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assassinCrash
11/21/18 11:44:19 PM
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Topic. I forgot to mention that you can't pray for harm on others cause that's a sin.
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cmiller4642
11/21/18 11:45:10 PM
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1 billion dollars

Im an atheist
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Metua
11/21/18 11:45:17 PM
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Money.

Some prayers shouldn't be answered.
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s0nicfan
11/21/18 11:45:33 PM
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Error1355
11/21/18 11:45:36 PM
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Metua posted...
Money.

Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:46:23 PM
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does praying only work for me? either way I'd choose the supplication
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:47:22 PM
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Hairistotle posted...

i dont need ppl wishing me dead just cuz of my beliefs

Metua posted...
Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

wishes are not prayers
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ImmatureContent
11/21/18 11:48:28 PM
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If people were only allowed to pray for positive things... but that isn't how it would go down. People are fucked up. they'd be praying for terrible shit to happen to each other. No thanks. I'll take the cash.
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:49:17 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
If people were only allowed to pray for positive things... but that isn't how it would go down. People are fucked up. they'd be praying for terrible shit to happen to each other. No thanks. I'll take the cash.

it's not really a prayer to wish, and I'll reiterate that, WISH harm on others
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ImmatureContent
11/21/18 11:49:34 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
Hairistotle posted...

i dont need ppl wishing me dead just cuz of my beliefs

Metua posted...
Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

wishes are not prayers

They pretty much are. What do you call it when you ask the magical sky genie for stuff?
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_Rinku_
11/21/18 11:50:25 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Metua posted...
Money.

Some prayers shouldn't be answered.
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:50:27 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Hairistotle posted...

i dont need ppl wishing me dead just cuz of my beliefs

Metua posted...
Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

wishes are not prayers

They pretty much are. What do you call it when you ask the magical sky genie for stuff?

a wish is a selfish desire. prayer is begging a deity for relief and aid
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ImmatureContent
11/21/18 11:52:06 PM
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Maybe that is what prayers should be, but that is not how they are exclusively used in practice.
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:52:28 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
Maybe that is what prayers should be, but that is not how they are exclusively used in practice.

then it's not really a prayer imo
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MrFingers07
11/21/18 11:53:56 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Hairistotle posted...

i dont need ppl wishing me dead just cuz of my beliefs

Metua posted...
Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

wishes are not prayers

They pretty much are. What do you call it when you ask the magical sky genie for stuff?

a wish is a selfish desire. prayer is begging a deity for relief and aid

Not really tbh, like I could wish that catboy0_0 lives a happy and successful life. Like that wish isn't a selfish desire.
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Anteaterking
11/21/18 11:55:32 PM
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Prayers don't have a 0% chance of "working" even if you aren't religious or at least not in any sense where they would ascribe a 50/50 chance of working in the alternative.
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:55:57 PM
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MrFingers07 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Hairistotle posted...

i dont need ppl wishing me dead just cuz of my beliefs

Metua posted...
Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

wishes are not prayers

They pretty much are. What do you call it when you ask the magical sky genie for stuff?

a wish is a selfish desire. prayer is begging a deity for relief and aid

Not really tbh, like I could wish that catboy0_0 lives a happy and successful life. Like that wish isn't a selfish desire.

sorry, I meant a wish could be selfish or not. prayer is communion with a god and if we are to believe Christianity is not about honoring selfish "prayers", how can you say it's really a prayer?
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_Rinku_
11/21/18 11:58:20 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
MrFingers07 posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
Hairistotle posted...

i dont need ppl wishing me dead just cuz of my beliefs

Metua posted...
Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

wishes are not prayers

They pretty much are. What do you call it when you ask the magical sky genie for stuff?

a wish is a selfish desire. prayer is begging a deity for relief and aid

Not really tbh, like I could wish that catboy0_0 lives a happy and successful life. Like that wish isn't a selfish desire.

sorry, I meant a wish could be selfish or not. prayer is communion with a god and if we are to believe Christianity is not about honoring selfish "prayers", how can you say it's really a prayer?

