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im a very godly man. i love god. no one loves god more than me. im more godly than the pope
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Republicans are a joke. A big joke! Do you remember? Remember, the republicans spent the entire primaries, the entire primaries, the whole thing, trying to tear me down. Now they worship me! You cant trust them.
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The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences!

He actually said this
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I'm a Democrat. The biggest Democrat there is. And nobody loves the Democrats more than me. I love them all. Clinton, Obama, Pelosi, they're great. I've worked with all of them. And they all say I'm the best.
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Many people are saying that pollution is bad, very bad. But the Democrats, and believe me, I know some of these people--they are the ones who asked me to speak, but now it's a bad thing. Very bad. I tell you, the orange crops--and I know a thing or two about picking oranges because my uncle--great man, by the way, very, very great man, and smart, too--my uncle, he used to own a fishery in New Jersey, but it was bought out by investors from China. Very smart, China. Very smart; it was a good deal--huge deal--and I know a thing or two about good deals, just ask Sean Hannity. But my uncle sold his fishery--and the Democrats will tell you it was a scam, but where was Hillary when the packages were being delivered?
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jpenny2 posted...

Many people are saying that pollution is bad, very bad. But the Democrats, and believe me, I know some of these people--they are the ones who asked me to speak, but now it's a bad thing. Very bad. I tell you, the orange crops--and I know a thing or two about picking oranges because my uncle--great man, by the way, very, very great man, and smart, too--my uncle, he used to own a fishery in New Jersey, but it was bought out by investors from China. Very smart, China. Very smart; it was a good deal--huge deal--and I know a thing or two about good deals, just ask Sean Hannity. But my uncle sold his fishery--and the Democrats will tell you it was a scam, but where was Hillary when the packages were being delivered?

this actually sounds exactly like him.
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Look, having nuclear my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart you know, if youre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Im one of the smartest people anywhere in the world its true! but when youre a conservative Republican they try oh, do they do a number thats why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because were a little disadvantaged but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me it would have been so easy, and its not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whats going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? but when you look at whats going on with the four prisoners now it used to be three, now its four but when it was three and even now, I would have said its all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they dont, they havent figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, its gonna take them about another 150 years but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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