Poll of the Day > I kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy

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Ogurisama
11/08/18 12:22:27 PM
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Not a dildo, one of the hypnoxers.

They are pricey, also dont really want it to be shipped to my house for obvious reasons
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St_Kevin
11/08/18 12:23:34 PM
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wat
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LinkPizza
11/08/18 12:41:00 PM
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Like the Fleshlight things?
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Ogurisama
11/08/18 12:41:26 PM
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LinkPizza
11/08/18 12:52:04 PM
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Just get one. Most people might not even know what that place is. And they would have no right to judge you if they did, anyway. Besides, would they mark it so that it's highly visible? I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house. The price, though. That would be my main concern... Haha...
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wwinterj25
11/08/18 1:29:46 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house.


This. I wouldn't be worried about that.
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Mead
11/08/18 1:31:41 PM
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Lol
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LinkPizza
11/08/18 1:52:25 PM
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This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...
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wwinterj25
11/08/18 1:54:59 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...

Not sure how much they are for you but in the UK they are around 50. The maintenance and need to buy lube makes me think it's not worth the price or hassle. Mind you I've never tried one so maybe it's worth it.
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MICHALECOLE
11/08/18 1:58:06 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...

If you use a flesh light then youre turned back into a straight man so be careful
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Cruddy_horse
11/08/18 2:01:29 PM
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I've looked into getting a BD toy multiple times, but from what I hear the quality ain't so great for the price. But they do have a wide selection.

Why do you want a BD specifically? I'm sure you could find a cheaper one somewhere unless you really want to bone a dragon.
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ClarkDuke
11/08/18 2:02:26 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...

If you use a flesh light then youre turned back into a straight man so be careful

If there's any fecal matter in it, he's safe, ok?
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LinkPizza
11/08/18 2:23:25 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...

Not sure how much they are for you but in the UK they are around 50. The maintenance and need to buy lube makes me think it's not worth the price or hassle. Mind you I've never tried one so maybe it's worth it.

Yeah. I dont really like that you have to clean it after every use. Though the luv may not be as big a problem as I usually have some. But usually use my BFs, anyway. But it does seem like it might not be worth it. Which is why Im hesitant.

MICHALECOLE posted...
LinkPizza posted...
This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them...

If you use a flesh light then youre turned back into a straight man so be careful

Not if I get the butt shaped one...

Cruddy_horse posted...
Why do you want a BD specifically? I'm sure you could find a cheaper one somewhere unless you really want to bone a dragon.

Well, it might be because they were mentioning it in another topic. They do seem kind cool, but also very weird. But I honestly have no idea, as well...
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Ogurisama
11/08/18 2:24:50 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
Why do you want a BD specifically? I'm sure you could find a cheaper one somewhere unless you really want to bone a dragon

For just something different
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LinkPizza
11/08/18 4:26:06 PM
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I went to their site. Their boxes look like this, apparently:

cNBKPxB
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Doctor Foxx
11/08/18 4:45:48 PM
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Every adult shop I've dealt with online packages their goods and bills your credit card discretely. They won't send you a box that has any obvious signs of what's in it.

BD is probably overpriced though
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LinkPizza
11/08/18 4:49:01 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Every adult shop I've dealt with online packages their goods and bills your credit card discretely. They won't send you a box that has any obvious signs of what's in it.

BD is probably overpriced though

Yeah. I forgot to mention the credit part. Lots of them use weird names that look like normal stuff. Though, Im not sure if Bad Dragon would do that because it sounds more like a fantasy something. Like a fantasy game or book. Well, sounds more like those than a fantasy sex shop, I guess...
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Doctor Foxx
11/08/18 4:55:55 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Every adult shop I've dealt with online packages their goods and bills your credit card discretely. They won't send you a box that has any obvious signs of what's in it.

BD is probably overpriced though

Yeah. I forgot to mention the credit part. Lots of them use weird names that look like normal stuff. Though, Im not sure if Bad Dragon would do that because it sounds more like a fantasy something. Like a fantasy game or book. Well, sounds more like those than a fantasy sex shop, I guess...

Nah they'd likely use something else, even slightly different, as if you search for Bad Dragon it's apparent what it is

One place billed things as a shoe store, that was my favorite
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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/08/18 5:00:27 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Just get one. Most people might not even know what that place is. And they would have no right to judge you if they did, anyway. Besides, would they mark it so that it's highly visible? I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house. The price, though. That would be my main concern... Haha...

