Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend accidentially gets duplicated. What do you do?

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UnfairRepresent 11/18/18 3:36:59 PM #1:	A lab one day is experimenting with illegal teleportation technology. Planning to teleport an apple 2 feet to the right. Their experiment goes haywire causing their technology to break down and explode but not before firing a transportation beam accidentially out of a window and into the street. The beam is moments away from hitting you in the back of the head when suddenly a big black British man called Wesley shouts out "LOOK OUT BRUV! Fucken Lasers bruv!" which causes you to turn round in surprise and makes the beam miss you by inches. However your girlfriend isn't so lucky and the beam hits her in the chest. Your girlfriend then vanishes for half a second before it "teleports" her about 2 feet to the right. However instead of just rematerializing her 2 feet to the right. She is duplicated and materializes both in her original location and 2 feet to the right at the same time. Both are identical in everyway with the same knowledge, memories and experience and neither is more or less "the real one" than the other. How do you react? How do you think they would react? What do you do? What do you think would happen? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912625389] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>A lab one day is experimenting with illegal teleportation technology. Planning to teleport an apple 2 feet to the right. Their experiment goes haywire causing their technology to break down and explode but not before firing a transportation beam accidentially out of a window and into the street. The beam is moments away from hitting you in the back of the head when suddenly a big black British man called Wesley shouts out "LOOK OUT BRUV! Fucken Lasers bruv!" which causes you to turn round in surprise and makes the beam miss you by inches. However your girlfriend isn't so lucky and the beam hits her in the chest. Your girlfriend then vanishes for half a second before it "teleports" her about 2 feet to the right. However instead of just rematerializing her 2 feet to the right. She is duplicated and materializes both in her original location and 2 feet to the right at the same time. Both are identical in everyway with the same knowledge, memories and experience and neither is more or less "the real one" than the other. How do you react? How do you think they would react? What do you do? What do you think would happen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 11/18/18 3:37:17 PM #2:	I don't know what I would do with an extra hand --- A thousand eyes, and one. <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:912625404] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>I don't know what I would do with an extra hand</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicKingdom_ 11/18/18 3:37:24 PM #3:	Bang em both? --- @GameFAQs moderators: https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted [p:912625407] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Bang em both?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shokan_warrior 11/18/18 3:38:55 PM #5:	Threesome --- never don't give up <cite>shokan_warrior posted [p:912625488] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Threesome</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 11/18/18 3:44:46 PM #6:	wellp wesley just saved my life and now it looks like i have a way to repay him --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:912625772] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>wellp wesley just saved my life and now it looks like i have a way to repay him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 11/18/18 3:47:22 PM #7:	Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias <cite>smoliske posted [p:912625935] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bruce_Somali 11/18/18 3:48:04 PM #8:	What is this guys deal? He makes the stupidest topics I've ever seen, this shit is literally the kind of nonsense my nephews come up with while playing the "what if" game. But they're between 5-12 Is their excuse. Like seriously, I do not understand the point of these topics. "You wake up with hot dogs for hands, WAT DOO U DUE?!?!?" --- Look at me. I'm the Dragon now. <cite>Bruce_Somali posted [p:912625981] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>What is this guys deal? He makes the stupidest topics I've ever seen, this shit is literally the kind of nonsense my nephews come up with while playing the "what if" game. But they're between 5-12 Is their excuse. Like seriously, I do not understand the point of these topics. "You wake up with hot dogs for hands, WAT DOO U DUE?!?!?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Super Saiyan 3 Goku 11/18/18 3:49:04 PM #9:	smoliske posted... Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias According to Calvin and Hobbes, that'll lead to nothing but trouble. --- When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius <cite>Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted [p:912626029] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias</quote> According to Calvin and Hobbes, that'll lead to nothing but trouble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 11/18/18 3:49:47 PM #10:	I guess we'll take turns taking the middle snuggle spot. Very emotionally volatile situation, but on the plus side we'll be able to do that thing where two people kiss the person in the middle's cheeks and their lips squish together. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:912626070] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>I guess we'll take turns taking the middle snuggle spot. Very emotionally volatile situation, but on the plus side we'll be able to do that thing where two people kiss the person in the middle's cheeks and their lips squish together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 11/18/18 3:50:25 PM #11:	Bruce_Somali posted... Like seriously, I do not understand the point of these topics. "You wake up with hot dogs for hands, WAT DOO U DUE?!?!?" eat my hands --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:912626111] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bruce_Somali posted...</cite> <quote>Like seriously, I do not understand the point of these topics. "You wake up with hot dogs for hands, WAT DOO U DUE?!?!?" </quote> eat my hands</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 11/18/18 3:52:09 PM #12:	Tbqh, she'll probably leave me and start dating her self. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:912626199] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Tbqh, she'll probably leave me and start dating her self.