Current Events > Technically, there is no proof that Jesus was human.

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DarkTransient
11/21/18 8:53:57 PM
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Y'all talk about people misrepresenting what human race he was, but for all we know he could've been a duck.
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Irony
11/21/18 8:54:23 PM
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Well Saint Peter was a rabbit
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LimboTraveller
11/21/18 9:05:08 PM
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how the fuck do you crucify a duck?
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Amesang
11/21/18 9:11:43 PM
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So if he's a duck, then he weighs as much as a duck, which means
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the_dracolich
11/21/18 9:17:50 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
how the fuck do you crucify a duck?


Very carefully
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DarkTransient
11/21/18 10:11:08 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
how the duck do you crucify a duck?

FTFY
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SpiralDrift
11/21/18 10:12:12 PM
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Yeah, he could have been a furry for all we know. That whole lamb of god thing.
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au_gold
11/21/18 10:13:17 PM
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He isn't human. He is bread.
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Sonicblack35
11/21/18 10:15:27 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
how the fuck do you crucify a duck?


With a very tiny cross
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bulletproofvita
11/21/18 10:19:15 PM
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** backs out of topic..
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catboy0_0
11/21/18 10:20:05 PM
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there's also no proof that what we have in the history books is actually fact and not fabricated lies spun by the victors
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DarkTransient
11/22/18 2:31:42 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
there's also no proof that what we have in the history books is actually fact and not fabricated lies spun by the victors


Who might also have been ducks.
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ScazarMeltex
11/22/18 2:32:49 PM
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There is also no evidence that he even existed.
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SSJCAT
11/22/18 2:33:01 PM
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:o
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Zikten
11/22/18 2:33:15 PM
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according to Prometheus wasn't Jesus an alien?
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Muffinz0rz
11/22/18 2:33:58 PM
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Is there even proof that Jesus existed at all?
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DarkTransient
11/22/18 2:34:47 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Is there even proof that Jesus existed at all?


No, but shhh. My point is more interesting.
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Zikten
11/22/18 2:35:37 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Is there even proof that Jesus existed at all?

not exactly

all we have is like 2nd or 3rd hand written accounts. there really isn't any solid proof he was real. and it doesn't help that most or all of the written accounts are written like a whole generation or more after it happened. I don't think there is actually any written accounts from someone who was actually alive when he was supposed to be around. it's all from people born, years after he died.
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Foppe
11/22/18 2:36:28 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Is there even proof that Jesus existed at all?

The historical evidence for Jesus of Nazareth is both long-established and widespread. Within a few decades of his supposed lifetime, he is mentioned by Jewish and Roman historians, as well as by dozens of Christian writings. Compare that with, for example, King Arthur, who supposedly lived around AD500. The major historical source for events of that time does not even mention Arthur, and he is first referred to 300 or 400 years after he is supposed to have lived. The evidence for Jesus is not limited to later folklore, as are accounts of Arthur.
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