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TheOrgyPorgy
11/29/18 2:24:45 PM
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How often do you go to church? - Results (28 votes)
Every week
7.14% (2 votes)
2
Not every week but more than once a month
7.14% (2 votes)
2
Once a month
3.57% (1 vote)
1
Less often
82.14% (23 votes)
23
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MC_BatCommander
11/29/18 2:25:23 PM
#2:


this gimmick sucks, I demand it be ceased immediately
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Giant_Aspirin
11/29/18 2:26:00 PM
#3:


i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back
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TheOrgyPorgy
11/29/18 2:28:32 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back


How would you describe your relationship with God?
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cAPITALISATION
11/29/18 2:29:13 PM
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I tend to visit the mosque more
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Twin3Turbo
11/29/18 2:30:02 PM
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googs19
11/29/18 2:30:11 PM
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This one time in high school I went to a church service as part of a social studies course on religion.
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Giant_Aspirin
11/29/18 2:30:51 PM
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TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back


How would you describe your relationship with God?


non-existent.
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WilliamPorygon
11/29/18 2:31:14 PM
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Twice a year, and only because my mom insists I help her with organizing the Easter and Christmas services for special needs families
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TheOrgyPorgy
11/29/18 2:32:31 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back


How would you describe your relationship with God?


non-existent.


Why do you believe this to be the case? Is this attributable to an event in your life, for example?
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Bruce_Somali
11/29/18 2:32:32 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back

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frogman_295
11/29/18 2:34:02 PM
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if u a scared motha fucka go to church
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Nova4554
11/29/18 2:35:56 PM
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chances are i would actually be incinerated the moment i walk in. no amount of holy water or good will is gonna fix the sins ive committed
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Giant_Aspirin
11/29/18 2:37:45 PM
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TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back


How would you describe your relationship with God?


non-existent.


Why do you believe this to be the case? Is this attributable to an event in your life, for example?


because it is the case. i have no relationship with God because im Atheist.

i attribute it to when i became woke at the tender age of six when i realized God is a lie and his very existence by the terms laid out in Christianity is inherently illogical
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TheOrgyPorgy
11/29/18 2:39:50 PM
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Nova4554 posted...
chances are i would actually be incinerated the moment i walk in. no amount of holy water or good will is gonna fix the sins ive committed


Ah, but the whole point of Jesus's ministry is to bring healing to those who have committed spiritual ills!
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frogman_295
11/29/18 2:42:19 PM
#17:


this is a lame gimmick, bro.
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BaphometFlux
11/29/18 2:44:27 PM
#18:


none
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VectorChaos
11/29/18 2:46:08 PM
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TheOrgyPorgy
11/29/18 9:58:00 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i haven't been in over 30 years and i dont plan on ever going back


How would you describe your relationship with God?


non-existent.


Why do you believe this to be the case? Is this attributable to an event in your life, for example?


because it is the case. i have no relationship with God because im Atheist.

i attribute it to when i became woke at the tender age of six when i realized God is a lie and his very existence by the terms laid out in Christianity is inherently illogical


Are you sure you have heard the Good News? I imagine that would be quite young to have heard the entirety of the Gospel.
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QwelzaarKane
11/29/18 9:59:09 PM
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I don't go to church.
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VectorChaos
11/29/18 10:15:31 PM
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Seriously though, I get there on time

When modern love walks on by
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bighandsome
11/29/18 10:18:07 PM
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Only scared motherfuckers go to church.
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TheOrgyPorgy
11/30/18 4:25:27 PM
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bighandsome posted...
Only scared motherfuckers go to church.


Ah, but there is much to be afraid of! Even good people who mold their lives to be scripturally proper are commonly referred to as 'God fearing' men.
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TheOrgyPorgy
12/01/18 6:23:25 PM
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Given that tomorrow's Sunday, tomorrow is an exciting opportunity for anyone here who has not been to church in awhile to try out a new house of worship.
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monkmith
12/01/18 6:24:34 PM
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it burns when i enter so i generally skip it.
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Bruce_Somali
12/01/18 6:26:55 PM
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TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Given that tomorrow's Sunday, tomorrow is an exciting opportunity for anyone here who has not been to church in awhile to try out a new house of worship.


Will punch and or pie be served? I'll go most anywhere if free punch and or pie is on the table.
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monkmith
12/01/18 6:28:25 PM
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Bruce_Somali posted...
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Given that tomorrow's Sunday, tomorrow is an exciting opportunity for anyone here who has not been to church in awhile to try out a new house of worship.


Will punch and or pie be served? I'll go most anywhere if free punch and or pie is on the table.

man loves his flavor aid.
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TheOrgyPorgy
12/01/18 6:29:02 PM
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Bruce_Somali posted...
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Given that tomorrow's Sunday, tomorrow is an exciting opportunity for anyone here who has not been to church in awhile to try out a new house of worship.


Will punch and or pie be served? I'll go most anywhere if free punch and or pie is on the table.


While I do not know about punch and pie, many churches do serve light refreshments after worship. One church that I used to go to served soft pretzels, desserts, and juice, among other things.
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MagnusX
12/01/18 7:03:01 PM
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There's no "never" option because gimmick.

Haven't been in at least 30 years outside of weddings/funerals and have no intention to ever go back.

I've definitely become more spiritual over the past decade, but following any religion seems so hilariously shortsighted to me. We're just smart apes who ascribe divine meaning to shit we can't understand.
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PMarth2002
12/01/18 7:09:23 PM
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Never in my entire life.
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catboy0_0
12/01/18 7:11:25 PM
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I don't go to church anymore. I'd probably be an unwelcome presence
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