Current Events > DSP Thread Part 3: This guy is just mashing out threads! Huh?! Online combos!

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Tag whoever from the last one
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It's the guy! I'm watching his twitch!
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@jpenny2
@Nintendo_Porn
@Spooking
@Vyrulisse
@Jagermeister513
@Bad_Mojo
@Caution999
@Alpha218
@SSJ2GrimReaper
@GiftedACIII
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@Pirate_Harris
@KingOfHearts56
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Tevin is definitely stealing his views. That's why Phil can't crack 400 viewers on days when Tevin isn't streaming.
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Showtime, synergy!

These threads get more traffic than his streams. >_>
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Says he's going to stop talking about Tevin.

Is still talking about him ten minutes later. And Tevin is just laughing at him.
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Literally said tevin would be nothing without him.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

It's the guy! I'm watching his twitch!

Where's this from? I only watch the This Is How You Don't Play vids
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fusespliff posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

It's the guy! I'm watching his twitch!

Where's this from? I only watch the This Is How You Don't Play vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXeIVOhGMKo" data-time="

1:46 but the whole thing is hilarious.
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I just asked the chat if phil would be open to doing a podcast or videochat so he could come to an understanding with detractors, but swagginz said there would be no point because nobody's mind would change.
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For Phil to change the minds of his detractors, he'd have to actually make some positive (no pun intended) changes, something he'll never do. Every stream and video is a study in negative behavior and hypocrisy. I would honestly have more respect for Phil at this point if he abandoned all pretense of positivity and "interaction" and went the route of LTG or Wings: outright demanding money for him to play games.
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Even his fans have given up and are just taking it as it is.
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I was just in the middle of writing in the other topic, but then it closes, dooooooooode, *snort* Bugged posting mechanics
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And we're back to: "I'm in a real bad place financially right now. The best way you can help me is to tip me; I get that money right away."
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Swagginz asks what's the point of making a Twitter poll when he's just going to disregard the results. Phil goes on a mini-rant about how he's only seeking public opinion and isn't obligated to do what the polls say, and people need to chill out. Thanks a lot, top financial supporter and mod.
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lol I didn't know he was still making videos.
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jpenny2 posted...

And we're back to: "I'm in a real bad place financially right now. The best way you can help me is to tip me; I get that money right away."

So what happened to all that money he was making over Tevin? Did it go to some delicious oats for his pet horse?
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Jagermeister513 posted...

jpenny2 posted...

And we're back to: "I'm in a real bad place financially right now. The best way you can help me is to tip me; I get that money right away."

So what happened to all that money he was making over Tevin? Did it go to some delicious oats for his pet horse?

You're living in the past, dood. He said that yesterday.
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Swagginz is slowly becoming a detractor.
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Phil has no respect for Swagginz, not that a guy who donates huge sums of money solely to get attention deserves to be respected. But when someone helps pay his bills, moderates his chat for free, and routinely handholds him through difficult sections in games, you'd think Phil could at least treat that person a little better than shit.
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jpenny2 posted...

Phil has no respect for Swagginz, not that a guy who donates huge sums of money solely to get attention deserves to be respected. But when someone helps pay his bills, moderates his chat for free, and routinely handholds him through difficult sections in games, you'd think Phil could at least treat that person a little better than shit.

Swagginz about to become the new Vidar.
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He's so butthurt by the reactions to the wolverine toy story lmao.
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tag
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LightningAce11 posted...

He's so butthurt by the reactions to the wolverine toy story lmao.

I liked how he cried to his dad that people made fun of him.

Also, his spin that he was this poor kid growing up in a dangerous ghetto is hilarious.
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Can you imagine what his phone conversations with his parents are like? His mom would ask him how he's doing and he'd go on a ten minute rant about how fucking Tevin is illegally restreaming his content and stealing his views. And he ends the call by reminding his parents that his bills are coming due and the best way they can support him is to tip him.
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LightningAce11 posted...

He's so butthurt by the reactions to the wolverine toy story lmao.

