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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:17:59 PM
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Thought it was a hemorrhoid, which Ive dealt with 3 years ago. But it was a pimple. That's a new one for me. Not very comfortable. Better than a hemorrhoid tho, so finding a pimple was actually the good news.

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Vyrulisse
11/26/18 12:18:29 PM
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krazychao5
11/26/18 12:18:43 PM
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How do you know it was a pimple?

My butthole is hurting right now, idk what it is.
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Guide
11/26/18 12:19:04 PM
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Pop it. Squeeze it. Force blood out until nothing left can be drained. Tell me of your pain in exquisite detail.

Also maybe shower more.
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LordMarshal
11/26/18 12:19:23 PM
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You mom did too.

I popped it.
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Kitt
11/26/18 12:21:42 PM
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There's only one way to get rid of it, TC.
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solosnake
11/26/18 12:22:50 PM
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Its probably not a pimple
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:23:33 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
How do you know it was a pimple?

My butthole is hurting right now, idk what it is.


Examination >_>. It had a white tip on the bump. In my personal experience a hemorrhoid looked way different. And it feels different. It's sensitive but doesn't have some the extra sensations a hemorrhoid had. Pretty sure hemorrhoids kind of burn at times.
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PhazonReborn
11/26/18 12:24:14 PM
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That isn't a pimple...
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:24:21 PM
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Kitt posted...
There's only one way to get rid of it, TC.


I tried popping it. Couldn't get a good angle but I squeezed the shit out if it. A hemorrhoid would of hurt waaaay more to squeeze like that
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bnui_ransder
11/26/18 12:25:10 PM
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Could be a number of things.

I would at least get it examined if possible
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:25:33 PM
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It's a pimple until you guys hit me with some knowledge. I don't listen to naysayers with no theories of their own.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:26:16 PM
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bnui_ransder posted...
Could be a number of things.

I would at least get it examined if possible


Nope. My hemorrhoid went away on its own and this isn't nearly as bad. It also already feels better than 2 days ago
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solosnake
11/26/18 12:27:45 PM
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Did you receive anal sex TC?
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:28:16 PM
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solosnake posted...
Did you receive anal sex TC?


Not that I know of.
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PowerMang
11/26/18 12:33:41 PM
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Assuming it's a boil of some kind, no big deal.

Soak in an Epsom salt bath, hope it pops and then call me tomorrow with an update ;)
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 12:34:50 PM
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PowerMang posted...
Assuming it's a boil of some kind, no big deal.

Soak in an Epsom salt bath, hope it pops and then call me tomorrow with an update ;)


Hmm. Never personally dealt with a boil. That's a fresh take for me. Ill call you tomorrow regardless of what happens tho
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PhazonReborn
11/26/18 1:18:08 PM
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If it hurts really fucking bad, it's an abscess, and I wish you good fortune on the wars to come
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 1:20:17 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
If it hurts really fucking bad, it's an abscess, and I wish you good fortune on the wars to come


It's already getting less irritating. Im not worried

*Alien hatches out the inside of my asshole*
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smoke_break
11/26/18 1:25:42 PM
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I have a pimple there too. I assume it's from wiping too hard or something. I should get of checked out, maybe.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 1:29:36 PM
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smoke_break posted...
I have a pimple there too. I assume it's from wiping too hard or something. I should get of checked out, maybe.


How long has it been? As someone who constantly sees Doctors Ive always felt people cry wolf way more than necessary. Ive had so many symptoms just go away on their own. If it's been longer than a week it would probably be more reasonable. My hemorrhoid lasted more than a week and I could visually see it easily, but it just went away. I had to take a plane flight with it cause I wanted to be close to my doctor just in case it got worse. I was in Cali when I got it and I live in Michigan >_<
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codey
11/26/18 1:31:08 PM
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Ingrown butthole hair maybe?
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TheOlJollyRoger
11/26/18 1:31:38 PM
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Its a poo compacted cyst bro
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 1:33:21 PM
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codey posted...
Ingrown butthole hair maybe?


Maybe.

TheOlJollyRoger posted...
Its a poo compacted cyst bro


Huh. I wipe and take showers after my poops and spray water up into my booty butthole
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krazychao5
11/26/18 1:56:07 PM
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What kind of doctor do you see for these things?
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 2:01:34 PM
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krazychao5 posted...
What kind of doctor do you see for these things?


No idea. Ive been to doctors for stomach problems a lot but not specifically for my booty butthole. Though some tests involved my booty butthole
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Colorahdo
11/26/18 2:04:14 PM
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Look up pilonidal cyst
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Lost_All_Senses
11/26/18 2:05:34 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
Look up pilonidal cyst


I don't play that game. You guys seem to like ignoring when I say it's healing on its own. "Naw bro, look at images of way more fucked up shit so you can freak out about nothing"
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Vyrulisse
11/26/18 3:23:21 PM
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