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frozenshock
11/29/18 3:53:42 PM
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Ban incoming?
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Chugguhchugguh
11/29/18 3:54:05 PM
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youre a little late
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Fam_Fam
11/29/18 3:54:10 PM
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welcome to 2 years ago
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Zikten
11/29/18 3:54:31 PM
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I think in the original version of the legend, he does more than kiss her. he gets her pregnant and she gives birth while still asleep. and then the baby somehow wakes up it's mom
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eston
11/29/18 3:54:43 PM
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sylverlolol
11/29/18 3:54:53 PM
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Zikten posted...
I think in the original version of the legend, he does more than kiss her. he gets her pregnant and she gives birth while still asleep. and then the baby somehow wakes up it's mom

u wot m8
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Zikten
11/29/18 3:55:23 PM
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it's what I heard somewhere. the fairy tales often are pretty messed up in their original forms
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VectorChaos
11/29/18 3:55:55 PM
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aJak9Ln
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Ryuko_Chan
11/29/18 3:56:09 PM
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Zikten posted...
I think in the original version of the legend, he does more than kiss her. he gets her pregnant and she gives birth while still asleep. and then the baby somehow wakes up it's mom

hol tf up
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averagejoel
11/29/18 3:57:15 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
Zikten posted...
I think in the original version of the legend, he does more than kiss her. he gets her pregnant and she gives birth while still asleep. and then the baby somehow wakes up it's mom

hol tf up

yeah one day the kid is playing and takes the needle out of her finger by accident and she wakes up
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Ryuko_Chan
11/29/18 3:58:01 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
Zikten posted...
I think in the original version of the legend, he does more than kiss her. he gets her pregnant and she gives birth while still asleep. and then the baby somehow wakes up it's mom

hol tf up

yeah one day the kid is playing and takes the needle out of her finger by accident and she wakes up

bruh what the hell lol
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Zikten
11/29/18 3:58:26 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Beauty#Basile's_narrative

found this

One day, while a king is walking by, one of his falcons flies into the house. The king knocks, hoping to be let in by someone, but no one answers and he decides to climb in with a ladder. He finds Talia alive but unconscious, and "...gathers the first fruits of love." [3] Afterwards, he leaves her in the bed and goes back to his kingdom. Though Talia is unconscious, she gives birth to twins one of whom keeps sucking her fingers. Talia awakens because the twin has sucked out the flax that was stuck deep in Talia's finger. When she wakes up, she discovers that she is a mother and has no idea what happened to her.
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au_gold
11/29/18 3:59:03 PM
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What if she has a rape fetish?
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lolife67
11/29/18 4:01:48 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
Zikten posted...
I think in the original version of the legend, he does more than kiss her. he gets her pregnant and she gives birth while still asleep. and then the baby somehow wakes up it's mom

hol tf up

yeah one day the kid is playing and takes the needle out of her finger by accident and she wakes up

This is true.

Also in the original story, the Prince from Snow White brought her body off the dwarves, who all thought she was dead. So then the question is what was he doing with a (presumed) dead body that he discovered a kiss would wake her up?
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frozenshock
11/29/18 4:02:40 PM
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Chugguhchugguh posted...
youre a little late


Fam_Fam posted...
welcome to 2 years ago


Not my fault someone just posted this on my facebook feed.

Along with an NSFW animation.
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thronedfire2
11/29/18 4:02:54 PM
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Zikten posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Beauty#Basile's_narrative

found this

One day, while a king is walking by, one of his falcons flies into the house. The king knocks, hoping to be let in by someone, but no one answers and he decides to climb in with a ladder. He finds Talia alive but unconscious, and "...gathers the first fruits of love." [3] Afterwards, he leaves her in the bed and goes back to his kingdom. Though Talia is unconscious, she gives birth to twins one of whom keeps sucking her fingers. Talia awakens because the twin has sucked out the flax that was stuck deep in Talia's finger. When she wakes up, she discovers that she is a mother and has no idea what happened to her.


the FUCK
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The-19th-Sparta
11/29/18 4:05:09 PM
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Sun, Moon, and Talia was created in the early 1600s, don't act surprised.
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kayoticdreamz
11/29/18 4:07:18 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Zikten posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Beauty#Basile's_narrative

found this

One day, while a king is walking by, one of his falcons flies into the house. The king knocks, hoping to be let in by someone, but no one answers and he decides to climb in with a ladder. He finds Talia alive but unconscious, and "...gathers the first fruits of love." [3] Afterwards, he leaves her in the bed and goes back to his kingdom. Though Talia is unconscious, she gives birth to twins one of whom keeps sucking her fingers. Talia awakens because the twin has sucked out the flax that was stuck deep in Talia's finger. When she wakes up, she discovers that she is a mother and has no idea what happened to her.


the FUCK
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Funbazooka
11/29/18 4:09:22 PM
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I do wonder how Disney will tackle their live action adaptation remake. Surely it will be woke.
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