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Frostmourne
11/28/18 5:39:42 AM
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I heard your daughter is hot.
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Devil_Katt_II
11/28/18 5:40:39 AM
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What you're seeing now is my normal state.
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Jagermeister513
11/28/18 5:45:18 AM
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I'm a Mark Waid fan.
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Distant_Rainbow
11/28/18 5:48:10 AM
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Death threats, probably. As in "when I get out, I'm so gonna murder your- (freely substitute your own creative insults here)"

Then maybe throw something at the judge for good(bad?) measure.
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Kineth
11/28/18 5:59:04 AM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
Death threats, probably. As in "when I get out, I'm so gonna murder your- (freely substitute your own creative insults here)"

Then maybe throw something at the judge for good(bad?) measure.


This, p. much. Death threats are the worst thing you can say to a judge.
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Sativa_Rose
11/28/18 6:06:33 AM
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I declare bankruptcy.
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haloiscoolisbak
11/28/18 6:07:20 AM
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My favorite movie is Law Abiding Citizen
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Rimmer_Dall
11/28/18 6:09:36 AM
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I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
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008Zulu
11/28/18 6:17:20 AM
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That robe makes you look fat.
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CW_McGraw
11/28/18 6:18:17 AM
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"Your honor, it's not murder if she's in the chili."
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Killmonger
11/28/18 6:18:49 AM
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I slept with four women, including your daughter and this is my courtroom.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
11/28/18 6:26:01 AM
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no means yes and yes means anal!
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Back_Stabbath
11/28/18 6:36:52 AM
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"At least y'all didn't get me for them children back in '07."

i wouldn't be surprised if some dumbass thought they were free of consequence after sentencing or something and admitted to something they weren't charged for out of frustration.
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