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SomeLikeItHoth
11/19/18 1:19:54 AM
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He's got to be like 200.
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Rika_Furude
11/19/18 1:22:52 AM
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Irony
11/19/18 1:27:34 AM
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Old as shit
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DrizztLink
11/19/18 1:28:03 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth
11/19/18 1:38:52 AM
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I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.
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Blighboy
11/19/18 1:43:55 AM
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589 years according to google.

SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.

Probably. There's also a lot of sexism. It's not really dwelled on.
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jpenny2
11/19/18 1:53:39 AM
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He hasn't been a Geodude for a long time.
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action52
11/19/18 2:00:13 AM
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Blighboy posted...
589 years according to google.

SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.

Probably. There's also a lot of sexism. It's not really dwelled on.

I mean the guy literally grew up in Victorian England. I'd say he's fairly "woke" relative to that but obviously there's a lot of problematic stuff in his works.
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Sativa_Rose
11/19/18 2:07:56 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.


What the fuck? No.
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Esrac
11/19/18 2:14:02 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.


What the fuck? No.


#OrcLivesMatter
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DrizztLink
11/19/18 4:58:37 AM
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Esrac posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.


What the fuck? No.


#OrcLivesMatter

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008Zulu
11/19/18 5:02:45 AM
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I think he was about 120 when Frodo got the Ring off him.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/19/18 5:03:19 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.


What the fuck? No.

Uh, yeah. For one, the dwarves are basically Jews who mine.
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Sativa_Rose
11/19/18 5:10:06 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.


What the fuck? No.

Uh, yeah. For one, the dwarves are basically Jews who mine.


Jews? wtf? Total nonsense.
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jumi
11/19/18 5:13:59 AM
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jpenny2 posted...
He hasn't been a Geodude for a long time.


*slow clap*
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/19/18 5:15:27 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.


What the fuck? No.

Uh, yeah. For one, the dwarves are basically Jews who mine.


Jews? wtf? Total nonsense.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_(Middle-earth)

It maybe wasn't racist in his mind, but by his own admission Tolkien was strongly influenced by Hebrew culture and history when creating the Khazad.
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MakoReizei
11/19/18 5:21:26 AM
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action52 posted...
Blighboy posted...
589 years according to google.

SomeLikeItHoth posted...
I also feel like there must be so much racism in the LOTR universe.

Probably. There's also a lot of sexism. It's not really dwelled on.

I mean the guy literally grew up in Victorian England. I'd say he's fairly "woke" relative to that but obviously there's a lot of problematic stuff in his works.

tumblr ruined the word problematic
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/19/18 5:27:29 AM
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I always was both a little jealous of and a little afraid for Aragorn. On their wedding night, Arwen was a 2,778 year old virgin, who, given that there's no evidence elves take longer to mature (i.e. they aren't children for decades, they age normally but slow down greatly at adulthood), had been an adult for roughly 2,757 years, and was basically a princess in a medieval setting. LOT of built-up tension there. I'm surprised Aragorn survived the night. ^_^
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008Zulu
11/20/18 2:17:30 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
I'm surprised Aragorn survived the night. ^_^

Perhaps long life isn't the only thing the Dnedain are blessed with?
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