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brotrrwinner
11/12/18 10:52:59 AM
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Is this bad?
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krazychao5
11/12/18 10:53:23 AM
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Lost_All_Senses
11/12/18 10:57:27 AM
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Neh, I been doing it for years. Don't always need it but I use it regardless to try and clean out the best I can before taking medication that prevents shitting.
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Paragon21XX
11/12/18 10:58:34 AM
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Unless you are the user Awesome, your bowels typically shut off at night and can take awhile to reawaken in the morning. Caffeine is just a way to kickstart that process.
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Balrog0
11/12/18 10:58:38 AM
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I always poop after two cups of coffee in the morning
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brotrrwinner
11/12/18 11:02:39 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Unless you are the user Awesome, your bowels typically shut off at night and can take awhile to reawaken in the morning. Caffeine is just a way to kickstart that process.

Thing is, sometimes I go 2 days, maybe even 3 without pooping and then I get these extremely painful stomach cramps and that's when I release everything. With coffee, this doesn't happen. One espresso and shortly after I'm pinching a loaf
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happibivouac
11/12/18 11:03:17 AM
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It def does the job.
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snesmaster40
11/12/18 11:04:24 AM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Unless you are the user Awesome, your bowels typically shut off at night and can take awhile to reawaken in the morning. Caffeine is just a way to kickstart that process.

Thing is, sometimes I go 2 days, maybe even 3 without pooping and then I get these extremely painful stomach cramps and that's when I release everything. With coffee, this doesn't happen. One espresso and shortly after I'm pinching a loaf


Maybe you should consider prune juice, if you don't want to drink caffeine.
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SaithSayer
11/12/18 11:04:27 AM
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TC is gonna end up unable to shit without an enema.
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IHeartRadiation
11/12/18 11:08:38 AM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Is this bad?

your butt wil explode in 20 minutes
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SaithSayer
11/12/18 11:12:12 AM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
brotrrwinner posted...
Is this bad?

your butt wil explode in 20 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g9vL11CRe8" data-time="
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Flockaveli
11/12/18 11:21:15 AM
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Poop? I just need to wake up.
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Paragon21XX
11/12/18 11:21:36 AM
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brotrrwinner posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Unless you are the user Awesome, your bowels typically shut off at night and can take awhile to reawaken in the morning. Caffeine is just a way to kickstart that process.

Thing is, sometimes I go 2 days, maybe even 3 without pooping and then I get these extremely painful stomach cramps and that's when I release everything. With coffee, this doesn't happen. One espresso and shortly after I'm pinching a loaf

Two words: stool softeners.
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