What is the cardboard is nothing but sexy dragons in bikinis.
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synth_real
11/08/18 6:20:29 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I went to their site. Their boxes look like this, apparently:

cNBKPxB

I can confirm that is what the box will look like, credit card billing is discreet as well. The plastic bag they package the product in is definitely not discreet.

What you're looking for is a little pricey on their website, but I don't know if other companies make them from silicone like Bad Dragon does. Anything cheap is almost guaranteed to be made out of sketchy rubber that will break down over time, I wish I could post pictures of what my old sex toys look like now. I tossed them in an old toolbox and the bottom of it is now full of about half an inch of sticky, nasty slime, and they were clean and dry when they went in there.
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synth_real
11/08/18 6:31:26 PM
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One more thing about Bad Dragon: Check their clearance for something already made before you order, because anything made to order is going to take between 4-8 weeks. I ordered a medium Chance from them this past summer, and it took about 5 weeks. I ordered the large at the beginning of September, and it took about 7 weeks.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
11/08/18 6:31:41 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I went to their site. Their boxes look like this, apparently:

cNBKPxB

Disappointing
If you are going to get some sick messed up stuff, own up to it.
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wwinterj25
11/08/18 7:49:38 PM
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I have to admit the designs are cool to these things though.
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ReggieTheReckless
11/08/18 8:12:33 PM
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Get one for your butt. That's when the fun starts
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captpackrat
11/08/18 10:23:14 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Not a dildo, one of the hypnoxers.

They are pricey, also dont really want it to be shipped to my house for obvious reasons


I've had a couple of their girly-part toys. They're not that great, especially for the price. Too tight, they tear easily, and surprisingly heavy. I literally ripped one apart the first time I tried to use it.

Get yourself a Fleshlight. They're really well made, are a lot cheaper than the BD toys, the case is less obvious than other kinds of toys, and they feel really good.
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GanglyKhan
11/09/18 1:01:35 AM
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Unless you have flatmates or family, who cares? Your mailperson probably delivers 3 dildos a week.
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LinkPizza
11/09/18 1:07:26 AM
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GanglyKhan posted...
Unless you have flatmates or family, who cares? Your mailperson probably delivers 3 dildos a week.

Probably more.
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ReggieTheReckless
11/09/18 10:29:04 AM
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K, did some research for you

Get a medium/medium Nova for yo butt
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LinkPizza
11/09/18 10:31:05 AM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
K, did some research for you

Get a medium/medium Nova for yo butt

I believe its called Nova the Breeder...
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demonfang178
11/09/18 1:19:19 PM
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Either wait until black friday where things are ~40% off or check the toy of the month (there isn't one this month, probably because it would stack with bf sales).
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synth_real
11/09/18 1:53:46 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
K, did some research for you

Get a medium/medium Nova for yo butt

The knot on that thing is wider than a pop can. That would be a challenge for me to take, someone with no experience would probably faint.
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LinkPizza
11/09/18 2:06:37 PM
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I should get some toys to use in play with my BF. But, probably not these. I mean, they seem like good quality. Though, some of them look terrifying. Though, some look normalish with pretty colors...
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dedbus
11/09/18 3:50:38 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Just get one. Most people might not even know what that place is. And they would have no right to judge you if they did, anyway. Besides, would they mark it so that it's highly visible? I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house. The price, though. That would be my main concern... Haha...


I'm pretty sure an actual flying dragon delivers your toy in a stadium bag, loudly exclaiming your sex toy has arrived, hisses fire straight up into the air and flies off clipping the neighbors roof into the setting sun.
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LinkPizza
11/09/18 3:52:16 PM
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dedbus posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Just get one. Most people might not even know what that place is. And they would have no right to judge you if they did, anyway. Besides, would they mark it so that it's highly visible? I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house. The price, though. That would be my main concern... Haha...


I'm pretty sure an actual flying dragon delivers your toy in a stadium bag, loudly exclaiming your sex toy has arrived, hisses fire straight up into the air and flies off clipping the neighbors roof into the setting sun.

If I saw that, my first thought would be, Its probably not a sex toy. Hes just saying that...
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synth_real
11/09/18 3:52:49 PM
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dedbus posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Just get one. Most people might not even know what that place is. And they would have no right to judge you if they did, anyway. Besides, would they mark it so that it's highly visible? I thought places like that made their packages discreet... So, I don't think you have to worry about it being mailed to your house. The price, though. That would be my main concern... Haha...


I'm pretty sure an actual flying dragon delivers your toy in a stadium bag, loudly exclaiming your sex toy has arrived, hisses fire straight up into the air and flies off clipping the neighbors roof into the setting sun.

I would buy one of everything if they delivered like that
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