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Darmik
11/08/18 3:48:40 PM
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https://kotaku.com/playstation-classic-plays-fine-but-it-s-a-bare-bones-e-1830294616?IR=T

Its never a guarantee that a plug-and-play system like this will get the emulation right, but from my time jumping around between the PlayStation Classics games, it seems like this part is good enough. The games look and sound accurate, their mid-90s jagged pixels looking like you could grate a block of cheese with them. (A listing of licenses for open-source software accessible in the PlayStation Classics menu said that it uses the open-source PlayStation emulator PCSX ReARMed.)


Oddly, many of the games on the PlayStation Classic were the European versions. When I booted up Final Fantasy VII, for example, I got the classic Licensed By Sony Computer Entertainment of America splash screen. But when I ran Battle Arena Toshinden, Grand Theft Auto, or Tekken 3, the screen said Licensed By Sony Computer Entertainment Europe. There are some tiny differences that I could spot in the games, such as having to select a United Kingdom flag from a menu if you wanted Grand Theft Autos text to display in English. (Im not sure if there are any major differences buried later in any of the games.)


Bare-bones is probably the most accurate summation I can give of the PlayStation Classic so far. There are no special screen borders or graphic display options. Theres a QR code that will load up manuals on the PlayStation website, but it wasnt functional during the preview event. Theres a screensaver option that will dim the screen after a few minutes. Even the game selection menu itself is strictly utilitarian; theres no nostalgic theme song or other cute additions.


https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-11-08-weve-played-the-playstation-classic-and-its-a-disappointment
As a piece of simple engineering, then, the PlayStation Classic is a triumph; a perfectly adorable, shrunken down version of the original that would look just splendid on your shelf. It's only really when you plug it in to play that things start to fall apart a little. The front-end is responsive if not exactly attractive - though its graphical stylings are at least period correct for the mid-90s games it's hosting. There are next to no options - you'll have the ability to enable a screensaver, tinker with power saving modes and language and... That's it. There are no screen filters, and nothing to try and soothe the transition of these games onto TVs that they were never designed for.

The output is 720p, a logical enough choice given the majority of the games here are 244p and upscale fairly cleanly with small black borders either side of the image, but it can't hide the fact that something feels off about how these games look and play. Getting the relatively crude 3D work of original PlayStation games to play nicely on modern displays was always going to be a tougher task than that faced than by Nintendo with its previous 2D-dominated Classic consoles, but the soft scaling doesn't help its cause, and there's noticeable lag - minimally so when playing a 30fps game such as Ridge Racer Type 4, but much more pronounced in 60fps games such as Mr. Driller or Tekken 3. They feel soupy in the hand - though that's as much the fault of modern displays compared to the more responsive CRTs these games were designed for than anything else.


They pulled another PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.
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The Top Crusader
11/08/18 3:51:11 PM
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Heh, I should probably just go ahead and cancel my preorder.

If we knew for sure it'd have the same loopholes as the Nintendo stuff where extra games could find their way in, I'd be more tempted, but it isn't the best lineup plus no analog, so, ehh...
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AvantgardeAClue
11/08/18 3:52:16 PM
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PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

Jfc will people ever stop bullying this game

It was serviceable for what it was, so idk why it's being treated as the easiest target ever
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Darmik
11/08/18 3:54:43 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

Jfc will people ever stop bullying this game

It was serviceable for what it was, so idk why it's being treated as the easiest target ever


It was a shameless Smash Bros copycat that didn't understand that the passion and fan service of Smash Bros is a large part as to why that series resonates with people. It's probably the worst style of game to be a lazy cash-in because it's supposed to be an opportunity to celebrate PlayStation. Serviceable wasn't good enough. Serviceable is what indie developers already accomplished.

PlayStation Classic looks to be repeating a similar mistake.
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AvantgardeAClue
11/08/18 3:56:28 PM
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Anyone who instantly compares it to Smash Bros. wasn't really interested in giving it a fair chance anyway.

Not even Sakurai knows why people like Smash Bros nowadays so I wouldn't use that as a golden comparison.

Either way your analogy still sucks, try another.
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NeoShadowhen
11/08/18 4:00:55 PM
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Did they release the full list of games yet? There's a couple I might be willing to overlook all the faults for.
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Darmik
11/08/18 4:02:50 PM
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That's not even a counterpoint. You're just ignoring it. You can't just directly copy a game and hope nobody compares them. That's silly.

You can't do a game that's all about fan service and attention to detail and then don't bother with either of those things.

