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VictimComplex
11/10/18 2:37:17 PM
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Both are officially getting recounts.

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Key #FloridaRecount Dates:

11/10: Unofficial Results Due 12 PM.
Machine Recounts (3!) Start

11/15: Machine Recounts Due 3 PM
Hand Recounts Ordered on .25 & under margins

11/16: Military/Overseas Counted (marked 11/6)

11/18: Hand Recount Due at 12 PM

11/20: Results Certified
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Bio1590
11/10/18 2:38:32 PM
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Did they even finish counting the original votes >_>
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Blue_Inigo
11/10/18 2:39:05 PM
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Republicans feeling the need to cheat again
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/10/18 2:41:24 PM
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They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.
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VictimComplex
11/10/18 2:43:16 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Did they even finish counting the original votes >_>

I believe so. There was a really strange occurrence in Broward County in that a large (disproportionate to other counties) amount of ballots had votes for governors race but not the Senate. 538 thinks it might be a possible machine error.

Any other state, you could cry foul play, but it's Florida. They're just horribly inept.
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Payzmaykr
11/10/18 2:49:21 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? Youre way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing politicians need to learn to lose with dignity. You dont always win and you dont get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.
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VictimComplex
11/10/18 2:51:40 PM
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Southcoast is SHOOK
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Bananana
11/10/18 2:57:39 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? Youre way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing politicians need to learn to lose with dignity. You dont always win and you dont get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

Its an automatic recount, friendo
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/10/18 3:04:00 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat?


Nope. I want all the republicans who won to resign and permanently move to countries where their quality of life is likely to decline, and for all of their seats to be given to democrats by default. I also want you to close all of your accounts and leave the site forever.

Also I don't need need to pound my fists. I have machetes. I can do more damage to furniture or whatever I'm allegedly figuratively fist-pounding. Plus, I won't accidentally hurt my hand if I do that.

Why are you so triggered anyway?
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Bio1590
11/10/18 3:04:20 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? Youre way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing politicians need to learn to lose with dignity. You dont always win and you dont get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

Why do they need to learn to lose with dignity if the opposing party can't even win with dignity?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/10/18 3:05:42 PM
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Bananana posted...
Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? You?re way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing ?politicians? need to learn to lose with dignity. You don?t always win and you don?t get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

It?s an automatic recount, friendo


Oh nice. You use "friendo" when talking to people sometimes? I do that too :D. I haven't seen you post before that I can recall, but you're probably a quality user.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/10/18 3:14:34 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? You?re way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing ?politicians? need to learn to lose with dignity. You don?t always win and you don?t get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

Why do they need to learn to lose with dignity if the opposing party can't even win with dignity?


It's southcoast logic. Southcoast logic doesn't make sense to good folks like us. It's like the sun is cold, down is north-northwest, a rhomus is the name Geoff, water is a fancy chef knife set, and orange is thousands of ham sandwiches. That's how difficult southcoast-world is to understand :/.
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Payzmaykr
11/10/18 3:16:04 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? You?re way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing ?politicians? need to learn to lose with dignity. You don?t always win and you don?t get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

Why do they need to learn to lose with dignity if the opposing party can't even win with dignity?


It's southcoast logic. Southcoast logic doesn't make sense to good folks like us. It's like the sun is cold, down is north-northwest, a rhomus is the name Geoff, water is a fancy chef knife set, and orange is thousands of ham sandwiches. That's how difficult southcoast-world is to understand :/.

Im baffled how you managed to arrive at this conclusion from candidates who lost need to lose with dignity rather than whine and cry.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/10/18 3:23:22 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? You?re way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing ?politicians? need to learn to lose with dignity. You don?t always win and you don?t get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

Why do they need to learn to lose with dignity if the opposing party can't even win with dignity?


It's southcoast logic. Southcoast logic doesn't make sense to good folks like us. It's like the sun is cold, down is north-northwest, a rhomus is the name Geoff, water is a fancy chef knife set, and orange is thousands of ham sandwiches. That's how difficult southcoast-world is to understand :/.

I?m baffled how you managed to arrive at this conclusion from ?candidates who lost need to lose with dignity rather than whine and cry.?


I'm baffled how you arrive at any conclusion you arrive at.
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Doom_Art
11/10/18 3:24:16 PM
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They should also look into the races in Texas, Missouri, and Indiana as well. The GOP probably did some shifty stuff there too
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Vertania
11/10/18 3:31:50 PM
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VictimComplex posted...
There was a really strange occurrence in Broward County in that a large (disproportionate to other counties) amount of ballots had votes for governors race but not the Senate. 538 thinks it might be a possible machine error.

