Current Events > My child will not be allowed a cell phone until they are 18.

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shanefu22
11/16/18 3:19:01 PM
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Tell me why I'm wrong.
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Darklit_Minuet
11/16/18 3:19:40 PM
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Your child will grow up as a socially maladjusted outcast
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Azarias
11/16/18 3:20:36 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a CEman

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_Rinku_
11/16/18 3:21:23 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a socially maladjusted outcast
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IloveJesus
11/16/18 3:22:27 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a socially maladjusted outcast

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TheGoldenEel
11/16/18 3:23:01 PM
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Its not 1987 anymore
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GiggetySplicer
11/16/18 4:35:43 PM
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You'll never have a child
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Zikten
11/16/18 4:36:09 PM
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how will they communicate with you when away from home? payphones don't exist anymore
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kingdrake2
11/16/18 4:36:36 PM
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it's good to have a cell for emergency's only.
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Lordgold666
11/16/18 4:36:52 PM
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Fair, next
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Garioshi
11/16/18 4:37:03 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a socially maladjusted outcast

Can speak from experience
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Mr_Karate_II
11/16/18 4:37:03 PM
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You're not wrong, too many kids today are obsessed with having the latest technology. If anything get them a flip phone.
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Middle hope
11/16/18 4:37:25 PM
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My 9 year old has my old phone and is on my plan
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Silver Bearings
11/16/18 4:37:30 PM
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And how old to spend their own money on things that they choose?
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shanefu22
11/16/18 4:38:04 PM
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GiggetySplicer posted...
You'll never have a child

Jokes on you. I have sex.
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shanefu22
11/16/18 4:39:06 PM
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Silver Bearings posted...
And how old to spend their own money on things that they choose?

As long as it's something I approve of, they can spend their money on whatever they want.
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GiggetySplicer
11/16/18 4:39:38 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
GiggetySplicer posted...
You'll never have a child

Jokes on you. I have sex.

I'm sorry to inform you but those can't have kids.
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Silver Bearings
11/16/18 4:39:39 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
And how old to spend their own money on things that they choose?

As long as it's something I approve of, they can spend their money on whatever they want.

Not a bit of sense was made of this response...
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Megaman50100
11/16/18 4:40:16 PM
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Are smartphones the driving cause behind the disproportionate rise in the suicide rate among young women? Girls tend to bully socially and the increased connectivity afforded by smartphones means girls can never escape from that type of bullying.
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kingdrake2
11/16/18 4:44:26 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
Are smartphones the driving cause behind the disproportionate rise in the suicide rate among young women? Girls tend to bully socially and the increased connectivity afforded by smartphones means girls can never escape from that type of bullying.


sometimes it's too late to offer help in these circumstances it really sucks.
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Sariana21
11/16/18 4:53:56 PM
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My 14-year-old son doesn't have a cell phone, and he won't be getting one anytime soon. He could, but he refuses to do what he was required to do. So he must not really want one.
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a-c-a-b
11/16/18 5:00:24 PM
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My ex got our kid a smartphone when she was 13. I didn't like the idea but didn't really have a say in the matter. Now she's 15 and can't go more than 2 seconds without looking at it.
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Flockaveli
11/16/18 5:02:24 PM
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Have fun raising a LOSER who hates you.

At least you two will have that in common.
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_Rinku_
11/16/18 5:08:38 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
And how old to spend their own money on things that they choose?

As long as it's something I approve of, they can spend their money on whatever they want.

yikes
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shanefu22
11/16/18 5:16:22 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Have fun raising a LOSER who hates you.

At least you two will have that in common.

So you have to own a cell phone to not be a loser today? Sad
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SaithSayer
11/16/18 5:18:20 PM
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Also make sure that when she gets a computer, there's no webcam.
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Flockaveli
11/16/18 5:25:32 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Flockaveli posted...
Have fun raising a LOSER who hates you.

At least you two will have that in common.

So you have to own a cell phone to not be a loser today? Sad

Pretty much. Youre not gonna be doing your kids any favors taking away whats basically their key to having a social life.
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LordMarshal
11/16/18 5:28:09 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Have fun raising a LOSER who hates you.

At least you two will have that in common.


Lol
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Tactical_Spork
11/16/18 5:33:11 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
And how old to spend their own money on things that they choose?

As long as it's something I approve of, they can spend their money on whatever they want.

Abusive parenting 101
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shanefu22
11/16/18 6:51:17 PM
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Anyone who let's a kid have a phone before the age of 18 is a damn fool in my book!
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YookaLaylee
11/16/18 6:51:56 PM
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IloveJesus posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a socially maladjusted outcast

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StarReaper13
11/16/18 6:59:04 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Anyone who let's a kid have a phone before the age of 18 is a damn fool in my book!

I may have glazed over it, but what's your reason for your stupidity, and why do you think that gives you any say in shit talking other people's parents?
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shanefu22
11/16/18 7:05:16 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
shanefu22 posted...
Anyone who let's a kid have a phone before the age of 18 is a damn fool in my book!

id love to hear you explain why lol.

Cell phones and social media have ruined society no need to egg on the next generation.
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Solid Sonic
11/16/18 7:05:42 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
shanefu22 posted...
Anyone who let's a kid have a phone before the age of 18 is a damn fool in my book!

id love to hear you explain why lol.

Cell phones and social media have ruined society.

You don't speak for me.
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kingdrake2
11/16/18 7:08:02 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
shanefu22 posted...
Anyone who let's a kid have a phone before the age of 18 is a damn fool in my book!

id love to hear you explain why lol.

Cell phones and social media have ruined society no need to egg on the next generation.


they're too far gone to be saved. anything below peeps born before the 80's are probably safe. never had interest in those phones.
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Guide
11/16/18 7:09:35 PM
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That's all nonsense.

Although it's good to keep kids off of touchscreens for a while, or at least keep it away as their primary mobile entertainment device. It fucks with their dexterity.
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Dark_Spiret
11/16/18 7:10:43 PM
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give them a $15 flip phone you cant really do shit with.
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electricbugs2
11/16/18 7:11:44 PM
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Dark_Spiret posted...
give them a $15 flip phone you cant really do shit with.

Another good way to get your child bullied lmao.
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Solid Sonic
11/16/18 7:14:07 PM
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Dark_Spiret posted...
give them a $15 flip phone you cant really do shit with.

You might as well buy him a fuckin' Paw Patrol backpack in 8th grade.
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dave_is_slick
11/16/18 7:14:08 PM
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Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a socially maladjusted outcast

Azarias posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Your child will grow up as a CEman

Hit with the one-two punch right off the bat.
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Villain
11/16/18 7:51:11 PM
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By middle school they'll have to access google classroom or something similar. By not allowing them the use of a cell phone you are not only hindering their development when it comes to technology use, you will be actively hindering them from their school work.
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