Smash Bros is a total celebration of Nintendo and video games.

Meanwhile PlayStation All-Stars was used to market unreleased Metal Gear and Bioshock games. The Bioshock Infinite level doesn't even reflect the final product. The main menu uses a PowerPoint background. It screams cheap.

I'm not even getting into how the game isn't even that fun to play. It fails before you even get started.

Which again seems to be repeating with the PS1 Classic. Even ignoring the lackluster line-up you've got a barebones mini console that uses an open source emulator, 50hz PAL games and a thrown together UI that lacks basic features like screen filters.

If you're not going to try why bother?
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Darmik
11/08/18 4:04:23 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Did they release the full list of games yet? There's a couple I might be willing to overlook all the faults for.


Battle Arena Toshinden
Cool Boarders 2
Destruction Derby
Final Fantasy VII
Grand Theft Auto
Intelligent Qube
Jumping Flash
Metal Gear Solid
Mr Driller
Oddworld: Abes Oddysee
Rayman
Resident Evil Directors Cut
Revelations: Persona
Ridge Racer Type 4
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Syphon Filter
Tekken 3
Tom Clancys Rainbow Six
Twisted Metal
Wild Arms
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Kitt
11/08/18 4:04:45 PM
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It's pointless, outside of being a novelty item.
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HylianFox
11/08/18 4:06:17 PM
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here's hoping the N64 Classic is good
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AvantgardeAClue
11/08/18 4:06:50 PM
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HylianFox posted...
here's hoping the N64 Classic is good

Kitt posted...
It's pointless, outside of being a novelty item.

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NeoShadowhen
11/08/18 4:07:48 PM
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Darmik posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Did they release the full list of games yet? There's a couple I might be willing to overlook all the faults for.


Battle Arena Toshinden
Cool Boarders 2
Destruction Derby
Final Fantasy VII
Grand Theft Auto
Intelligent Qube
Jumping Flash
Metal Gear Solid
Mr Driller
Oddworld: Abes Oddysee
Rayman
Resident Evil Directors Cut
Revelations: Persona
Ridge Racer Type 4
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Syphon Filter
Tekken 3
Tom Clancys Rainbow Six
Twisted Metal
Wild Arms


Ugh. They're just determined to keep me from playing Bushido Blade again.
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MC_BatCommander
11/08/18 4:08:30 PM
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I could've told you that after the lineup and lack of dualshock controller were announced
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Lost_All_Senses
11/08/18 4:09:16 PM
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All Stars was fun for awhile if you had friends. Plus the online worked better than Smash.
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andel
11/08/18 4:09:49 PM
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it is lackluster but there are solid games on it. the japanese version is vastly superior though
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Quicksilver
11/08/18 4:11:34 PM
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How much storage space is on this thing. I am only interested in the potential to add your own games. The snes classic had a pitiful amount of storage. If this thing has multiple gigabytes of storage it will be the perfect emulation box for lazy people like me.
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Kitt
11/08/18 4:13:18 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Anyone who instantly compares it to Smash Bros. wasn't really interested in giving it a fair chance anyway.

The fuck? It is a Smash Bros clone. You'd have to be in denial to not see that. I don't think that's bad thing or anything.
The game was just fine overall. It wasn't bad, wasn't anything amazing either. Just Sony's attempt at making a harmless Smash Bros type party fighter.
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Were_Wyrm
11/08/18 4:14:08 PM
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No Mega Man Legends no care
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Kitt
11/08/18 4:17:57 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
I could've told you that after the lineup and lack of dualshock controller were announced

Not to mention no extra games would be put on it, (slightly) different games lineup for different continents and you can't use the original PS1 controllers.

Made me lose interest immediately shortly after they announced it.
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Darmik
11/08/18 4:24:32 PM
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I just can't believe they're still using PAL copies. Even Nintendo stopped doing that years ago.
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Freddie_Mercury
11/08/18 4:25:49 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Anyone who instantly compares it to Smash Bros. wasn't really interested in giving it a fair chance anyway.


https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/041/996/01e.png
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HylianFox
11/08/18 4:29:55 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Anyone who instantly compares it to Smash Bros. wasn't really interested in giving it a fair chance anyway.


https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/041/996/01e.png

perfect, lol
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Juhanor
11/08/18 4:33:48 PM
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Using an open source emulator over POPs is just...I don't know. Just why?
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TrevorBlack79
11/08/18 4:51:39 PM
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I preordered one from Best Buy but as a "guest" on their website. I wish I could find the confirmation email because I'd really like to cancel that shit.
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X-Pac_Heat
11/08/18 4:55:31 PM
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Sony really shit the bed with this
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Dark_SilverX
11/08/18 4:58:17 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
No Mega Man Legends no care

