Current Events > Are you over 25? 1 piece of advice you would you give your 18yearold self?

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no one's gonna fix shit for you. do it yourself

Why bother giving advice when you can go back and time and fix the mistakes yourself, ahh I wish.

1.I should have never approached my neighbor like that. I should have been more smooth with her and I could have had her.
2.Take computer engineering courses right away.
3.Buy bitcoin and cash out in November 2013.

Winning lotto numbers
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Work out like crazy.
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catboy0_0 posted...

stay isolated and don't open up to people. people don't like you

Dyinglegacy posted...

Pull out

lol, wow.

"we are actually awesome musicians lol"
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"don't FUCKING PLAY LEAGUE WITH MICHAEL"
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Stay away from oxycodone. I lost a year and a half of my life to that shit.
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I'd probably tell myself that my forehead is entirely too oily for that swoop hairstyle. Good lookin' out, future me!
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Yes; just turned 44, and the advice that I'd give to 18 year old me would be more of a message than a single piece of advice:

Hey dummy, wake up...yeah you...now listen up; You don't need, nor will you play, half of the video games that you're buying; so stop wasting money you fucking idiot. Once a cheat, always a cheat; don't marry her, she's a true whore. Get out and do something with/for yourself; don't let life pass you by, because it will and it will do so quickly...if you let it. Put your imagination and creativity to a positive use. Spend more time with those that you love; one day they'll be gone and you'll regret the missed opportunities that you had to spend time with them. Love yourself and live, don't just 'exist.'

I could go on, but that message covers the basics. :-)
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Always pay yourself first (save) and make sure you budget. You can easily end up retiring early if you build good habits. Also, try not worry too much and enjoy life. Learning from mistakes and admitting you were wrong or don't know something will get much further.

Also always eat the ass. Trust me, I was able to eat some prime ass before some of these girls turned from 8s to 3s
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PIITB415 posted...

Always pay yourself first (save) and make sure you budget. You can easily end up retiring early if you build good habits. Also, try not worry too much and enjoy life. Learning from mistakes and admitting you were wrong or don't know something will get much further.

Also always eat the ass. Trust me, I was able to eat some prime ass before some of these girls turned from 8s to 3s

I wanna change my answer to this one.
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I am currently 26.

My advice would be to do well in high school or else you will spend most of your 20s trying to make it up (I spent my first three years without a high school diploma and I've spent 5 years so far at my local community college earning two different associate degrees). Of course, my assessment score was bad going into college so I had to take a lot of derpy classes basically making up for high school.

Meanwhile, some kids are going from high school straight into a university. That's how it should be done.

Also, don't rely on your parents to teach you how to do adult things, such as finding a job, creating a resume, building credit, saving money, etc.
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PIITB415 posted...

Also always eat the ass. Trust me, I was able to eat some prime ass before some of these girls turned from 8s to 3s

This is pretty great lol
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Ask girls out in 3 months or less than 3 months after meeting them.
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200mg Lamictal, 300mg Wellbutrin
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Do whatever you have to to avoid taking thermodynamics.
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SaithSayer posted...

Nothing. I love my current life and wouldn't risk it with time travel.

This. But if you asked me 6 months ago, my answer would have been different.

And folks, bitcoins are going to be outdone by smart contracts. You don't need to look at the past, look forward to the future and the obstacles halting smart contracts from coming into everyday what companies are trying to solve those problems. The 4th industrial revolution is just around the corner!
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I was speaking about ethereum and more importantly, chainlink btw
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Kombucha posted...

So the wizard grants you the ability to time travel but you will be there only long enough to deliver one piece of advice, what will it be??

Edit: If you give yourself more than one piece of advice the wizard will not hesitate and subject you to multiple lifetimes of fluffing.

2,1,2, down, up

Down, r, up, l y b x a

Blue_Dream87 posted...

200mg Lamictal, 300mg Wellbutrin

so thats wht responsibility looks like
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o.o
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Don't bother with grad school. You won't use it.

That's what comes to mind.
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kinetika_ posted...

Giant_Aspirin posted...

open a Roth IRA right away. i missed out on like 10 years of contributions and growth because i was being foolish and shortsighted.

This, bitcoin, and workout. Sadly, I knew about bitcoin in 2010, so yeah.

I'd go with all of these, but I guess BTC is the biggest one.
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Get ripped, you got a good face underneath that meat, use it. Get out there and hit on girls, it's so fucking easy I can't believe I didn't do it earlier, also change your career.

don't EVER start buying those god damn lottery scratchers

Start a band and stick with it. Better to start young.

Fam_Fam posted...

be more confident with women, some ARE interested in you. don't mess it up, ya noob

Haha, definitely this. I feel like I didn't really start taking risks with women until my mid-twenties or so, and by then I was already woefully behind almost everyone else in the dating game/experience-wise. Now at 32 I feel like I missed out on a lot of potential relationships and/or sexy times.
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Youre never going to amount to anything. The sooner you come to terms with it, the better.
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