Someone could make an objectively bad prayer that they legitimately don't view as selfish.
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thronedfire2
11/21/18 11:58:23 PM
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if I take the 50/50 and a woman screams 'god fuck the shit out of me' during sex does it have a 50% chance of making her poop?
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ImmatureContent
11/21/18 11:58:47 PM
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Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 11:59:31 PM
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ImmatureContent posted...
Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?

what if their enemies are legitimately bad though
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codey
11/21/18 11:59:39 PM
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My prayers or everybody's? I can't have just any schmuck praying I'm dead or my money goes away, so I'm taking the money and running.
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assassinCrash
11/22/18 12:00:50 AM
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codey posted...
My prayers or everybody's? I can't have just any schmuck praying I'm dead or my money goes away, so I'm taking the money and running.


You can override the prayer by praying to always be safe
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ImmatureContent
11/22/18 12:00:51 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?

what if their enemies are legitimately bad though

In what world do you live in? Things aren't black and white. It is not always good vs evil. Both sides pray. Both sides think they are right.
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DarkTransient
11/22/18 12:00:59 AM
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Money.

The "no harmful prayers" thing is probably too easy to loophole, eg. just pray for yourself to gain whatever would be needed to inflict harm, pray for immunity from consequences, etc. If you get a few other people to pray for it too, you're almost guaranteed to have success - you'd need only 7 people for less than a 1% chance of it failing.
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assassinCrash
11/22/18 12:02:38 AM
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It would basically turn everything into a war of prayers
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catboy0_0
11/22/18 12:04:40 AM
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ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?

what if their enemies are legitimately bad though

In what world do you live in? Things aren't black and white. It is not always good vs evil. Both sides pray. Both sides think they are right.

you should have stuck with the immaturecontent posting gimmick. it was pretty good
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Vicious_Dios
11/22/18 12:06:38 AM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Error1355 posted...
Metua posted...
Money.

Some prayers shouldn't be answered.

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ImmatureContent
11/22/18 12:08:30 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?

what if their enemies are legitimately bad though

In what world do you live in? Things aren't black and white. It is not always good vs evil. Both sides pray. Both sides think they are right.

you should have stuck with the immaturecontent posting gimmick. it was pretty good

I've never had a gimmick. I am perfectly capable of being serious or absurd at any given moment.
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catboy0_0
11/22/18 12:09:50 AM
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ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?

what if their enemies are legitimately bad though

In what world do you live in? Things aren't black and white. It is not always good vs evil. Both sides pray. Both sides think they are right.

you should have stuck with the immaturecontent posting gimmick. it was pretty good

I've never had a gimmick. I am perfectly capable of being serious or absurd at any given moment.

well from what I saw you started out that way lol
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ImmatureContent
11/22/18 12:14:20 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
ImmatureContent posted...
Christianity isn't the only religion. Do you not think warriors praying to Ares were praying for the power to murder their enemies?

what if their enemies are legitimately bad though

In what world do you live in? Things aren't black and white. It is not always good vs evil. Both sides pray. Both sides think they are right.

you should have stuck with the immaturecontent posting gimmick. it was pretty good

I've never had a gimmick. I am perfectly capable of being serious or absurd at any given moment.

well from what I saw you started out that way lol

Was probably just my mood that day. I often find joking about things doesn't work as well these days, though. So many people say legitimately crazy stuff when they are being serious that no one can tell when you are actually joking.
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Kazi1212
11/22/18 12:14:40 AM
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Prayer comes from a place of humility, wishes come from a place of entitlement. Theyre not the same, Im gonna go with the prayers coming true
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catboy0_0
11/22/18 12:56:46 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Prayer comes from a place of humility, wishes come from a place of entitlement. Theyre not the same, Im gonna go with the prayers coming true

this
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