This.
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Darmik
11/08/18 4:59:41 PM
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I'm guessing the fact that they're using an open source emulator means that they haven't done any work on PS1 emulation for a long time right? I think the PS1/PS2 Classics had an internally developed emulator? It's sad that this seems so thrown together.
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Darmik
11/08/18 11:40:20 PM
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https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1060699574254354433

lmao it looks like it has that shitty powerpoint slide presentation in the menu just like All-Stars Battle Royale did
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11/08/18 11:41:34 PM
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PiOverlord
11/08/18 11:45:26 PM
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Lol, I got one statement to make and one only!

Sony is made up of a bunch of hacks, who don't deserve to be on top of the console wars. Their only capability is copying other companies, and sometimes it works, other times it falls flat badly.
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Esrac
11/08/18 11:46:27 PM
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Darmik posted...
That's not even a counterpoint. You're just ignoring it. You can't just directly copy a game and hope nobody compares them. That's silly.

You can't do a game that's all about fan service and attention to detail and then don't bother with either of those things.

Smash Bros is a total celebration of Nintendo and video games.

Meanwhile PlayStation All-Stars was used to market unreleased Metal Gear and Bioshock games. The Bioshock Infinite level doesn't even reflect the final product. The main menu uses a PowerPoint background. It screams cheap.

I'm not even getting into how the game isn't even that fun to play. It fails before you even get started.

Which again seems to be repeating with the PS1 Classic. Even ignoring the lackluster line-up you've got a barebones mini console that uses an open source emulator, 50hz PAL games and a thrown together UI that lacks basic features like screen filters.

If you're not going to try why bother?


I don't think I've ever agreed with you so much as I do with this post
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Blue_Inigo
11/08/18 11:51:49 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Anyone who instantly compares it to Smash Bros. wasn't really interested in giving it a fair chance anyway.


https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/041/996/01e.png

Poor PSABR really got cucked by Smash.
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smoke_break
11/09/18 12:00:53 AM
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Darmik posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Did they release the full list of games yet? There's a couple I might be willing to overlook all the faults for.


Battle Arena Toshinden
Cool Boarders 2
Destruction Derby
Final Fantasy VII
Grand Theft Auto
Intelligent Qube
Jumping Flash
Metal Gear Solid
Mr Driller
Oddworld: Abes Oddysee
Rayman
Resident Evil Directors Cut
Revelations: Persona
Ridge Racer Type 4
Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo
Syphon Filter
Tekken 3
Tom Clancys Rainbow Six
Twisted Metal
Wild Arms

Wait, this list is serious? I saw it posted like last week and thought for sure it was a joke. Oh my.
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pres_madagascar
11/09/18 12:04:30 AM
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PiOverlord posted...
Lol, I got one statement to make and one only!

Sony is made up of a bunch of hacks, who don't deserve to be on top of the console wars. Their only capability is copying other companies, and sometimes it works, other times it falls flat badly.

But, unlike Microsoft, they actually make solid exclusives that aren't just forza(also, let's lol at gran turismo)
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Tyranthraxus
11/09/18 12:05:42 AM
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Darmik posted...
I'm not even getting into how the game isn't even that fun to play. It fails before you even get started.

I disagree on this point. If you were to reduce both games to featureless wireframe fighters, psasbr is much more interesting/fun. Strictly at a technical viewpoint, psasbr had the better gameplay.

Of course, as mvci has taught us, characters are not functions and no one really gives a shit about Ratchet or Cole the way they do for Mario and Pikachu. The game never had a chance because it was just a subpar fighter completely lacking in the reasons that drew people to Smash in the first place.

If you take a look at Brawlhalla, you'll find an engaging and interesting take on the formula, competitive out of box, with all original characters.
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Darmik
11/09/18 12:07:36 AM
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The whole 'use a special to defeat opponents' thing wasn't anywhere near as fun as knocking opponents off the stage in Smash Bros or simply KO'ing an opponent in other fighting games.

I don't care how technical it is.
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EpicMickeyDrew
11/09/18 12:38:29 AM
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Darmik posted...
The whole 'use a special to defeat opponents' thing wasn't anywhere near as fun as knocking opponents off the stage in Smash Bros or simply KO'ing an opponent in other fighting games.

Yes it was.
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