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Veggeta X
11/12/18 3:30:42 PM
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Even when you're going ham. How do you feel?
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/12/18 3:31:39 PM
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Like you if you ever actually got laid
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ModLogic
11/12/18 3:31:59 PM
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Dyinglegacy
11/12/18 3:32:14 PM
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It's not really fun for either person, but still gotta get that nut out.
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SaithSayer
11/12/18 3:32:49 PM
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Sometimes you want them to be still. When their rhythm isn't matching yours, you grab her hips and be the only one moving.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/12/18 3:34:21 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Even when you're going ham.


I'm clearly not going ham if she's unenthusiastic about it.
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Veggeta X
11/12/18 3:41:02 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
Sometimes you want them to be still. When their rhythm isn't matching yours, you grab her hips and be the only one moving.

You sound experienced. Do you have sex often?
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SaithSayer
11/12/18 3:42:38 PM
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If the baby isn't being impossible and refusing to go to sleep. So yeah only twice a week or so. lol
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SQL_Slammer
11/12/18 3:43:18 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
If the baby isn't being impossible and refusing to go to sleep. So yeah only twice a week or so. lol

whaaaaaaat!?
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Scotty_Rogers
11/12/18 3:45:27 PM
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SQL_Slammer posted...
SaithSayer posted...
If the baby isn't being impossible and refusing to go to sleep. So yeah only twice a week or so. lol

whaaaaaaat!?


He's saying he can't have sex often, because there's a noisy baby in his home.
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SpiralDrift
11/12/18 3:45:31 PM
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Honestly, I prefer they lie there motionless and silent, almost as if dead.
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Veggeta X
11/12/18 3:46:15 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Honestly, I prefer they lie there motionless and silent, almost as if dead.

Go on
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PesticideDream
11/12/18 4:07:09 PM
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I had an ex-girlfriend like this. Relationship lasted about two months until I gave up and dumped her ass. Wouldn't kiss, wouldn't moan, wouldn't do foreplay, wouldn't do anything at all and wondered why I couldn't get turned on (this was after she was obsessed with me for awhile, too. Not like she had no feelings for me). Felt like I was raping a dead body. Current girlfriend is 100x better.
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SpiralDrift
11/12/18 6:19:58 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Honestly, I prefer they lie there motionless and silent, almost as if dead.

Go on

I'm already out on a limb here, but sure!

Basically the lazier, the better. Bonus points if she gets so cozy she yawns in the middle of it; not to be confused with a lazy yawn, there's a difference and that would be insulting. If she rolls her eyes to the back of her head like she's dead (but she's actually just quietly enjoying herself) that's also great. The funny thing is I'm not even a necrophiliac, but a few deathly moans honestly aren't unwelcome.
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