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soulunison2
11/27/18 1:58:45 AM
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What do I do
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ocelot51
11/27/18 1:59:26 AM
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Make a lot of leg and standing puns.
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Foppe
11/27/18 1:59:29 AM
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Open the door and let her in.
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eggcorn
11/27/18 1:59:44 AM
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Ask her if you make her feel weak in the knees.
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DanAnsumHandsom
11/27/18 1:59:50 AM
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Turn and run

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soulunison2
11/27/18 1:59:55 AM
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Should I just leave
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inloveanddeath0
11/27/18 1:59:59 AM
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Give her a standing ovation
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Kaiganeer
11/27/18 2:00:42 AM
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"so what's up with your legs"
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bossjony
11/27/18 2:02:12 AM
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eggcorn posted...
Ask her if you make her feel weak in the knees.
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ocelot51
11/27/18 2:02:21 AM
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Tell her you'd like to hit the ground running with your relationship.
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catboy0_0
11/27/18 2:02:39 AM
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tag
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soulunison2
11/27/18 2:04:24 AM
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The bathrooms arent handicap accessible
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bknight
11/27/18 2:05:52 AM
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Show her this post.
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gunplagirl
11/27/18 2:09:38 AM
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Tell her the following
"Ma'am, I am simply not a person of substance, value, redeeming qualities or any semblance of decency and as such I must inform you that I'm simply too terrible a person to overlook a physical attribute which you have zero control over. It is not by any fault of yours but rather my own that I believe I've wasted your time in asking you for a date and as such I shall now go home and order samurai swords that I will cry myself to sleep with. Truly, I am irredeemable and can't even anime cringe enough."

Look at the first letter of every sentence.
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 2:10:21 AM
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Ask if the vagina still works
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kuwab0
11/27/18 2:17:06 AM
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Big D soulunison2 acting like he didn't put her in the wheelchair in the first place
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soulunison2
11/27/18 2:51:24 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
Big D soulunison2 acting like he didn't put her in the wheelchair in the first place


ayyyy

i picked up the check and said goodbye
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TeaMilk
11/27/18 2:59:18 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
11/27/18 3:14:26 AM
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eggcorn
11/27/18 3:48:56 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Tell her the following
"Ma'am, I am simply not a person of substance, value, redeeming qualities or any semblance of decency and as such I must inform you that I'm simply too terrible a person to overlook a physical attribute which you have zero control over. It is not by any fault of yours but rather my own that I believe I've wasted your time in asking you for a date and as such I shall now go home and order samurai swords that I will cry myself to sleep with. Truly, I am irredeemable and can't even anime cringe enough."

Look at the first letter of every sentence.

huh
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MabusIncarnate
11/27/18 3:51:53 AM
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eggcorn posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Tell her the following
"Ma'am, I am simply not a person of substance, value, redeeming qualities or any semblance of decency and as such I must inform you that I'm simply too terrible a person to overlook a physical attribute which you have zero control over. It is not by any fault of yours but rather my own that I believe I've wasted your time in asking you for a date and as such I shall now go home and order samurai swords that I will cry myself to sleep with. Truly, I am irredeemable and can't even anime cringe enough."

Look at the first letter of every sentence.

huh

Tmosl?
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_Lyonidias
11/27/18 3:54:34 AM
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Typical ableist CE
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she's a killer queen uwu;
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soulunison2
11/27/18 3:57:31 AM
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She texted me saying thanks for the good time but she didnt feel a spark
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Irony
11/27/18 4:02:35 AM
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You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.
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soulunison2
11/27/18 4:06:10 AM
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Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.


Im a piece of shit so I guess its ok
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DocileOrangeCup
11/27/18 4:06:21 AM
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Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.

For a good reason from the looks of this topic tbh.
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pegusus123456
11/27/18 4:13:16 AM
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V-E-G-Y-
11/27/18 6:30:00 AM
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ghostmess
11/27/18 8:39:29 AM
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Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.

Is this supposed to mean anything? Do you consider disabled people to be lower in status than healthy people?

This topic is fucking disgusting
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_Lyonidias
11/27/18 8:39:59 AM
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ghostmess posted...
Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.

Is this supposed to mean anything? Do you consider disabled people to be lower in status than healthy people?

This topic is fucking disgusting

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spikethedevil
11/27/18 8:43:56 AM
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ghostmess posted...
Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.

Is this supposed to mean anything? Do you consider disabled people to be lower in status than healthy people?

This topic is fucking disgusting

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Dyinglegacy
11/27/18 8:49:02 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
ghostmess posted...
Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.

Is this supposed to mean anything? Do you consider disabled people to be lower in status than healthy people?

This topic is fucking disgusting


Unfortunately, people who have some sort of infirmity are typically seen as inferior. Whether it be a physical or mental infirmity.
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Lordgold666
11/27/18 9:04:09 AM
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Bang her lazy vagene and bum
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omega cookie
11/27/18 9:08:30 AM
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Should have asked her if she ever rolls to the bottom of stairs just to shake her fist at her mortal enemy.
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SailorGoon
11/27/18 9:09:37 AM
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I mean, to be fair to TC... That is something one should disclose. For all we know, TC could have an extremely active lifestyle that just isn't very accommodating for her.

It's perfectly fine to not date someone because of that. No different than people eliminating someone because of height, weight, etc.

So long as they aren't rude about it, you shouldn't demonize someone for having preferences about who they want to date.

With that being said, TC you did come off as a dick.
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Sad_Face
11/27/18 9:11:14 AM
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ghostmess posted...
Irony posted...
You got rejected by someone in a wheelchair.

Is this supposed to mean anything? Do you consider disabled people to be lower in status than healthy people?

This topic is fucking disgusting

I'll be honest, absolutely. We all know there's a hierarchy where the more attractive you are, the more you can get away with. Also,

Perfection > Imperfection
Convenience > Inconvenience
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soulunison2
11/27/18 11:31:45 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
I mean, to be fair to TC... That is something one should disclose. For all we know, TC could have an extremely active lifestyle that just isn't very accommodating for her.

It's perfectly fine to not date someone because of that. No different than people eliminating someone because of height, weight, etc.

So long as they aren't rude about it, you shouldn't demonize someone for having preferences about who they want to date.

With that being said, TC you did come off as a dick.


Youre not wrong
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soulunison2
11/27/18 6:57:14 PM
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when do i call her a bitch
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