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pinky0926
11/14/18 7:41:45 AM
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If you want to easily impress a lady friend get one. Well, probably get one. I've found it works for most women but not all.

But if it does you're talking back-to-back full body orgasms with very little effort required on your part
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Alucard188
11/14/18 7:42:31 AM
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Why get a magic wand when you can just slam a dictionary on her crotch?
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pinky0926
11/14/18 7:43:02 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
Why get a magic wand when you can just slam a dictionary on her crotch?


The power of christ compels you
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Ray_Dorset
11/14/18 7:58:33 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
Why get a magic wand when you can just slam a dictionary on her crotch?


Bitches love a robust vocabulary
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Steve Nick
11/14/18 8:03:24 AM
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you don't think it's going to creep her out when you invite her over and you have female sex toys?
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Darkman124
11/14/18 8:04:47 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
back-to-back


dont get your hopes up too far on this with all partners--many women become overstimulated easily after one, and want to stop.

also the non-wired versions are better, because they're not as huge or powerful and you can use it on them during intercourse (or let them do so, if they're very particular about how it's used)
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lww99
11/14/18 8:07:47 AM
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I wouldnt just buy one to plan to use on multiple girls.

Hell my gf and I have multiple sex toys rn, and if we split, Id toss them all and start new.

No girl is gonna wanna use another girls vibrator bruh
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voldothegr8
11/14/18 8:08:18 AM
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It's not really sexual performance when a machine is doing all the work
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Darkman124
11/14/18 8:41:11 AM
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lww99 posted...
No girl is gonna wanna use another girls vibrator bruh


+1 reason to get the nonwired: you can give it as an early gift when you start having sex with a new girl. They run like...$15.
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Funkydog
11/14/18 8:42:06 AM
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They are absolutely fabulous, yes.
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EnragedSlith
11/14/18 8:51:31 AM
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Got an actual product name so I know what to get for my girl?
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lww99
11/14/18 8:55:57 AM
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Darkman124 posted...
lww99 posted...
No girl is gonna wanna use another girls vibrator bruh


+1 reason to get the nonwired: you can give it as an early gift when you start having sex with a new girl. They run like...$15.


True that. You can get some really good off-brand magic wands for less than $20 on Amazon
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lww99
11/14/18 8:56:51 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Got an actual product name so I know what to get for my girl?


I bought a Paloqueth I think. Its purple, decent ergonomic handle, water proof, charges via usb aux thing
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PoopPotato
11/14/18 8:58:55 AM
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Imagine going to a girl's house and she whips out a crusty flesh light and expects you to warm up with it.
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gunplagirl
11/14/18 9:00:04 AM
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Steve Nick posted...
you don't think it's going to creep her out when you invite her over and you have female sex toys?

Magic wands can be used on any genital configuration
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OpShaft
11/14/18 9:00:44 AM
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Get the Womanizer. Expensive, but I've used it with a few women and it works in seconds every time. Any position.
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