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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
11/18/18 8:12:56 AM
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I literally just woke up from a dream. I was in my bedroom, when I heard something fall and hit the floor with a soft thump. I looked and it was some kind of...thing. I thought it was a bug, so I went and got a can of Raid, then sprayed it. As I did, I noticed there was another one, so I sprayed it too. As they squirmed around they flipped over, and I saw...

...that they were mice. But not your standard fuzzy brown/grey mice. They looked like mozzarella sticks. Exactly like mozzarella sticks. Mozzarella sticks with tiny mouse paws, tiny mouse noses, and bellies which had no breading but instead were bare cheese, but mozzarella sticks nonetheless. Then I woke up. Laid still for a moment, then said out loud "What the hell.", and then, being bored, decided to post it here. ^_^
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"I'm not sure how much simpler to put it: For more money than the next ten countries on the list combined I expect a goddamn Gundam." -- Voidgolem
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sauceje
11/18/18 8:22:45 AM
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Discord could do it
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He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage,
He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead
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