"
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TeaMilk
11/29/18 9:49:59 PM
#6:


you could make even MORE money doing porn. Also if u got a penis you could use it to find the toilet in the dark
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CapnMuffin
11/29/18 9:50:17 PM
#7:


Dr Manhattan style
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KStateKing17
11/29/18 9:51:00 PM
#8:


Hell yeah imma take my ass to a rave
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DarkTransient
11/29/18 9:56:06 PM
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What'd really be interesting is to compare this with the results if I were to make this same poll in a community with people who actually get laid...
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dj1200
11/29/18 9:56:53 PM
#10:


Leave it 0%
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DocileOrangeCup
11/29/18 9:57:52 PM
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WilliamPorygon
11/29/18 10:00:20 PM
#12:


Take it for sure, I'm sure it'll make me super popular in the furry community.
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thronedfire2
11/29/18 10:00:38 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
"but"

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thronedfire2
11/29/18 10:01:14 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
What'd really be interesting is to compare this with the results if I were to make this same poll in a community with people who actually get laid...


you think girls wouldn't wanna mess with a glow in the dark dick?
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gunplagirl
11/29/18 10:01:23 PM
#15:


Can I grow 4 of them and do a perfect general grievous impersonation?
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KStateKing17
11/29/18 10:03:46 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
What'd really be interesting is to compare this with the results if I were to make this same poll in a community with people who actually get laid...

Yeah you should take it to the Sonic and Knuckles board
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cellus523
11/29/18 10:08:35 PM
#17:


This'll save me a pretty penny on glow in the dark condoms and my dick would be blue, so deal.
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HashtagTartarus
11/29/18 10:08:40 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Take it for sure, I'm sure it'll make me super popular in the furry community.

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Havik
11/29/18 10:42:14 PM
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There's supposed to be a downside to these kinds of things, I think
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DarthAragorn
11/29/18 10:43:19 PM
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I think that would actually improve chances of getting laid nearly as much as the money
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OwlRammer
11/29/18 10:44:36 PM
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_Krave_
11/29/18 10:45:20 PM
#22:


What's the downside?
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TeaMilk
11/29/18 10:46:49 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
ummm this is literally a win/win

now i dont have to leave lights on when i deed

wtf do u need to see your dick to deed
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008Zulu
11/29/18 10:57:30 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Hell yeah imma take my ass to a rave

I have to tape a glowstick to my dong to get this effect. I would take this deal for the convenience alone.
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FL81
11/29/18 10:59:06 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
11/29/18 11:03:31 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
ummm this is literally a win/win

now i dont have to leave lights on when i deed

wtf do u need to see your dick to deed

do you???
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TeaMilk
11/29/18 11:09:01 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
TeaMilk posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
ummm this is literally a win/win

now i dont have to leave lights on when i deed

wtf do u need to see your dick to deed

do you???
i deed in complete darkness under my blanket with my pants still on
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DocileOrangeCup
11/29/18 11:10:17 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
TeaMilk posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
ummm this is literally a win/win

now i dont have to leave lights on when i deed

wtf do u need to see your dick to deed

do you???
i deed in complete darkness under my blanket with my pants still on

i didn't mean yours RVI3Aqt
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gunplagirl
11/30/18 4:53:20 AM
#29:


OwlRammer posted...
what's the downside?

You have to change your monthly budget because you'll no longer need a biweekly tub of glow in the dark body paint for your junk

And honestly, there's not anything as awesome as that to spend that money on so now you have to live with the knowledge that you have nothing greater to aspire to with your money
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WafflehouseJK
11/30/18 4:56:54 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
What'd really be interesting is to compare this with the results if I were to make this same poll in a community with people who actually get laid...

If anything this would help me get laid even more often tbh.
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Sphyx
11/30/18 5:03:27 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
The color and glow is similar to that of radium paints.

SOLD!
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Devil_Katt_II
11/30/18 5:23:27 AM
#32:


I'm 5 mil richer and I can finally get laid wowing ladies with my alien dick
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catboy0_0
11/30/18 5:59:59 AM
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EpicKingdom_ posted...
Too ez

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kayoticdreamz
11/30/18 6:35:52 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Also if u got a penis you could use it to find the toilet in the dark


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