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MelzezDoor 11/18/18 3:53:10 PM #13:	Separate the two of them permanently lest I become a loner again --- https://imgur.com/ARaZB2G https://imgur.com/LvEUiSl <cite>MelzezDoor posted [p:912626257] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Separate the two of them permanently lest I become a loner again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 11/18/18 3:53:22 PM #14:	dealing with one other person's bullshit is almost too much already. I don't think I could handle having one more. --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:912626269] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>dealing with one other person's bullshit is almost too much already. I don't think I could handle having one more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sabram 11/18/18 3:56:12 PM #15:	Would be fun, the only problem would be more logistical than anything, like explaining to my landlord why there's suddenly another person living in my apartment, but it's the same person. --- Monster Hunter Fanatic, Diablo Slayer, Senechal of Gran Soren Switch Friend Code: SW-1661-1393-5330 PSN: Sabram <cite>Sabram posted [p:912626414] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Would be fun, the only problem would be more logistical than anything, like explaining to my landlord why there's suddenly another person living in my apartment, but it's the same person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 11/18/18 3:56:30 PM #16:	My wife and I already talked about it, as a hypothetical of course. And the consensus was that Im married to both of them. Since I have a more active sex drive, if one is in the mood and one isnt I can always have sex with that one, and if they are both in the mood, its a threesome. They would both work to increase our houses income. And Id be able to tell them apart because they would have different hair colors and one would change her name. --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:912626429] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>My wife and I already talked about it, as a hypothetical of course. And the consensus was that Im married to both of them. Since I have a more active sex drive, if one is in the mood and one isnt I can always have sex with that one, and if they are both in the mood, its a threesome. They would both work to increase our houses income. And Id be able to tell them apart because they would have different hair colors and one would change her name.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 11/18/18 3:59:24 PM #17:	encourage my girlfriend(s) to use this to their own advantage. having two selves would be f*ing sick. double the productivity. or the same amount of productivity with more downtime. --- https://imgur.com/Iv5fRLt <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:912626583] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>encourage my girlfriend(s) to use this to their own advantage. having two selves would be f*ing sick. double the productivity. or the same amount of productivity with more downtime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/18/18 4:05:05 PM #18:	HighOnSolar posted... wellp wesley just saved my life Well that's debatable. If the beam hit you, that would have made a duplicate of you. But would you have died and 2 new different "yous" been created? How philosophical --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912626917] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>HighOnSolar posted...</cite> <quote>wellp wesley just saved my life</quote> Well that's debatable. If the beam hit you, that would have made a duplicate of you. But would you have died and 2 new different "yous" been created? How philosophical</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 11/18/18 4:07:05 PM #19:	2x0=? <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:912627051] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>2x0=?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
edededdy 11/18/18 4:07:54 PM #20:	@Duncanwii --- Voted best user on CE 2017 hahahahah lmfao <cite>edededdy posted [p:912627100] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>@Duncanwii</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/18/18 4:07:56 PM #21:	Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:912627104] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 11/18/18 4:45:18 PM #22:	Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted... smoliske posted... Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias According to Calvin and Hobbes, that'll lead to nothing but trouble. I'll need a link to that particular comic <cite>smoliske posted [p:912629216] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias</quote> According to Calvin and Hobbes, that'll lead to nothing but trouble.</quote> I'll need a link to that particular comic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 11/18/18 4:49:03 PM #23:	i mean, as amazing of a situation that it could possibly be cuz it's my girlfriend... ..it really wouldn't be that situation at all after a few days. i mean, once the reality of having another one of you alive kicks in, life would start going in so many crazy directions not only for myself and her/them, but really everyone in the world. this would definitely spiral off into a future that we couldn't possibly predict, especially if this technology kept getting better and better --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:912629398] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>i mean, as amazing of a situation that it could possibly be cuz it's my girlfriend... ..it really wouldn't be that situation at all after a few days. i mean, once the reality of having another one of you alive kicks in, life would start going in so many crazy directions not only for myself and her/them, but really everyone in the world. this would definitely spiral off into a future that we couldn't possibly predict, especially if this technology kept getting better and better</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 11/18/18 4:49:27 PM #24:	3some time --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:912629423] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>3some time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 11/18/18 4:53:41 PM #26:	3way obviously --- https://imgur.com/ji9KF3f https://imgur.com/p3G1Hvd http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:912629652] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>3way obviously</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/18/18 4:55:45 PM #27:	Guerrilla Soldier posted... especially if this technology kept getting better and better The technology exploded --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912629769] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted...</cite> <quote>especially if this technology kept getting better and better</quote> The technology exploded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 11/18/18 4:57:11 PM #28:	0 2 = 0 <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:912629839] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>0 2 = 0</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/18/18 6:44:30 PM #29:	Mistere Man posted... Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands. I don't get it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912635678] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands.</quote> I don't get it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 11/18/18 6:49:29 PM #30:	myfetish <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:912635958] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>myfetish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 11/18/18 6:49:53 PM #31:	UnfairRepresent posted... Mistere Man posted... Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands. I don't get it of course you don't lmao <cite>smoliske posted [p:912635986] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands.</quote> I don't get it</quote> of course you don't lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alt_no_1_loves 11/18/18 6:53:08 PM #32:	The only ethical thing to do here is break up with the girlfriend/s and then date Wesley. --- sig poll: buzz cola or duff beer 1 - 1 thus far (after like 2 years) <cite>alt_no_1_loves posted [p:912636167] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>The only ethical thing to do here is break up with the girlfriend/s and then date Wesley.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 11/18/18 6:57:22 PM #33:	There's only one thing that should be done: mnage trois. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:912636410] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>There's only one thing that should be done: mnage trois.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Lyonidias 11/18/18 9:20:30 PM #34:	smoliske posted... Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias --- she's a killer queen uwu; the user formerly known as joestarrr <cite>_Lyonidias posted [p:912645019] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Make the duplicate go to work and school so I can spend more time with the original. @_Lyonidias</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/18/18 10:01:41 PM #35:	UnfairRepresent posted... Mistere Man posted... Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands. I don't get it Afro Samurai joke. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:912647473] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands.</quote> I don't get it</quote> Afro Samurai joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/19/18 3:06:46 AM #36:	Mistere Man posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Mistere Man posted... Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands. I don't get it Afro Samurai joke. I don't watch anime --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912659859] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands.</quote> I don't get it</quote> Afro Samurai joke.</quote> I don't watch anime</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/19/18 3:09:21 AM #37:	UnfairRepresent posted... Mistere Man posted... UnfairRepresent posted... Mistere Man posted... Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands. I don't get it Afro Samurai joke. I don't watch anime To each their own. Justice was ~~a guy with three arms for the record~~ --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:912659910] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Change my name to Justice and start collecting numbered headbands.</quote> I don't get it</quote> Afro Samurai joke.</quote> I don't watch anime</quote> To each their own. Justice was a guy with three arms for the record</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 11/19/18 3:09:22 AM #38:	Call MIT and tell them to send some scientists ASAP because I just discovered cloning. --- [This signature was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator] <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:912659911] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Call MIT and tell them to send some scientists ASAP because I just discovered cloning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 11/19/18 3:16:55 AM #39:	prince_leo posted... Bruce_Somali posted... Like seriously, I do not understand the point of these topics. "You wake up with hot dogs for hands, WAT DOO U DUE?!?!?" eat my hands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMNaTApbo8E" data-time=" --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:912660102] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bruce_Somali posted...</cite> <quote>Like seriously, I do not understand the point of these topics. "You wake up with hot dogs for hands, WAT DOO U DUE?!?!?" </quote> eat my hands</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMNaTApbo8E" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 11/19/18 3:18:13 AM #40:	0 x 2 = 0 What now? <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:912660144] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>0 x 2 = 0 What now?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/19/18 6:06:11 AM #41:	do_ob_tpkillr posted... 0 x 2 = 0 What now? You look up "Hypothetical" in the dictionary since you obviously weren't raised well. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912663277] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>0 x 2 = 0 What now?</quote> You look up "Hypothetical" in the dictionary since you obviously weren't raised well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/20/18 2:50:18 PM #42:	Bump. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912747203] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/21/18 4:01:37 PM #43:	Sativa_Rose posted... Call MIT and tell them to send some scientists ASAP because I just discovered cloning. Good luck with that. "Hey MIT, I just discovered cloning!" "Okay how does it work?" "I have no idea. I just saw it happen once." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:912809265] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Call MIT and tell them to send some scientists ASAP because I just discovered cloning.</quote> Good luck with that. "Hey MIT, I just discovered cloning!" "Okay how does it work?" "I have no idea. I just saw it happen once."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 11/21/18 8:31:06 PM #44:	UnfairRepresent posted... Sativa_Rose posted... Call MIT and tell them to send some scientists ASAP because I just discovered cloning. Good luck with that. "Hey MIT, I just discovered cloning!" "Okay how does it work?" "I have no idea. I just saw it happen once." Steven Hawking (rip) I call it a Hawking hole. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:912822901] in Hypothetic... [t:77214941]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Call MIT and tell them to send some scientists ASAP because I just discovered cloning.</quote> Good luck with that. "Hey MIT, I just discovered cloning!" "Okay how does it work?" "I have no idea. I just saw it happen once."</quote> Steven Hawking (rip) I call it a Hawking hole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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