Got a video of this?
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He definitely gets some poor fool to design his t shirts and tells them to donate to his patreon on top of that.
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I'm not doing anything and I'm still getting hit wow doood.
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Great! He's gonna fuck up ripto's rage now...That was the first spyro game i played, and I think the first game I 100%'d. Wish games still rewarded you for that insanity like that one did.
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Just watched the god of war tihydp. He forgot how to recall the axe within 2 minutes of the first tutorial and tried every button but triangle for 10 minutes.
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Sounds like he got a bunch of gifted subs and hit the next two sub goals because of it. I would ask what the point is of having a sub goal that can only be reached via artificial means, but I already know the answer: money.
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@Pirate_Harris

I was mashing buttons lol
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I got around to watching that revisionist history version of the Wolverine story. That's just classic Phil. Despite the video of the original story showing him to be incredibly entitled and disrespectful towards his parents, it was the detractors who twisted things to make him look bad. And obviously he was the complete opposite of all those bratty kids who whined for toys--could you even imagine him throwing a fit and begging for something he didn't need?
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He spent 90 minutes talking about his financial situation and all he got was a dollar tip lol.

Also he insulted people who wanted him to shut up about money.
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jpenny2 posted...

I got around to watching that revisionist history version of the Wolverine story. That's just classic Phil. Despite the video of the original story showing him to be incredibly entitled and disrespectful towards his parents, it was the detractors who twisted things to make him look bad. And obviously he was the complete opposite of all those bratty kids who whined for toys--could you even imagine him throwing a fit and begging for something he didn't need?

It's on video, yet he still pulls that shit. How can anyone take it out of context when there's a decade of footage of you running your mouth?It's sad the detractors don't even have to edit it.
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His streams are as bad as they've ever been. The other day was the first time in a while I watched more than a couple minutes of his content, and the sheer amount of loathing he showed for his viewers and playing games in general was a little surprising. This is a man who detests what he is doing and has nothing but contempt for the people who give him money.

Someone on Kiwi Farms made a good point the other day: after a while, you can't even blame Phil for all of this. He treats his fans--even some of his biggest financial supporters--like garbage, yet and they keep coming back for more. I really wish they would wise up and give their money to someone who would actually appreciate it.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/i7_8700/status/1062473338335969282
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LightningAce11 posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/i7_8700/status/1062473338335969282

What really got to me, is that he literally stated that he gets his Twitch money tomorrow.

So he is al worked up, that he has to wait less than 24 hours before he is well off again.

How do people keep falling for this?

I mean, I am not angry Phil gets so much money (I don't believe he deserves it though), but what is more astounding, is that people keep giving him money, though it always the same tired excuse.
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The whole "my bills are due and I have no money" thing is beyond stupid. How can this happen to him every month? A teenager working their first job quickly learns that if they spend all their money before their next paycheck, then they won't have any money. Yet Mr. Business Degree Phil can't figure out how monthly bills work, even after doing this for years. He has yet to adapt to the fact that sometimes his paycheck is a day or two late.
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That being said, it is what it is, so there you go. Sound good?
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Snort.
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Burp
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I really want to see him bounce back from a broken hand
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Bad_Mojo posted...

I really want to see him bounce back from a broken hand

It would ruin him.
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If he broke his hand, I'm sure he would try to continue with streams not involving gameplay. Maybe he would watch more of his old content, or he might just sit and "interact" with the stream chat. And the whole time he'd be going on and on about how much he needs your support in this time of need--how is it fair that he might lose his house over a broken hand?
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jpenny2 posted...

If he broke his hand, I'm sure he would try to continue with streams not involving gameplay. Maybe he would watch more of his old content, or he might just sit and "interact" with the stream chat. And the whole time he'd be going on and on about how much he needs your support in this time of need--how is it fair that he might lose his house over a broken hand?

I keep saying it, he needs to do a podcast about shit other than gaming. Bring back Smark Guys or whatever the show was called with Rambo. He's a good talker, go with your strengths.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

jpenny2 posted...

If he broke his hand, I'm sure he would try to continue with streams not involving gameplay. Maybe he would watch more of his old content, or he might just sit and "interact" with the stream chat. And the whole time he'd be going on and on about how much he needs your support in this time of need--how is it fair that he might lose his house over a broken hand?

I keep saying it, he needs to do a podcast about shit other than gaming. Bring back Smark Guys or whatever the show was called with Rambo. He's a good talker, go with your strengths.

He could probably just extend his prestreams to the point that there's no actual gameplay. All he needs is for people to periodically send cheers and ask questions to bait him into ranting about various topics.
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Can't wait for the next rant where it shows how Dave has the understanding of a pre-teen on the subject.

I'm betting it's gonna be about mortgages.
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I like how his current thing is to promote his streams as a way to escape from reality. Because when I'm stressed and want to get away from the worries of day-to-day life, I want to go listen to some middle aged guy whine about how bad his financial situation is.
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