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HowardStern69
11/17/18 8:06:23 PM
#1:


I work at a medical device factory and am on a mandatory overtime shift and Im really bored. Im considering it. Have any of you guys ever pumped one off in the bathroom at work and how did it go for you?
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boxington
11/17/18 8:07:50 PM
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no.

I felt really tempted to once, though, when my ex sent me some nudes.
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awesome999
11/17/18 8:08:23 PM
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Watch a YouTube video or something
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Jiek_Fafn
11/17/18 8:09:05 PM
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No
I wait until I go home to jerk off while thinking about my coworkers. Ya know, like a normal person.
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Omnislasher
11/17/18 8:10:22 PM
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about a million times

i've also fucked girls at work

once a coworker
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ThyCorndog
11/17/18 8:11:16 PM
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Omnislasher posted...
about a million times

i've also fucked girls at work

once a coworker

where do you work
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OBCD
11/17/18 8:11:55 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
where do you work


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HowardStern69
11/17/18 11:33:21 PM
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Just got home from work. Decided to get my tug on and it was a pretty solid idea. We were dead all night so nobody else walked in the restroom
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Raikuro
11/17/18 11:34:50 PM
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I haven't but it should be perfectly acceptable to do it in the bathroom. Much grosser stuff happens in there and it's specifically made for personal business.
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uwnim
11/17/18 11:38:32 PM
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No, I've never even considered it. Seems weird. Like why?
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HowardStern69
11/17/18 11:38:54 PM
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uwnim posted...
No, I've never even considered it. Seems weird. Like why?


Relieve stress? Boredom? The girl in the lensing department's ass looks great tonight?
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Sabram
11/17/18 11:40:55 PM
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Nah, don't got the time. Really fast paced work environment here.
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HowardStern69
11/17/18 11:45:10 PM
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Sabram posted...
Nah, don't got the time. Really fast paced work environment here.


Yeah, it usually is as well where I work, but our work flow was so slow tonight that a good amount of people got sent home, I was one that volunteered to stay because of that time and a half and since I was already there anyway.
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gunplagirl
11/17/18 11:48:42 PM
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I've pumped in at work
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LinksLiege
11/17/18 11:50:31 PM
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I wear slacks at work. Those things don't hide erections at all.
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RiderofHogs
11/17/18 11:51:58 PM
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When I worked at a hotel and was watching some swingers go at it in a hot tub.
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VipaGTS
11/17/18 11:52:20 PM
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That's just weird dude...You see a hot girl and instantly need to go at it wherever you are? can't wait until you get home? Come on, dude...
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HowardStern69
11/18/18 12:09:33 AM
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VipaGTS posted...
That's just weird dude...You see a hot girl and instantly need to go at it wherever you are? can't wait until you get home? Come on, dude...


That post was a joke hahaha. I was actually just bored at work tonight.
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FLUFFYGERM
11/18/18 12:37:14 AM
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Omnislasher posted...
about a million times

i've also fucked girls at work

once a coworker


literally seizing the means of reproduction
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mattnd2007
11/18/18 12:38:36 AM
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I did it one time at a previous job.
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HowardStern69
11/18/18 12:42:01 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
I did it one time at a previous job.


What kind of job was it? Did you wipe it up or shoot it in the toilet?
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Parappa09
11/18/18 4:22:26 AM
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@LinksLiege posted...
I wear slacks at work. Those things don't hide erections at all.

have you done anything with your boss yet?
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LinksLiege
11/18/18 12:17:12 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
@LinksLiege posted...
I wear slacks at work. Those things don't hide erections at all.

have you done anything with your boss yet?

No :/

I did start having convos with a coworker which looked like they might lead toward a relationship and, based on his aggressive interests, maybe trying things at work. Then he decided to get back with his ex instead, and that window closed abruptly.
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Parappa09
11/18/18 12:20:21 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
he decided to get back with his ex instead



sorry to hear that man, that sucks
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LinksLiege
11/18/18 12:37:44 PM
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Yeah, it's fun. (Active present tense there because I'm still dealing with the fallout from it - the whole situation from start to finish is incredibly messy, and it's massively fucking with my head in ways I wasn't expecting.)
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divot1338
11/18/18 12:44:34 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Omnislasher posted...
about a million times

i've also fucked girls at work

once a coworker


literally seizing the means of reproduction

lol
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