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Skye Reynolds
11/17/18 8:38:44 PM
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*the champion gets back up after getting knocked down*
*he unleashes his most devastating move: a spinning punch*
*the spinning punch punch connects on its 7th cycle and knocks the challenger down*

*former wrestler is allowed to wear his mask in a boxing match*
*former wrestler is allowed to spit in his opponent's face and headbutt him*

*former circus clown is allowed to wear clown makeup*
*former circus clown does a backflip despite being 400 lb.*
*former circus clown throws balls at opponent because... he's a clown, that's his thing*
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Smashingpmkns
11/17/18 8:47:31 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
*former wrestler is allowed to wear his mask in a boxing match*
*former wrestler is allowed to spit in his opponent's face and headbutt him*

*former circus clown is allowed to wear clown makeup*


Reminds me of the early UFC years lol
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awesome999
11/17/18 8:48:51 PM
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I'd watch it then maybe
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KillerKhan420
11/17/18 8:52:14 PM
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Well it was fairly accurate in the 80s. Mike Tyson took a few swings and it was over.
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jpenny2
11/17/18 8:57:19 PM
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78 year old man hits you repeatedly with a wooden staff
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ElatedVenusaur
11/17/18 9:00:26 PM
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Some walking stereotype uses literal magic in the ring to disorient his opponents. A 500 lb. man with severe cranial deformities is allowed to fight a dude whose a foot shorter and 350+ lbs. lighter.
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Skye Reynolds
11/17/18 9:09:03 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
Vodka Drunkenski has to fight his matches in America under the name Soda Popinski


Not only does he box while intoxicated, but he also offers alcohol to a minor
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Coastal_elite
11/19/18 11:46:45 AM
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A fat dude loses his shorts and you can beat his belly while he tries to pull them back up
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