Any other state, you could cry foul play, but it's Florida. They're just horribly inept.

Let's not forget who represents that district:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_23rd_congressional_district
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VictimComplex
11/10/18 3:34:03 PM
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Vertania posted...
VictimComplex posted...
There was a really strange occurrence in Broward County in that a large (disproportionate to other counties) amount of ballots had votes for governors race but not the Senate. 538 thinks it might be a possible machine error.

Any other state, you could cry foul play, but it's Florida. They're just horribly inept.

Let's not forget who represents that district:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_23rd_congressional_district

A. She doesn't have any control over this
B. This possible machine error actually would have helped the Republican candidate
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Sayoria
11/10/18 3:42:18 PM
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It's so strange to say that we need to go back to primitive voting, but we need to go back to primitive voting. Pen and paper. Screw machines.
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Bio1590
11/10/18 3:45:44 PM
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Vertania posted...
VictimComplex posted...
There was a really strange occurrence in Broward County in that a large (disproportionate to other counties) amount of ballots had votes for governors race but not the Senate. 538 thinks it might be a possible machine error.

Any other state, you could cry foul play, but it's Florida. They're just horribly inept.

Let's not forget who represents that district:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_23rd_congressional_district

You really do latch onto conspiracy theories don't you
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ScazarMeltex
11/10/18 3:50:50 PM
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Payzmaykr posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
They should do recount in texas too. That ted cruz guy who commits inter-species erotica with chickens probably actually lost.


So, what? You want to recount every election in which a conservative won until every position is filled with a democrat? Youre way out of line.

The races in both Florida and Texas were won fairly and these opposing politicians need to learn to lose with dignity. You dont always win and you dont get to pound your fists and cry until the decisions go your way.

You do realize that state laws require recounts if the vote is within a certain percentage? Either you don't realize that and you are a clueless partisan hack, or you do realize it and you are just intellectually dishonest.
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Doom_Art
11/10/18 3:58:35 PM
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Vertania posted...
Let's not forget who represents that district:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_23rd_congressional_district

Yep keep up with the conspiracy theories

That's what lost y'all the House
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Polycosm
11/10/18 4:02:25 PM
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It's weird how some people get so touchy about counting every vote and double-checking when the tally is close. That's SOP for democratic elections. It shouldn't be controversial.
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Broseph_Stalin
11/10/18 4:05:17 PM
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Vertania posted...
Let's not forget who represents that district:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_23rd_congressional_district


you cry about people calling you a conspiracy theorist because...?
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King_Hellebuyck
11/10/18 4:22:54 PM
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Vertania posted...
VictimComplex posted...
There was a really strange occurrence in Broward County in that a large (disproportionate to other counties) amount of ballots had votes for governors race but not the Senate. 538 thinks it might be a possible machine error.

Any other state, you could cry foul play, but it's Florida. They're just horribly inept.

Let's not forget who represents that district:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_23rd_congressional_district

Do you believe that has anything to do with automatic recounts?
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FL81
11/10/18 4:26:49 PM
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It's okay, they're not even finished with the initial votecount here in Arizona
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Vertania
11/10/18 5:15:26 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
Yep keep up with the conspiracy theories

That's what lost y'all the House

I'm not a Republican lol. I even voted for a few Dems last week.

Bio1590 posted...
u really do latch onto conspiracy theories don't you

Broseph_Stalin posted...
you cry about people calling you a conspiracy theorist because...?

King_Hellebuyck posted...
Do you believe that has anything to do with automatic recounts?

Chill out, I was just being a smartass. I wouldn't put it past her to try something shady, but I don't think that's what actually happened here. Most likely a machine error.
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SauI_Goodman
11/10/18 5:25:06 PM
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I do find it odd that libs are the only ones who ever request a recount. Just take your loss like man. It would be much more respectable.
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VictimComplex
11/10/18 5:26:21 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I do find it odd that libs are the only ones who ever request a recount. Just take your loss like man. It would be much more respectable.

Recounts aren't by request. They're automatically activated by election rules. Educate yourself before making such silly comments.
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King_Hellebuyck
11/10/18 5:26:54 PM
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Vertania posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Yep keep up with the conspiracy theories

That's what lost y'all the House

I'm not a Republican lol. I even voted for a few Dems last week.

Bio1590 posted...
u really do latch onto conspiracy theories don't you

Broseph_Stalin posted...
you cry about people calling you a conspiracy theorist because...?

King_Hellebuyck posted...
Do you believe that has anything to do with automatic recounts?

Chill out, I was just being a smartass. I wouldn't put it past her to try something shady, but I don't think that's what actually happened here. Most likely a machine error.

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