Poll of the Day > You decide to destroy the Earth using a giant microwave oven

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TheWorstPoster
11/19/18 5:16:46 PM
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You construct a gigantic microwave oven, large enough to put the Earth in. You capture the Earth in orbit, and then you close the door, and set it to microwave for 5 days.

How screwed is the planet?
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CacciatoPart3
11/19/18 5:18:35 PM
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Would you be involved in the labor? As in, actually exchanging services for financial compensation?
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SKARDAVNELNATE
11/19/18 7:18:06 PM
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Unfortunately the size of the oven didn't account for the orbit of the moon. Now it won't stay powered on because the latch on the door is broken. I suppose I could still orient it to block the sun instead using one of the 5 out of 6 side that are opaque.
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GasMonkey
11/19/18 7:21:25 PM
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just because the "oven" is large doesnt make micro waves any bigger. i would think it would only warm the oceans and lakes a bit in that time.
but get a job, its been 10 years nathan
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TheWorstPoster
11/22/18 5:50:31 PM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Unfortunately the size of the oven didn't account for the orbit of the moon. Now it won't stay powered on because the latch on the door is broken. I suppose I could still orient it to block the sun instead using one of the 5 out of 6 side that are opaque.


It will still be smaller than the orbit radius of the Moon, meaning no collision would occur.
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Kyuubi4269
11/22/18 5:58:19 PM
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Fine, the atmosphere eats the new waves and almost all the sun's waves through the microwave door.
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