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kateee 11/07/18 2:15:42 AM #1: |
Which side are you on - Results (32 votes)
Yes, a cantaloupe
3.13% (1 vote)
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Yes, a watermelon
3.13% (1 vote)
1
Yes, a peach
3.13% (1 vote)
1
Yes, a mango
3.13% (1 vote)
1
Yes, a pear
0% (0 votes)
0
Yes, some other kind of fruit
3.13% (1 vote)
1
Not exactly a fruit but I have wrapped a banana peel around my penis
3.13% (1 vote)
1
I have attempted to do so but my penis wasn't able to penetrate the fruit
0% (0 votes)
0
I have not stuck my penis into any kind of fruit, but I have shoved a fruit of some kind into my anus
3.13% (1 vote)
1
No
78.13% (25 votes)
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CelesMyUserName 11/07/18 2:21:45 AM #2: |
who can fit their dick into a pear
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_SecretSquirrel 11/07/18 2:22:35 AM #3: |
The fact that we have topics about fruit fucking and masturbating is making me wonder what the hell is going on.
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kateee 11/07/18 2:22:49 AM #4: |
damn
you got me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kateee 11/07/18 2:24:13 AM #5: |
oh i just realized that most people picture a pear to be like bell shaped and not round
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mnkboy907 11/07/18 2:25:20 AM #6: |
kateee posted...
oh i just realized that most people picture a pear to be like bell shaped and not round Yes I would think most people picture a pear to be like a pear. --- BK_Sheikah? More like BYIG_Sheikah. https://imgur.com/gw03gl7 - Number of people that D'awwed: 102 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kateee 11/07/18 2:25:47 AM #7: |
No at 69%
who saw this coming ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punnyz 11/07/18 2:26:21 AM #8: |
like
cut a hole out or make the penis penetrate it like a man? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 11/07/18 2:27:07 AM #9: |
Like a man.
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kateee 11/07/18 2:30:35 AM #10: |
i can't believe i literally forgot pineapple
call me anagaram ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kateee 11/07/18 2:35:37 AM #11: |
gushy gush so soaky
i put it in, go so deep ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperNiceDog 11/07/18 2:36:02 AM #12: |
ahahahaah Kateee with a great topic
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kateee 11/07/18 2:38:46 AM #13: |
here's some advice about banana peels if you're not sure about taking it to the next level just yet
Peel it and remove the fruit or cut the tip off and squirt the inside out, then rinse the rind with warm water and fill it with lube. Wrap the sections around your member, or shove your load into the hole, and pump. Prior to playtime you can put the skin in the microwave for a few seconds to warm it up, just be careful not to leave it in too long and burn yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kateee 11/07/18 2:39:08 AM #14: |
if supernicedog says so it must mean something
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SuperNiceDog 11/07/18 2:39:52 AM #15: |
kateee posted...
here's some advice about banana peels if you're not sure about taking it to the next level just yet I will use this advice next time I get a banana at the local Trader Joes grocery store --- GJ BK_Sheikah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Magical_Isopod 11/07/18 2:41:31 AM #16: |
D. Pee in her butt.
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SuperNiceDog 11/07/18 2:43:47 AM #17: |
_SecretSquirrel posted...
The fact that we have topics about fruit fucking and masturbating is making me wonder what the hell is going on. mid-contest boredom --- GJ BK_Sheikah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChaosTonyV4 11/07/18 2:43:54 AM #18: |
...How did you decide on these fruit?
I read a thing about warm grapefruit feeling like actual vagina once, so I tried it. It was lame, I didn't nut, and it just made me all sticky. 0/10 --- Phantom Dust. "I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zelos 11/07/18 2:55:28 AM #19: |
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Punnyz 11/07/18 3:01:05 AM #20: |
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_SecretSquirrel 11/07/18 3:06:16 AM #21: |
Zelos posted...
I got those same ones, but the one next to those is an ad for Marshmallow Willies, which appears to be a penis themed breakfast cereal. Joey Ryan would be so proud. --- Agent Triple Zero at your service! This line reserved for the true greatone, the 2018 Guru Contest winner. http://thengamer.com/guru/bracket.php?id=40 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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STElNER 11/07/18 3:06:33 AM #22: |
oh my god
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profDEADPOOL 11/07/18 3:21:15 AM #23: |
Zelos posted...
Nice --- "Let's all go play nagasaki. We can all get vaporized. Hold my hand, let's turn to ash. I'll see you on the other side." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Girugamesh 11/07/18 3:22:41 AM #24: |
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KokoroAkechi 11/07/18 4:21:42 AM #25: |
This topic is really weird because I was just watching a random youtube video where the person was randomly talking about the banana peel thing during a reaction.
--- Kokoro's Anime Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaIA0gY11FQ_Zh6kLSam5OA Updated: July 27th, 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperNiceDog 11/07/18 4:55:33 AM #26: |
Punnyz posted...
Zelos posted... HAHAHAHAHAHAH. --- GJ BK_Sheikah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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