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DarkTransient
11/19/18 8:28:05 PM
#1:


Take it or leave it? - Results (16 votes)
Take it
43.75% (7 votes)
7
Leave it
56.25% (9 votes)
9
If you're currently in Canada, you have to leave before you can take the deal. Once you take it, if any part of your body that's still attached to you ends up in Canada, you instantly drop dead.

Also the $1000 is in Canadian dollars.
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assassinCrash
11/19/18 8:31:47 PM
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No
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a-c-a-b
11/19/18 8:37:51 PM
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I have no great love for Canada but it's where I live. You'll have to offer me a bit more than that to leave and never come back.
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frozenshock
11/19/18 8:39:29 PM
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Well, sure. I'll just buy myself a nice island in the caribbean and live like a king with that money. Why would I want to return to Canada?
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PhazonReborn
11/19/18 8:39:53 PM
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Why the fuck would I want to go to fucking Cuckanada?
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frozenshock
11/19/18 8:58:50 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Why the fuck would I want to go to fucking Cuckanada?


Cuz if you get an ingrown toenail it won't cost you 500,000 bucks to get it fixed
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Vita_Aeterna
11/19/18 9:00:43 PM
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It's going to take $5m minimum.
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UnfairRepresent
11/21/18 2:59:49 PM
#9:


You'd have to pay me $1,000 to go to Canada
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EscapeFromHell
11/21/18 3:02:21 PM
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Fuck that. Canada is an amazing place and $1000 (in Canadian money, nice touch btw) is nothing in the grand scheme of things.
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electricbugs2
11/21/18 3:02:28 PM
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Spooking posted...
The only problem I have with this is that one day I want to go on a bike tour to Alaska and I would need to go through Canada to do it. Hmm...

As a Canadian, Seattle to Ketchikan by cruise. Bypasses my weed happy province entirely.
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vocedelmorte
11/21/18 3:03:57 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I have no great love for Canada but it's where I live. You'll have to offer me a bit more than that to leave and never come back.
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