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A_Good_Boy
11/27/18 7:19:57 AM
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12166367

A man who laughed at police after they found no drugs in his pocket was later found to have hidden a bag of cocaine in his penis after a strip-search, a court heard.

Newcastle man James Mason told officers "fuck off you're not searching me before saying "ha ha, told you I had fuck all on us, you mugs", when they found nothing in his pockets.

The 21-year-old was arrested for being drunk and disorderly after swearing at police one too many times after an incident at a student accommodation.

But on the way to the police station officers witnessed Mason fiddling with his socks before putting his hands down his pants.

When they reached the station police demanded he is strip searched.

Mason then "removed his trousers, pulled back his foreskin and pulled a white bag of powder from his penis".

"The defendant was asked what it was and replied that it was cocaine," prosecutor Bethany Jendrzejewski said.

Mason was fined 120 after he admitted possession of a Class A drug and being drunk and disorderly in a public place.

Magistrates said they had "rarely seen such an example of foolish adolescent behaviour".

He was also ordered to pay 85 costs and a 30 victim surcharge.

Social media users poked fun at Mason, with one saying "Did they also check to see if he had any crack cocaine?"

Another said: "Unexpected item in the bagging area".


I'm not quite sure what I was expecting when I clicked on that article.
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TwoDoorPunkCab
11/27/18 7:21:27 AM
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just one of many reasons why keeping your foreskin is good
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HighOnSolar
11/27/18 7:22:32 AM
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TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
just one of many reasons why uncut peeps are criminals

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Anisoptera
11/27/18 7:23:21 AM
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having a foreskin is good for you. self-cleaning, provides natural lubrication,and adds stimulation to sex.
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Kaiganeer
11/27/18 7:24:39 AM
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1zwNp3h
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A_Good_Boy
11/27/18 7:25:06 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
having a foreskin is good for you. self-cleaning, provides natural lubrication,and adds stimulation to sex.

And it's a handy pocket for your drugs.
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SSJCAT
11/27/18 7:25:09 AM
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well im glad it wasnt literally inside of his penis at least
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Zikten
11/27/18 7:26:08 AM
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He shouldn't have laughed at them. Would have gotten away with it if he hadn't done that
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Ving_Rhames
11/27/18 7:33:00 AM
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Zikten posted...
He shouldn't have laughed at them. Would have gotten away with it if he hadn't done that


No big deal, not like he was in America. Just gotta pay a fine and move on with his life.
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Anisoptera
11/27/18 7:33:42 AM
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why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself
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Mister_Spyker
11/27/18 7:45:51 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.
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A_Good_Boy
11/27/18 7:48:49 AM
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Mister_Spyker posted...
Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.

Seems like legalization is the way to go then.
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Rika_Furude
11/27/18 7:59:57 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Mister_Spyker posted...
Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.

Seems like legalization is the way to go then.

good thing you aren't in any sort of position to make decisions if thats what you would have decided...
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A_Good_Boy
11/27/18 8:01:51 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Mister_Spyker posted...
Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.

Seems like legalization is the way to go then.

good thing you aren't in any sort of position to make decisions if thats what you would have decided...

Hey you ducked that topic yesterday, but why are sjws worse than racists?
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Rika_Furude
11/27/18 8:03:30 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Mister_Spyker posted...
Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.

Seems like legalization is the way to go then.

good thing you aren't in any sort of position to make decisions if thats what you would have decided...

Hey you ducked that topic yesterday, but why are sjws worse than racists?

why are you now changing the topic?
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A_Good_Boy
11/27/18 8:30:45 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Mister_Spyker posted...
Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.

Seems like legalization is the way to go then.

good thing you aren't in any sort of position to make decisions if thats what you would have decided...

Hey you ducked that topic yesterday, but why are sjws worse than racists?

why are you now changing the topic?

The topic was about a dude putting drugs in his penis and then shifted to other things. The topic has already changed, no sense in whining about it now just cause you got asked a question.
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CProtectionSvce
11/28/18 6:26:53 PM
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HighOnSolar posted...
TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
just one of many reasons why uncut peeps are criminals

lol
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DavidWong
11/28/18 10:24:09 PM
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I thought he jammed the bag inside his peehole
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thronedfire2
11/28/18 10:25:40 PM
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oh I thought it was literally going to be in his penis.
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Paper_Mario_4
11/28/18 10:27:12 PM
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Him being an anteater lead to his arrest. Think about that...
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au_gold
11/28/18 10:27:57 PM
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At least it wasn't in his urethra.
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Freddie_Mercury
11/28/18 10:28:20 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Social media users poked fun at Mason, with one saying "Did they also check to see if he had any crack cocaine?"

Another said: "Unexpected item in the bagging area".



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Genocet_10-325
11/28/18 10:34:59 PM
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My ex hid a bag of speed in her vagina while getting arrested once

They never found it
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Lost_All_Senses
11/28/18 10:37:14 PM
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Damn. Ive still been hiding my cocaine up my ass like some kind of noob
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PtlessAgmnts
12/01/18 3:06:01 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Damn. Ive still been hiding my cocaine up my ass like some kind of noob

Guess you're not at the level of the pros yet
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SauI_Goodman
12/01/18 3:07:26 AM
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Thank God it was the foreskin. When I saw "in his penis" I was thinking urethra.
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BlingBling22947
12/01/18 4:13:42 AM
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The real reason behind the circumcision agenda.
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MuayThai85
12/01/18 5:10:06 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
Mister_Spyker posted...
Anisoptera posted...
why are drugs illegal? you're only harming yourself

You're supporting businesses that cause harm to many others, for one.

Seems like legalization is the way to go then.

good thing you aren't in any sort of position to make decisions if thats what you would have decided...


Actually, that's the perfect thought process. Legalise and control it with licenced retailers. It'll cut out the cartels and dealers. It'll also ensure that there is safer product on the market which would reduce things like fentynal overdoses.

Legalisation won't see a massive increase in users either. Legalising heroin won't make people start shooting up the next day. What it will do though is decrease violent crime, wipe out the cartels and decrease overdoses.
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powerman1426
12/01/18 5:27:14 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
11/28/2018 9:37:14
PtlessAgmnts posted...
12/1/2018 2:06:01 AM
He's back
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