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Girl 1 starts kissing guy and Girl 2 that the guy really likes walks in on them. Guy pushes away Girl 1 and says "I can explain", but Girl 2 storms away upset.
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That's the worst thing you can do. Because now both girls are mad at you. You had a chance at p**** and none you get none.
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Dickhead boss
When hot wiring a car the wires are always easily accessable.
Bad monsters with mal in name
Easily broken funiture in a fight
"Its complicated"
Assasination by shooting blindly into a room.
Helpless child that needs to be rescued.
No umbrellas in the rain
Picking locks is easy
Making people dig their own graves and they do it.
Spinning around in fights
Light shinning through an industrial fan
Cell phones always on vibrate
Shoes in bed
Spraying windows during rain
Pregant women break water before onset of labor
Unecessarily large photos
Steam pipes vent for no good reason
Train blows whistle when not at a crossing
Shooting lock always breaks it
Scary noise = cat
Ecessive hurting self
If a cop gets a call they have to make a u-turn
People who are knocked out recover at the same time
Superfulous lights
Sutchering oneself
Pregnant pause
Not closing door when breaking in
Bad guys always play rap music
Ship horn in harbor scene
Wet streets and floors
Hard liquor
Grinder sparks
Fire in barrels
Whoop whoop sirens briefly
Screeching hawk in wilderness
Seagulls squawking at shore
Candles everywhere
Stern black female chief
Sirens and lights on - noisy entrance
Incompetent law enforcement
Bullet proof vest protects the whole body
Dumb criminals
Bad guys don't take cover in gun fight
Desks and cars stop bullets
Brakes squeal when stopping
Cars skid to stop
All cars on fire explode
Martial arts fighters wait their turn
Martial arts fighters don't have guns & mostly no knives
Good guys are under armed
Bad guys usually wear face hoods
Rain is too heavy
Sped up travel
Light on bombs
Cell phones buzz instead of ringing
Weird operating system on computers
Uninvited entry to home
Failure to check before opening door to visitor
Getting beat up has little effect
When injured recovery is quick
Good guys need multiple hits
Good guys have lingering deaths
Bad guys need only one hit
Bad guys have instantaneous deaths
Noiseless walking
Not checking around corners
Walking blindly backwards
Sewers never have deep water
Nobody farts
Blood is too thick
Blood flows too evenly
Cat screeching at night
Zooming in gains pixel density
Defusing bombs always goes to the last few seconds
Law enforcement supervisors go on field calls
Heads are severed easily
Extracted bullet clanging on metal tray in operating room
Dropping glass when surprized
Crime story board
Laser lights
No one screams when the get stabbed or whatever
Sirens in the city
Drapes open at night
Too many monitors
In media res
Failure to wear body armor
Lights in sewer tunnels
Locks smash too easily
Blinking lights
Token gays
Clean large lighted air ducts
The city
Keys in the visor
Industrial fans
Light shining through industrial fans
Drugs act very fast
Locks are easily picked
Running through offices
Cutting the palm
Cars honking in the city
Neighing horses
No one uses umbrellas
Old cars knock when engine is turned off
Walking slowly from an explosion
Fast turnaround in reverse
Failure to communicate
Inappropriate lighting
Cutting your hand
Not waiting for backup
Walking slowly in a line
Horse running on beach
Slow motion fighting
Flying fighting
Breaking locks with a hammer
Horn goes off in car accidents
No menstrual periods
Surveillance in cars, nobody notices
If shot on balcony falls over instead of down
If in a close fight who got shot or stabbed is kept in suspense.
Giant elevator cars
Stun guns knock you out
Electrical stuff sparks when it is hooked up
Wearing loose clothes when fighting
Drastically shorten time needed for a task
Light shining on face in hellmets
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Wow...
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I lied because I was just trying to protect you
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